Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The gate of the ancient castle burst open, as if a sleeping beast had finally awakened.

As Wu Hen stepped inside, an ancient and mysterious aura hit him, and this aura seemed to be mixed with a subtle...

Anxious?

"Welcome to the final level, mortal." A deep and majestic voice echoed in the castle. "You should be proud of yourself for having made it this far."

Before Wu Hen could react, he felt a terrifying heat wave coming towards him!

He looked up suddenly and saw a giant dragon that covered the sky and the sun hovering above the castle, with a pair of huge golden eyes staring at him coldly.

"Oh shit! Bahamut?!" Wu Hen exclaimed in shock. This is the top existence in Western mythology, a terrifying creature known as the "Dragon God"!

Is this game planner crazy to release this thing?

!

Bahamut was obviously not interested in listening to Wu Hen's complaints. It opened its bloody mouth and a stream of hot dragon breath gushed out like a volcanic eruption!

"Oh my god!" Wu Hen screamed and rolled on the ground in a panic to avoid the dragon's breath. The temperature of the dragon's breath was so high that if he was even touched by it, he would probably become a roasted suckling pig!

"Roar!" Bahamut let out a deafening roar, and the entire castle trembled under its pressure.

It flapped its huge wings, stirring up a howling wind that blew the decorations and furniture in the castle into pieces.

Wu Hen was blown all over the place by the strong wind. He struggled to keep steady, cursing inwardly, "Is this crappy game even reasonable? He just used his ultimate right away, are you trying to kill me instantly?!"

He dodged Bahamut's attacks while observing his surroundings.

This ancient castle seemed to contain some kind of mysterious power. It did not completely collapse under Bahamut's attack, but it was already on the verge of crumbling.

Wu Hen knew that this was not a solution and he had to find a way to break the deadlock.

His eyes swept around, and suddenly, as if he had thought of something, a strange arc appeared at the corner of his mouth...

"Hey, you want to play, right? I'll keep you company!" Wu Hen's eyes suddenly became fierce. He took a deep breath and made a move that no one expected...

Wu Hen took a deep breath and did something that no one expected - he actually performed a funny dance in front of Bahamut. The enchanting dance moves and coquettish movements were simply eye-catching!

"Yo yo, check it out, give us a set of Jianbingguozi! Come on, let's have fun together!" Wu Hen was dancing a magical dance while saying some confusing and funny words.

Bahamut was stunned. Is this human's brain fried?

Facing such a powerful dragon might, he still has the mood to dance?

!

Its huge dragon face was full of confusion, and its attack stopped unconsciously.

"Haha, my friend 666! Your dancing is even cooler than mine!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity and started chatting with Bahamut.

He discovered that although Bahamut looked ferocious, he was actually a lonely guy at heart.

After some "friendly" exchanges, Wu Hen and Bahamut actually became brothers.

Bahamut was moved by Wu Hen's sincerity and humor, and told him a secret: there is an ancient artifact hidden underground in this castle, and getting it can get a lot of points!

Wu Hen was overjoyed and quickly followed Bahamut's instructions to find the artifact. Sure enough, his points soared instantly and he directly rushed to first place!

"Hahaha, so cool! I told you I was the chosen one!" Wu Hen laughed proudly.

However, his laughter did not last long before he heard a series of sounds of breaking through the air.

He looked up and saw contestants such as Nezha, Jeanne d'Arc, and Susanoo walking towards him with unfriendly looks on their faces.

"Wu Hen, hand over the magic weapon and I will spare your life!" Susanoo held the Tenfist Sword in his hand, with greed flashing in his eyes.

"Oh, you want to steal my things? Don't you even consider your own weight?" Wu Hen sneered, a cold light flashing in his eyes...

"Don't blame me for not warning you, you asked for this!"

As soon as Wu Hen finished speaking, Nezha turned into a ray of fire, and the Wind Fire Wheel with blazing flames rushed straight towards Wu Hen!

Susanoo was not to be outdone. As he swung his Ten Fist Sword, sharp sword energy shot out from the air and went straight for Wu Hen's vital points.

Joan of Arc clasped her hands together and prayed softly. A holy light descended from the sky, trying to purify Wu Hen.

"Oh, are you serious?" Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He took strange steps and moved freely among the dense attacks.

"Back in the day, your grandfather was a gold medalist in square dancing. You think you can take me down with just this little bit of skill? You're too naive!"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while still provoking Susanoo with words, making him so angry that he gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard, is all you can do is talk?!"

"Haha, to deal with a guy like you with well-developed limbs, just talking is enough!" Wu Hen laughed loudly, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed down a huge stone pillar, which just hit Nezha who was rushing towards him.

"Oh my god, is this a trick?!" Nezha was shocked and quickly controlled the Wind Fire Wheel to turn, narrowly avoiding the attack of the stone pillar.

"All's fair in war, do you understand?" Wu Hen winked at Nezha, then flashed and hid behind Joan of Arc.

"Miss Joan of Arc, let me lend you my precious land!" Wu Hen chuckled and pushed Joan of Arc towards Susanoo.

"You!" Joan of Arc was both ashamed and angry, but before she could react, she was hit by Susanoo's sword energy and flew backwards with a muffled groan.

"Oops, sorry, I hurt you by mistake!" Wu Hen apologized hypocritically, and then, before everyone could react, he grabbed the artifact on the ground, turned around and ran away.

"Where are you running to!" Seeing this, Susanoo and others hurriedly chased after him.

Wu Hen fled around in the ancient castle, using various mechanisms and terrain to deal with the pursuers.

Sometimes he hid in a secret room, sometimes he climbed up a high tower, and even went into the sewer, making the pursuers dizzy.

"This kid is simply a loach!" Nezha said breathlessly. They had been chasing Wu Hen for most of the day, but still couldn't catch him.

"Don't let him run away, let's attack him together!" Susanoo roared, and everyone launched a fierce attack on Wu Hen again.

Facing the crowd's siege, Wu Hen no longer hid. He took a deep breath, a gleam in his eyes: "Since you want to play, then I'll play with you!"

He made seals with his hands and muttered something, and a powerful force burst out from his body, blowing away all the pursuers around him.

"This is..." Susanoo and others looked at Wu Hen in horror, their eyes full of disbelief.

"Sorry, that was just a warm-up." Wu Hen dusted himself off and put on a devilish smile. "Now, the game has just begun!"

Fierce fighting broke out again. Wu Hen relied on his powerful strength and strange moves to knock the pursuers to the ground one by one.

His points continued to soar, and he soon surpassed Nezha, who was in third place.

"Damn it, how come this guy suddenly became so strong?!" Susanoo struggled to stand up, his eyes full of unwillingness.

"Because I want to be the strongest man!" Wu Hen laughed and knocked Susanoo away with a punch.

In the end, only Wu Hen and Loki were left.

"You are quite good, human." Loki stood opposite Wu Hen, his eyes gleaming with admiration. "You are the most interesting human I have ever met."

"Thank you for the compliment. You're not bad at all, planning such a wonderful game." Wu Hen said with a smile, "But, this game should end now."

"How do you want it to end?" Loki asked with interest.

"It's simple. I win, you lose." Wu Hen said, a sharp light flashing in his eyes. "Then, tell me the real purpose of this game!"

"Hahaha, interesting! Then let me see if you have the ability to do it!" Loki said, waving his hands, and the space around him began to distort, and a powerful magical force was gathering.

"Come on, let me see the power of God!" Wu Hen was not afraid at all, and fighting spirit burned in his eyes.

A world-shaking battle is about to begin, and the final outcome will determine the fate of everyone...

Wu Hen stood on the ruins of the ancient castle. Before he could celebrate his victory, he suddenly felt a bone-chilling chill from behind...

"Who?!"