Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen ran wildly all the way, like a husky on break free, heading straight towards the powerful aura.

As he turned a coral reef, his expression froze instantly and his eyes almost popped out.

"Oh my god! Where did this Godzilla come from?!"

I saw a huge mermaid, covered with blue-black scales, with extremely thick octopus-like tentacles. It was squatting in front of a huge oracle stele, and smelly mucus dripped from its mouth, corroding everything around it.

"Roar--!"

The siren seemed to sense Wu Hen's breath, turned its head suddenly, opened its bloody mouth, and let out a deafening roar.

The next second, its huge tentacles rushed towards Wu Hen like lightning, causing a bloody storm.

"Oh my god! Are you serious?"

Wu Hen let out a strange cry and nimbly dodged the attack, but the surrounding reefs were smashed to pieces by the tentacles.

He didn't dare to be careless. This sea monster was obviously not comparable to the shrimp soldiers and crab generals before. If he was not careful, he would become a dish in the seafood buffet.

"We have to find a way to get close to it. We can't attack it from this distance!"

Wu Hen dodged the Siren's violent attacks while observing its weaknesses.

However, this sea monster had thick skin and strong attack power, and for a moment, Wu Hen could not find any flaws.

"Should I use my ultimate weapon?"

While Wu Hen was dodging in a panic, he took out a strange bottle from his backpack with a sly smile on his face.

"Hey, it's time to show you what 'biological weapons' are!"

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly had an idea. He shouted at the sea monster: "You are so big..."

"You are so big, you must be very clumsy. Let's see if you can catch a tiny guy like me." Wu Hen said while gesturing with his hands the huge size difference between himself and the mermaid. His expression was as annoying as it could be.

The siren was indeed enraged. Perhaps it understood Wu Hen's ridicule, but its attacks became more violent, but also more chaotic, like a grumpy giant baby waving its fists around.

Wu Hen was waiting for this opportunity. He spotted an opening, tapped the sea surface with his toes, and shot out like an arrow, landing steadily on the back of the mermaid.

"Hehe, let me show you how powerful your father Wu Hen is!" Wu Hen steadied his body, took out the bottle of "biochemical weapon" from his backpack, pulled out the cork, and a strong strange smell instantly spread.

"Ugh—what stinks so bad?!" Even Wu Hen himself was almost suffocated by the smell, not to mention the mermaid with a keen sense of smell.

It rolled over in pain, trying to throw Wu Hen off its back, but it only exacerbated the effect of the "biological weapon".

Taking advantage of the chaos of the siren, Wu Hen seized the opportunity, and with a flash of cold light in his hand, he stabbed the siren's weak point with a knife.

The siren let out a shrill wail, and its huge body fell to the ground with a loud bang, causing huge waves.

Wu Hen wiped the sea water off his face and breathed a sigh of relief. He had finally dealt with this big guy.

He walked up to the oracle stele and carefully observed the words on it.

No one knows what material this stone tablet is made of, but it has not been damaged at all despite years of erosion.

"What kind of weird talisman is this?" Wu Hen looked at the ancient Eastern and Western characters mixed together on the stone tablet, like a heavenly book, and suddenly felt a headache.

At this time, Nezha and Joan of Arc also arrived here.

They looked at the words on the stone tablet and couldn't help but frown.

"This seems to be..." Jeanne carefully identified it and said slowly, "The ancient divine language and..."

"The oracle bone script of Heaven." Nezha took over her words.

"These two characters combined together form a special code. If you want to decipher it, I'm afraid..." Joan of Arc shook her head with a solemn look on her face.

"Hehe, this won't faze me!" Wu Hen suddenly patted his chest and said confidently, "I'm a little genius at solving puzzles!"

"You?" Joan of Arc and Nezha looked at each other with suspicion at the same time, obviously not impressed by Wu Hen's "confidence".

Wu Hen didn't care. He cleared his throat, pointed at the words on the stone tablet, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Hmm... Does this symbol look like a roasted chicken? Could this pattern be the legendary..."

Listening to Wu Hen's "interpretation", a kind of indescribable expression appeared on the faces of Zhendace and Nezha at the same time, as if they were watching a...

"Wait!" Wu Hen suddenly seemed to have discovered something. He clapped his hands and pointed at a symbol on the stone tablet, saying loudly, "I know! This symbol represents..."

"I know! This symbol represents... a spicy crayfish!" Wu Hen slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly.

Joan of Arc and Nezha were both confused. What nonsense was this guy talking about?

However, the next second, the stone tablet suddenly shone brightly, and a golden light enveloped Wu Hen. The system prompt sounded: "Congratulations to player Wu Hen, you have successfully solved part of the puzzle and received points as a reward!"

"What the hell? I actually guessed it right?" Wu Hen himself was stunned. This move was simply the result of luck. He was extremely lucky!

Joan of Arc and Nezha were even more stunned. How could this be possible?

This is too childish!

Loki, who was watching from the shadows, couldn't help but sigh, "This kid, his luck is just too good, right? No, we need to make it a little harder for him!"

Susanoo, who had always been unwilling to accept the result, became furious when he saw Wu Hen taking the lead. While Wu Hen was immersed in joy, he suddenly drew out the long sword from his waist, and a sharp sword energy went straight towards Wu Hen!

"I'll chop you to death!"

"Oh my god, a sneak attack?!" Wu Hen reacted quickly, rolling over to avoid the attack, then picked up a stone on the ground and threw it at Susanoo.

"With your mediocre kung fu, you still want to sneak attack your grandfather like me? Go home and practice for a few years before trying again!" While dodging, Wu Hen did not forget to attack Susanoo with trash talk, which made him very angry.

"Damn it, watch out!" Susanoo roared and swung his sword again. However, he stepped on a hidden mechanism and the ground suddenly collapsed, swallowing him whole.

"Ah——" Susanoo let out a scream and disappeared into the bottomless abyss.

Wu Hen clapped his hands and whistled: "I told you to sneak attack, now you feel cooler, right?"

After solving Susanoo, Wu Hen continued to study the puzzle on the stone tablet.

With the incredible luck of the "chosen one" and the bizarre ideas of the "brain master", he actually solved all the puzzles and got the final clue: the ancient castle leading to the final level.

Wu Hen put away the fragments of the stone tablet and turned to walk towards the ancient castle.

He knew that the real challenge had just begun...

As the sun sets, a fiery red cloud burns on the horizon.

Wu Hen arrived in front of the ancient castle. The castle gate slowly opened, as if a giant beast had opened its bloody mouth, waiting for its prey to fall into its trap...