Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen found that although Sister Liu was amused by him and even had a few crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, she still felt a certain distance from him.

He looked like a piece of popping candy thrown into a fish tank, looking a little out of place in the small restaurant. The customers around him also began to look at him strangely - curious, puzzled, and even with a hint of looking at him as a psychopath.

He must break this situation as soon as possible. After all, he has to make a living before saving the world.

Wu Hen decided to use his ultimate move and start the "earthy love talk" attack mode.

He cleared his throat and said affectionately to Sister Liu who was wiping the table: "Sister Liu, do you know what you and I have in common?" Sister Liu was stunned by his sudden sentimentality and shook her head subconsciously.

Wu Hen struck while the iron was hot and said in an ambiguous tone: "We both fell in love with each other at first sight." The customers around him were amused by his sudden and cheesy love talk, and even Sister Liu couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the originally tense atmosphere dissipated in an instant.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Wu Hen continued to raise the stakes. He pretended to be mysterious and moved closer to Sister Liu. He lowered his voice and said, "Sister Liu, do you know? I am actually a prophet." Sister Liu was amused by his weird look: "Young man, you are talking nonsense again." Wu Hen shook his head seriously: "No, no, no, I am telling the truth. I predict that you will meet a super handsome man today, and he will treat you to a meal..." He deliberately paused, then pointed at himself and said with a smirk, "Free dining!" The surroundings burst into laughter again, and Sister Liu laughed so hard that she fell over and said "You, you" several times.

Wu Hen took advantage of the situation to get closer to Sister Liu and whispered in her ear: "Do you know? I just saw a mosquito, it looks like your husband..." Sister Liu was stunned for a moment, then realized that Wu Hen was joking, after all, she didn't have a husband at all.

She laughed so hard that she almost cried. Her favorability towards Wu Hen soared instantly. This guy was so funny!

Sister Liu completely let down her guard and began to share some basic information about the awakeners with Wu Hen.

She told Wu Hen that the awakened ones are a special group of people in this world. They possess various superpowers. Some can control fire, some can control water flow, and some can even predict the future.

If one wants to become an awakened one, one must pass a ritual called "Trial of God".

Wu Hen listened with great interest. He finally got what he wanted and felt a sense of accomplishment.

"To thank Sister Liu for teaching me everything she knows..." Wu Hen suddenly stood up and clapped his hands seriously.

Wu Hen cleared his throat, made an exaggerated gesture, took a deep breath, and then...

Farted loudly.

"To thank Sister Liu for teaching me everything she knows, I decided to present my most outstanding skill - the sound wave skill after fart!" He explained seriously, "This is a long-lost martial arts secret manual, which is extremely powerful!" The customers around were stunned at first, and then burst into even louder laughter, and some even laughed so hard that they slammed the table.

Sister Liu laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back, and tears started to flow. She pointed at Wu Hen and said intermittently: "You...you are really...a funny guy!"

After Wu Hen's "Fart Sound Wave" performance ended, the atmosphere in the small restaurant reached a climax.

He struck while the iron was hot and began to mingle with Sister Liu and other customers. Everyone was infected by his humorous words and actions and expressed their willingness to make friends with him.

Wu Hen was secretly delighted that he had successfully integrated into this new world and obtained valuable information.

Wu Hen said goodbye to the hospitable Sister Liu and his new friends and walked out of the restaurant.

He looked up at the sky, his heart filled with longing for the future.

The road to becoming the strongest is long, but he has taken the first step.

Following the information provided by Sister Liu, he headed towards an area on the edge of the city, where it was said many awakened people like him gathered.

"I hope I can find a cheaper place to live there..." Wu Hen muttered to himself, touching his empty pockets.

Suddenly, he stopped and stared straight ahead, a hint of vigilance flashing in his eyes...

A dark shadow flashed through the alley.

"Who is it?" Wu Hen whispered, clenching his fists.