Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"What the hell?!" Wu Hen couldn't help but look back, only to see a huge black shadow slowly approaching him from deep within the warehouse...

With the faint light, Wu Hen saw the true face of the black shadow - a giant beast as big as an elephant, covered with black scales that gleamed with metallic luster. Its blood-red eyes were like two lanterns, emitting an icy and piercing light. Its sharp fangs protruded from its mouth, dripping with smelly saliva.

"Holy crap! What the hell is this thing?!" Wu Hen's scalp suddenly went numb. This wasn't some guardian beast at all; it was clearly a giant beast from ancient times!

The guardian beast seemed to be angered by Wu Hen's scream. It let out a deafening roar and pounced towards Wu Hen with its huge body like an arrow, spraying Wu Hen's face with a fishy breath.

"I'll hide!" Wu Hen reacted extremely quickly, rolling over to avoid the guardian beast's attack. However, the aftermath of the guardian beast's attack still made his blood boil, and he almost vomited blood.

"No, a head-on attack definitely won't work. I have to think of a way..." Wu Hen dodged the guardian beast's attacks while racking his brains for a countermeasure. "This thing has thick skin and strong attack power. How should I deal with it?"

Just when Wu Hen was at a loss, the guardian beast attacked again. Its huge claws, with a sharp gust of wind, slapped towards Wu Hen, and it seemed that it was about to smash him into a meat patty.

"It's over, Barbie Q is gone..." Wu Hen thought to himself that something was wrong.

At the critical moment, a golden light flashed...

The golden light dissipated, and Wu Hen stood there unharmed, while the guardian beast, which was originally so imposing, was now tied up like a dumpling with a thin rope and could not move.

"What the hell? What's going on?" Wu Hen looked at the scene in front of him in confusion, wondering if he was hallucinating.

"Roar, roar, roar!" The guardian beast roared unwillingly and struggled desperately, but was unable to break free from the seemingly fragile rope.

Wu Hen came back to his senses and looked at the guardian beast tied up like a dumpling. He was immediately overjoyed and couldn't help but teasing: "Hey, isn't this our big guy? Why is he tied up like this? Are you itching for it and want me to loosen up your muscles?"

Upon hearing this, the guardian beast struggled even more angrily, wishing to tear Wu Hen into pieces.

Seeing this, Wu Hen stopped teasing it and started to think seriously about how to escape.

He tried to cut the rope with the sword in his hand, but found that the rope was extremely tough and could not be cut at all.

"What the hell is this thing? How come it's so strong?" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain.

He tried various methods such as burning it with fire and flooding it with water, but he still couldn't break the rope.

"Could this thing be the legendary rope for binding immortals?" Wu Hen wondered in his heart.

Just when he was at a loss, the guardian beast suddenly stopped struggling and looked at him with a strange look.

Wu Hen felt a little scared by its gaze and couldn't help asking, "You...why are you looking at me like that?"

The guardian beast did not speak, but slowly opened its mouth and said in a low voice: "Human, you are very special..."

Wu Hen was immediately interested when he heard this and asked, "Oh? What's so special about me?"

The guardian beast did not answer his question, but continued: "The aura on you reminds me of someone..."

Wu Hen became even more curious and asked, "Who?"

The guardian beast took a deep breath and said slowly, "A person...who I will never forget..."

Wu Hen: “…”

What is this all about?

Wu Hen felt like he was listening to a heavenly book and had no idea what the guardian beast was saying.

Just as he was about to continue asking questions, the guardian beast suddenly attacked again.

"What the hell! What the hell are you doing?!" Wu Hen was caught off guard and was slapped away by the guardian beast's claw.

"Roar, roar, roar!" The guardian beast let out a deafening roar, and its huge body crushed towards Wu Hen like a tank.

"I'll hide!" Wu Hen jumped up from the ground and dodged the guardian beast's attack in a panic.

However, the guardian beast was so fast that Wu Hen had no time to dodge and was about to be caught up by it.

At this critical moment, Wu Hen suddenly stopped dodging and stood there laughing.

"Hahaha...hahaha..."

The guardian beast was stunned by Wu Hen's sudden action, and its huge body stopped abruptly in front of Wu Hen.

"What are you laughing at?" the guardian beast asked in confusion.

Wu Hen pointed at the guardian beast, laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward, and said: "I say, big guy, you look really sorry, hahahaha..."

Guardian beast: "..."

It has lived for so long, but this is the first time someone has told it that it looks sorry.

"You...you are looking for death!" The guardian beast suddenly became furious and attacked Wu Hen again.

"Oh, are you angry? It's good to be angry. Being angry means you can still be saved!" Wu Hen continued while dodging the attacks of the guardian beast, "But it's useless for you to be angry, because you can't hit me at all, hahahaha..."

The guardian beast was furious with Wu Hen, but it could do nothing to him.

Wu Hen dodged the guardian beast's attacks while observing its weaknesses.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he discovered that there seemed to be a weak spot in the scales on the guardian beast's abdomen.

"Now!" Wu Hen said in his heart, and while the guardian beast was not paying attention, he suddenly punched it in the abdomen.

"boom!"

With a dull thud, the guardian beast's huge body was knocked back several steps by Wu Hen's punch.

"Roar, roar, roar!" The guardian beast roared in pain, its eyes filled with shock and disbelief.

It never imagined that this seemingly weak human being in front of it actually possessed such terrifying power.

"Hey, how's it? Doesn't it taste good?" Wu Hen clapped his hands and said with a smug look on his face, "I told you a long time ago that you are no match for me."

Upon hearing this, the guardian beast was filled with shame and anger, and launched another fierce attack on Wu Hen.

However, Wu Hen had already found its weakness and naturally would not give it any more chances.

He nimbly dodged the guardian beast's attacks while looking for opportunities to attack its weaknesses again.

In this way, a fierce battle broke out between the man and the beast in the warehouse.

Although the guardian beast was huge in size and had incredible strength, Wu Hen played it around and couldn't touch him at all.

On the other hand, although Wu Hen was far inferior to the guardian beast in strength, he was able to make the guardian beast run around with his flexible body and precise attacks.

"Hahaha... big guy, just admit defeat. You are no match for me." Wu Hen said with a smile while dodging the attack of the guardian beast.

"Roar, roar, roar!" The guardian beast roared unwillingly, but it was still helpless against Wu Hen.

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly stopped attacking, stood in place, and a strange smile appeared on his face.

"Big guy, do you feel like you've become...stupid?" Wu Hen asked with a smile.

Upon hearing this, the guardian beast was stunned for a moment, then felt dizzy and his thinking became slow.

"What...what did you do to me?" the guardian beast asked in horror.

Wu Hen didn't answer its question, but continued with a smile: "Do you think I'm really cute now and want to be friends with me?"

It now just felt dizzy and had no idea what it was thinking.

"Come on, be good and call me daddy." Wu Hen said with a smile.

How could it, an ancient mythical beast, call a human dad?

However, its body opened its mouth uncontrollably and let out a low roar: "Dad... Dad..."

"Hey! Good son!" Wu Hen was immediately overjoyed and reached out to pat the guardian beast's head.

It felt like it must be crazy to call a human dad.

"My dear son, can you tell me now what this rope is?" Wu Hen asked, pointing at the rope that tied the guardian beast.

"This... this is..." The guardian beast opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't speak at all.

"Huh? What's going on?" Wu Hen asked in confusion.

"This rope... is..." The guardian beast tried desperately to tell the truth, but found that he could not control his body at all.

"Yes Yes……"

"What is it?" Wu Hen asked.

"Yes..." The guardian beast struggled, trying to tell the truth.

"My dear son, don't be anxious. Take your time." Wu Hen comforted him.

"Yes..." The guardian beast took a deep breath and finally told the truth, "Yes... yes..."

"What is it?" Wu Hen held his breath, waiting for the guardian beast's answer.

"Yes……"

The guardian beast's voice suddenly stopped, and its eyes were filled with fear and despair, because it saw a ball of golden light suddenly appear in Wu Hen's hand...

A flash of golden light appeared, and the seemingly indestructible rope was easily cut like tofu!

Before the guardian beast could react, Wu Hen had already turned into a shadow and rushed towards the warehouse door.

"Want to run? No way!" The guardian beast roared, and its huge body suddenly leaped up, trying to stop Wu Hen.

In the blink of an eye, Wu Hen's mind moved, and the weapon racks, wooden boxes, and even the rubble on the ground scattered in the warehouse seemed to be given life, rushing towards the guardian beast frantically!

"Boom boom boom!"

The warehouse was suddenly in chaos, with explosions and crashes ringing in the air. Dust was flying everywhere, covering the sky and blocking out the sun, as if it was the end of the world.

The guardian beast was caught off guard by the sudden attack, and its huge body staggered back, roaring angrily.

Taking advantage of this precious opportunity, Wu Hen rushed to the door of the warehouse, pushed open the heavy door, and slipped out!

"Huh...huh..."

Wu Hen leaned against the wall, breathing heavily. The previous wave of operations had almost exhausted all his physical strength.

He looked back at the warehouse that was engulfed in flames and smoke, a sneer appearing on the corner of his mouth.

"Want to catch me? Maybe in the next life!"

Wu Hen no longer hesitated and turned to run towards the dinner party. He wanted to get the ancient books to a safe place before anyone found out.

However, just as he was about to disappear into the night, a cold mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind:

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: a mysterious gift package!"

"Ding! Detection: The host is about to enter the final test stage. Please prepare..."

Wu Hen suddenly stopped, frowned, and had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"The final test? What the hell?!"

Before he could react, the cold mechanical voice rang in his mind again:

"Final test: Host, please perform a show for all guests at the upcoming dinner..."

Upon hearing these words, Wu Hen was struck by lightning and was completely dumbfounded.

"Performance?! Are you kidding me? I came here..."