Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

A burst of devilish laughter came from Wu Hen's room, which made Lin Qiye frown.

When I pushed the door open, I saw Wu Hen making faces in front of the mirror and making all kinds of eye-catching poses.

"Perfect! My Plan C is successful!" Wu Hen announced proudly.

Lin Qiye was full of questions: "What is Plan C?"

Wu Hen smiled mysteriously: "The secret cannot be revealed! In short, get ready for victory!"

The train slowly entered Tianhe City, taking the group on a new journey.

As soon as he got off the train, Wu Hen couldn't wait to start arranging tasks.

"Fatty Baili, An Yuqing, go buy some survival supplies. Make sure you get everything, especially my Happy Fat House Water!"

Wu Hen gave the order seriously.

"Don't worry, Brother Hen, I promise to complete the task!"

Baili Pang'er patted his chest and made the promise, looking so confident as if he was about to carry a supermarket on his shoulders in the next second.

However, it was only when Wu Hen turned around and looked at An Yuqing that he finally felt relieved.

"Xiao An'an, keep an eye on this guy and don't let him spend all his money on snacks."

"Roger that!"

An Yuqing made an OK gesture, while Fatty Baili grumbled aggrievedly, "I'm not a child..."

Lin Qiye and Cao Yuanhai were responsible for finding a car to Anta County.

After some bargaining, we finally found a beat-up old jeep that was willing to go.

After several hours of bumpy ride, everyone finally arrived in Anta County.

The sight before them made them gasp—a towering wall of mist.

It surrounds the entire county like a huge cage.

"What the hell is this?"

Fatty Baili swallowed his saliva, his voice trembling slightly.

Following the edge of the fog, they found a dilapidated building with the words "Night Watch" vaguely visible on the doorplate.

Lin Qiye pushed open the rusty door, and a cold breath hit him...

Wu Hen suddenly grabbed the corner of Lin Qiye's clothes and whispered, "Wait, I feel something is wrong..."

Wu Hen narrowed his eyes, sniffed the air, and said in an unfathomable manner, "Wait a minute, the air is filled with the scent of... single people. No, there's even a hint of old-age disco. This is definitely not a simple matter!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes and pushed the door open.

At the same time, Lin Qiye and Cao Yuanhai found a man who looked like an experienced driver near the station...

Uncle, and paid the deposit.

The old man patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, young man, this little jeep of mine may not be good at other things, but it is definitely an expert at crossing mountains and rivers! I guarantee that I will get you there safely!"

Lin Qiye and Cao Yuanhai returned to the meeting place and happened to meet Baili Panger and An Yuqing who were carrying large and small bags.

"How is it? Have you bought everything?" Wu Hen asked expectantly, rubbing his hands.

"All ready!" Fatty Baili answered with sweat all over his forehead, while An Yuqing nodded silently with a slightly strange expression.

"That's good, Xiao An'an. Where are the bills? Let me see if there's anything I can reimburse... er, I mean, is there anything that needs to be optimized."

Wu Hen said this seriously, but in return he received a meaningful look from An Yuqing.

"Brother Hen, look at this!" Fatty Baili mysteriously pulled out a piece of...

Red bunny-shaped winter coat.

Wu Hen was petrified on the spot: "What the hell is this? Are you going to kill a god or go to kindergarten?"

Baili Panger chuckled: "Brother Hen, this is a magical weapon! It's warm and cute, and it can also confuse the enemy!"

"Just think about it, if the enemy saw a tough guy in a bunny costume charging towards them, wouldn't they die of laughter on the spot? This is what they call... tactical cuteness!"

Wu Hen took a deep breath, trying hard to suppress the urge to stuff Baili Panger into the bunny costume, and silently turned to look at An Yuqing.

An Yuqing cleared his throat and explained, "Actually... we also bought some other warm clothes. This... was just Fatty Baili'er's strong request."

An Yuqing opened another backpack, which was filled with various survival necessities: compressed biscuits, mineral water, a first aid kit...

and so on.

Lin Qiye nodded: "Well done, let's divide the things."

"The situation in the place we are going this time is unknown, so we must be fully prepared."

Everyone began to distribute supplies in an orderly manner, and the atmosphere became unusually serious.

Wu Hen cleared his throat and explained seriously: "We prepare two backpacks, one for carry-on, to put some necessities,

"The other one is in the car, just in case. Do you understand?"

Everyone answered in unison: "Understood!"

Everything was ready, and everyone got on the dilapidated jeep and drove towards the foggy Anta County.

After nearly five hours of bumpy ride, they finally arrived at their destination.

The car door opened, Wu Hen jumped out first, took a deep breath, and then...

vomit……

Wu Hen held onto the car door and retched a few times before he managed to straighten up. He sighed weakly, "This road... is even more bumpy than my life."

Everyone was stunned by his sudden "artistic style" and then burst into laughter.

Even the usually calm Lin Qiye couldn't help but curl his lips.

After laughing, everyone noticed the scene in front of them.

In the distance, a towering wall of fog enveloped the entire Anta County like a sky curtain, exuding an unsettling sense of oppression.

"My goodness, this special effect is not worth even fifty cents!" Wu Hen complained, but there was a hint of solemnity in his tone.

An Yuqing and Cao Yuanhai were also stunned, obviously shocked by the strange scene before them.

"Let's go to the Night Watch stronghold first." Lin Qiye broke the silence.

"A Night's Watch stronghold? Are we just going there directly? Isn't that too reckless?"

Baili Panger raised a question.

"We approach as travelers, which will not reveal our identities and we can also get some clues." Lin Qiye explained.

"and,"

He paused, a sly smile on his face, "I have a more direct method."

Cao Yuanhai frowned. "Qiye, I know you have some... special abilities, but this situation is unusual. We must proceed with caution."

The atmosphere was a little solemn.

Half an hour later, the four of them arrived in front of a dilapidated two-story building.

On the mottled wall, the words "Night Watchman" can be vaguely seen.

"That's it? Are you sure you're on the right set? This is too shabby! Are all Night Watchmen so poor?"

Baili Panger couldn't help but complain.

Lin Qiye ignored his complaints and carefully checked the address. After confirming that the information was correct, he said, "This is it. Let's go in and take a look."

Everyone fell silent, and an inexplicable tension spread in the air.

Wu Hen suddenly grabbed Lin Qiye and said mysteriously, "Wait! I calculated with my fingers, and this place... is a sign of great misfortune!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes and pushed open the rusty iron door...

"Squeak—" A sharp sound pierced the silence. Behind the door was a creepy darkness...