Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The green train started with a "clang clang" sound, and the old carriages groaned.

It was as if an elderly man was complaining about being overwhelmed.

The four members of the fifth special team reserve team looked at each other, and the atmosphere was as awkward as socks that had not been washed for three days.

The four people sat opposite each other. The small table in the middle was originally intended to be used to discuss the task, but now it was requisitioned by a kind-hearted old man.

The old man sat upright, holding an orange in his hand and peeling it carefully.

Then he handed the peeled orange segments to a fashionable young lady next to him.

The little girl smiled shyly, took the orange slices and chewed them slowly. The scene was so warm that it made people's teeth ache.

The four of them exchanged helpless glances, and said to themselves: This style of painting... isn't right!

"This green train is so slow! How long will it take to arrive?"

Baili Panger couldn't help but complain,

"What era is it now? Why are you still riding this thing? Can't you arrange a high-speed train for us?"

Lin Qiye shrugged.

"We can't help it. We are a reserve team with limited funds. Besides, Anta County is quite remote and there is no high-speed rail."

Cao Yuanhai frowned, "I'm worried that if the trip is delayed, will it affect the execution of the mission?"

Wu Hen's mouth curled up into an evil smile.

"Don't worry, Lao Cao, even if the sky falls, there are tall people to hold it up."

"Besides, special cases require special treatment. It won't have any impact."

As he spoke, he deliberately winked in the old man's direction, as if hinting at something.

The old man seemed to notice their eye contact and coughed cautiously.

"Hey youngsters, be careful! There are so many people on this train, don't do anything petty!"

The four of them were instantly petrified. What on earth was going on?!

Just as they were about to explain, the little girl suddenly covered her stomach with her hands, her face looking a little ugly.

"Uncle, I...I want to go to the toilet..."

The old man quickly picked up the luggage and nervously protected the young girl.

"Come on, come on, I'll go with you! The toilet on this train isn't very safe..."

Watching the two people leaving, the four fell silent again.

Wu Hen suddenly smiled meaningfully, "The good show has just begun..."

As soon as the old man and the young woman left, the four of them immediately gathered around the small table, like a group of hungry wolves pouncing on a piece of fat meat.

"Oh my god, this old man is so funny! He actually thinks we are thieves!"

Fatty Baili looked aggrieved, "If it weren't for his age, I would be so hot-tempered..."

"Okay, okay, Fatty, don't worry about these details."

Lin Qiye waved his hand and said, "Let's focus on the mission."

Wu Hen smirked, "Hey, Fatty, are you attracted to that young lady?"

Fatty Baili blushed, "You...what nonsense are you talking about! I...I didn't!"

Lin Qiye took out his phone, opened the map, pointed to a red dot on the screen and said, "Our destination is here—Anta County."

When everyone got closer to take a look, they saw that Anta County was located on the edge of the map, surrounded by wasteland. It was obvious that it was a remote area with no one living there.

"Anta County? Why does this place sound so familiar?"

Cao Yuanhai frowned, "I think I've heard it somewhere..."

“It sounds familiar!”

Wu Hen lowered his voice mysteriously.

"It's said to be haunted!"

An Yuqing rolled her eyes.

"Wu Hen, can you be more serious? Stop scaring people!"

"Ahem, just a joke, to liven up the atmosphere."

Wu Hen coughed twice and put away his playful smile.

"Seriously, our mission this time is to eliminate the 'mystery' that is suspected to be in the 'River' or 'Sea' realm in the primitive jungle in the north of Anta County."

"'Sichuan' realm? 'Sea' realm?"

Baili Pang'er widened his eyes.

"This is no joke! The environment there is extremely harsh. We must be prepared to survive for a long time!"

"Yes."

Lin Qiye nodded.

"The primitive jungle is full of dangers. Not only are there all kinds of ferocious beasts, but there are also other unknown dangers..."

Before he could finish his words, the carriage suddenly shook violently, the lights flickered a few times, and then went out completely.

The carriage was suddenly plunged into darkness, with only the occasional flash of lightning outside the window illuminating everyone's terrified faces.

"what happened?!"

"not……"

Wu Hen licked his lips, a strange smile appearing on the corner of his mouth, "The show has really begun..."