Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen ran away as fast as he could, his mind full of the saying "Of the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one".

The speed at which he judged those two guys was outrageous. He felt like a rabbit being chased by a hungry wolf, and he might become a meal at any time.

"Big Brother System, help! What the hell are these three question marks in the reward? Is this another 'surprise'?"

"Ding! Host, don't panic. The reward is absolutely a surprise and you will be satisfied!" The system's mean voice sounded.

Wu Hen was so sad that he wanted to cry but had no tears. How could he be satisfied at all?

He felt like he was participating in an extreme escape show. It was thrilling, but his life was at stake!

Just when he was about to despair, he suddenly felt a flash before his eyes and the world was spinning.

When he came to his senses, he found himself standing on a rough sea with his feet...

Air?

!

"Holy crap! What's going on? Am I an immortal?"

Wu Hen was bewildered, looking down at the surging waves beneath his feet, and almost died on the spot.

Lin Qiye, who was standing by, also looked bewildered. "Is this... a dream?"

Wu Hen then realized that he had entered a dream.

This dream is so real, the sea breeze is blowing, the waves are hitting my face, and it has a strong salty and fishy smell.

Wait, isn't this a product placement advertisement for some seafood gift pack?

Just as Wu Hen was lost in thought, an old voice came from the depths of the sea: "My two friends, how are you?"

Then, an old man in a tattered Taoist robe slowly rose from the sea, his feet stepping on the waves, with an immortal look, but this look gave him a bit of the feeling of an elder of the Beggar Gang.

Wu Hen recognized him at a glance - Wu Gou Lao!

The deputy captain of the psychic team who was being hunted!

"Mr. Wu!" Lin Qiye shouted in surprise.

Wu Gou Lao smiled slightly and looked at the gloomy faces of the fourth and sixth seats in the distance.

"My two friends from Judgment, since you're here, please don't be polite. I've prepared some wine...ah, rather, some food to entertain you two."

Si Xi was about to speak, but found that he couldn't say anything.

The same thing happened to Liu Xi, both of them had fear in their eyes.

A strange smile appeared on Wu Gou's old face. "It seems that you haven't had enough fun in my Forbidden Ruins..."

He slowly raised his hand and pointed at the two of them, "Now, it's time for the real game!"

Wu Gou Lao threw away his tattered Taoist robe, and had a bit of the aura of a hermit.

He said to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, "My two friends, the following scene is not suitable for children. Please stand back for a moment."

He paused, then added, "Especially you, Xiao Wu, don't let yourself get stye."

Wu Hen's face was full of black lines: "Thank you, it's not like I haven't seen the world."

Although he said so, Wu Hen still obediently pulled Lin Qiye back a few steps.

Are you kidding? This old man is obviously a big shot. If a big shot wants to perform, he must be given enough face!

Although Lin Qiye was confused, he had an inexplicable trust in Wu Gou Lao and followed Wu Hen to the side.

Looking at Wu Gou Lao's figure, which had an immortal look but also a bit of the temperament of a Beggar Gang elder, Lin Qiye felt a sense of awe in his heart.

This old man is really a hidden talent!

The fourth seat's face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Old Wu Gou, do you think you can escape punishment by hiding in a dream?"

"Today, all three of you must die!"

Wu Gou Lao snorted disdainfully: "Just you two little shrimps?"

"When I was roaming the martial arts world, you didn't even know where to feed yourself!"

He turned to look at the sixth seat, his tone suddenly becoming sharp.

"Tell me! Why are you chasing us?"

The Sixth Master smiled sinisterly and said, "Kill you? No, bury you! Bury the future of you mediums!"

The air froze instantly, and the tense atmosphere was about to explode.

A strange smile appeared on Wu Gou's old face. "The future? I think your death is approaching!"

He quickly formed seals with his hands and muttered something.

"The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe borrows the law! The seven stars gather their souls and appear!"

Following Wu Gou Lao's low shout, seven figures slowly rose from the sea...

Seven figures rose from the sea, their clothes ragged and their breath weak. They were none other than the members of the psychic team that had been hunted by the Church of the Ancient God!

"Oh shit! He's back from the dead?!" Wu Hen exclaimed. This way of appearing was too cool!

A true necromancer!

The fourth seat narrowed his eyes, carefully examining the seven figures, a hint of disdain on his lips: "A trifle! Just some ghostly illusions, just bluffing."

He turned to look at the Sixth Seat, "Don't worry, Sixth Seat. These phantoms are only at the level of a junior God Slayer at best. They're vulnerable."

The tense expression of the Sixth Seat relaxed, and a calculating glint flashed in his eyes: "Humph, I thought this old man had some powerful trump card."

"It turns out it's just some bluff. In that case, let me play with him!"

He smiled contemptuously, as if he was sure of victory.

Seven phantoms attacked at the same time, attacking the fourth and sixth seats.

The fourth seat was not in a hurry and snorted coldly: "A mere trifle!"

At this moment, Liu Xidi suddenly shouted: "Spiritual counterattack!"

A powerful mental wave burst out from him, instantly sweeping across the entire dream world.

The dream world began to shake violently, the sea surged, and the sky collapsed.

Wu Gou Lao's face also turned pale, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Oh no! His forbidden ruins have been broken!" Lin Qiye's heart sank, the situation took a turn for the worse.

Wu Hen also felt that the situation was not good. This dream world seemed to be collapsing!

He quickly grabbed Lin Qiye's arm, ready to run away at any time.

At this critical moment, Wu Gou Lao suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahaha! Do you think you can win like this? How naive!"

He waved his hand suddenly, and the dream world collapsed instantly, and everyone returned to the real world.

The fourth and sixth place winners were stunned. What was going on? Why did they suddenly appear?

Wu Gou Lao looked at the two men's puzzled expressions and smiled strangely: "It seems that your plan has gone a little wrong..."

He slowly walked up to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen and said meaningfully, "Next, the real show begins..."