Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Flames shot up into the sky behind the prison area, and the roar of explosions was deafening.

Amidst the smoke, the two "mummies" opened fire at full power, madly attacking the steel flying mosquitoes in the sky.

Wu Hen's bandages flew around like a drunk dancer, humming a tuneless song: "Destroying you has nothing to do with you~"

Lin Qiye had a helpless look on his face, brandishing the sword in his hand with great vigor, the sword energy was like a rainbow, and every strike was extremely accurate.

"Two pieces of wood combined together are invincible!" Wu Hen screamed, took out a water gun from the bandage, and sprayed water at the Steel Flying Mosquito.

"Are you serious?" Lin Qiye's eyes twitched.

"Of course! This is my secret weapon - Holy Light Baptism!" Wu Hen talked nonsense seriously.

The amazing thing was that the steel flyer that was hit by the water gun actually started to smoke and then fell to the ground.

"Fuck, it really works?" Lin Qiye was shocked.

"Hehe, no one can resist my charm!" Wu Hen was very proud.

As the last steel flyer fell, the battle ended.

There was a flash of light, and the two returned to their original form.

Wu Hen grabbed the shivering Mumuzi and opened a portal: "Okay, little guy, let's go home!"

After watching Mumuzi disappear, Wu Hen clapped his hands, looking relieved: "Done! Call it a day!"

However, before they could catch their breath, a terrified cry came from not far away.

It turned out that the beard was blown away by the death of the mosquito, and the skinny man's leg was blown off by the shock wave of the explosion.

Han Jinlong'er was protected behind Zhang Lao Zhang. The three of them hid behind a layer of pale yellow barrier, looking at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen who were walking towards them in horror.

"Please spare my life, my lords!"

Zhang Lao Zhang begged for mercy in a trembling voice, "I'm willing to exchange this kid for my life!"

As he said that, he kicked Han Jinlong'er out of the barrier.

Han Jinlonger looked at Zhang Laozhang in disbelief and roared angrily: “Zhang Laozhang, you despicable villain!”

Zhang Lao Zhang acted as if he hadn't heard anything, and groveled before Lin Qiye and Wu Hen: "My Lords, I'll leave this kid to you!"

Wu Hen touched his chin and looked at Lin Qiye with a smile: "Old Lin, what do you think..."

Wu Hen was just about to say something witty, like, "This kid looks quite fat, how about we grill a feast for the whole person?"

Suddenly, I felt a cool breeze on my back and subconsciously rolled over to avoid it.

"Whoosh!" A sharp piece of iron flew past his nose and nailed into the wall behind him, making a buzzing sound.

"Oh my god! What's going on?" Wu Hen stood up with a somersault, brushed off the dust on his body, and looked unhappy.

Lin Qiye also sensed the danger. He held the sword across his chest and glanced around vigilantly.

"Tsk tsk, quite quick reaction." A cold voice came from the darkness.

Immediately afterwards, two figures walked out slowly. They were the fourth and sixth seats who had escaped before.

Si Xi played with a few thin pieces of iron in his hands, his eyes scornful. "You're quite capable of dodging my 'Flying Flowers and Falling Leaves'."

The Sixth Seat looked impatient: "Stop talking nonsense and deal with them quickly."

Countless iron pieces flashing with cold light suddenly appeared in the air around them, like a metal storm, surrounding the two of them.

"Oh, a group fight? I love it the most!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands, looking excited.

He was about to take out his "secret weapon" - the magical water gun, when he suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Lin Qiye.

Said: "Lao Lin, it's your turn to perform this time, I will assist you!"

Lin Qiye sighed helplessly. It seemed that he was going to be tricked by this guy again today.

He took a deep breath, and the sword in his hand shone brightly, ready to fight.

At this time, Han Jinlong, who was pushed out by Zhang Lao Zhang, also saw the face of the person who came.

His face turned pale in an instant and his lips trembled, as if he had seen something terrible.

He pointed at the fourth and sixth seats tremblingly, his voice as thin as a mosquito: "You...you are...the people of 'Judgment'?!"

Si Xi sneered, "It's too late to realize it now."

Liu Xi waved his hand impatiently: "Alright, stop talking nonsense with him."

As he said that, he walked over to Han Jinlong'er, grabbed his hair, and pulled him up...

Liu Xi grabbed Han Jinlong'er's hair and lifted him up like a chicken.

"Misunderstanding? Are you kidding me? How dare you ruin our good fortune? Today I'll let you know why the flowers are so red!"

Han Jinlong'er's face turned pale, and he quickly explained: "Brother, brothers, I really didn't know you were from the Judgment!"

"I... I have elderly parents and young children to support. Please let me go!"

"Pa!" A loud slap interrupted Han Jinlong'er's words. His cheek swelled up instantly and blood oozed from the corner of his mouth.

"Cut the nonsense!"

Liu Xi cursed impatiently, "You're begging for mercy now? It's too late!"

A hint of anger flashed across Han Jinlong'er's eyes, but he quickly concealed it.

He endured the pain and pleaded humbly, "Brother, I really know I was wrong. Please..."

At this moment, Zhang Lao Zhang and the skinny man took advantage of everyone's inattention and quietly retreated, trying to slip away.

"Want to run? Not that easy!" Wu Hen was sharp-eyed and saw their actions at a glance.

He chuckled and waved his hand. Two rusty steel bars appeared out of thin air and shot towards the two men like lightning.

"Puff!" With two muffled sounds, the steel bars directly pierced through the bodies of Zhang Lao Zhang and the skinny man, nailing them to the ground.

The two men stared with their eyes wide open, unable to close them in death.

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen looked at each other and saw a hint of solemnity in each other's eyes.

The strength of these four and six seats far exceeded their imagination. They might have reached the peak of the "Infinite" realm, or even higher.

With their current strength, they are no match at all.

"Looks like today is going to be a bad day..." Wu Hen muttered softly.

"Don't panic."

Lin Qiye patted his shoulder and signaled him to calm down. "Just wait and see what happens, and act accordingly."

The two of them observed the fourth and sixth seats calmly, thinking of countermeasures in their minds.

The air around seemed to freeze, and the atmosphere was tense and depressing.

The fourth and sixth seats ignored Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, but focused their attention on Han Jinlong'er.

They tortured Han Jinlong'er like a cat playing with a mouse, with extremely cruel methods.

Ten minutes passed, and Han Jinlong'er's screams gradually became weaker and finally disappeared completely.

He collapsed to the ground, no longer breathing.

The ground was stained red with blood and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood.

Si Xi wiped the blood off his hands casually, turned to look at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen,

A cruel smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Next, it's your turn..."

Sixth Seat also walked over with a sinister grin, the iron piece in his hand flashing with a cold light: "I hope you can hold on a little longer..."

Wu Hen took a deep breath, a trace of determination flashed in his eyes, and he whispered to Lin Qiye: "Old Lin, it seems that this time we really have to fight to the death..."

Lin Qiye nodded, and the sword in his hand emitted a crisp humming sound, as if responding to his determination...

Han Jinlong'er's screams echoed in the prison, making Wu Hen grimace. The scene was more exciting than a horror movie.

He poked Lin Qiye and said, "Old Lin, this is too bloody. Will you have nightmares tonight?"

Lin Qiye had no expression on his face, just frowned slightly.

Ten minutes later, Han Jinlonger was completely dead and collapsed on the ground like a rag doll.

Si Xi shook off the blood on his hands as casually as if he was brushing off dust.

"Tsk, you really can't stand a beating." He turned to look at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, with a cruel arc at the corner of his mouth.

"Okay, you're next. Lord Whisperer has issued a kill order."

"Anyone who dares to obstruct our 'Judgment' will be killed without mercy!"

Liu Xi also came over and looked at the two of them with cold eyes.

Suddenly, he seemed to have discovered something, his eyes lit up.

Pointing at Lin Qiye, he exclaimed, "Wait! This kid... isn't this kid the... who is that? The one on the wanted poster..."

He slapped his head suddenly, "I remember now! Lin Qiye! That's him! Catching him would be a great achievement!"

The fourth seat was also stunned, looking Lin Qiye up and down, and then burst into laughter.

"It's like searching for something unsuccessfully, but it finally came to me! I never thought the big fish would just come to me!"

Wu Hen was confused, "What the hell? A bounty? Old Lin, when did you become a wanted criminal?" Lin Qiye's face was gloomy. It seemed that their identities were exposed.

The situation is now even worse. Originally, they only had to deal with two guys in the "Boundless" realm, but now they have to face the pursuit of the entire "Judgment" organization.

"Run!" Lin Qiye made a quick decision, grabbed Wu Hen's arm, turned around and ran.

"Want to run? No way!" Si Xi sneered, and the iron pieces in his hands turned into streams of light and shot towards the two of them.

The six seats followed closely behind, chasing after him like ghosts.

"Oh my god! This is too much!"

Wu Hen complained as he ran, "Lao Lin, where's your cheat code? Hurry up and use it!"

Lin Qiye smiled bitterly.

"My cheat code is strategy, not invincibility. The situation is unclear right now, so I can only take it one step at a time."

"Take it one step at a time? I think we'll die if we take each step forward!"

As Wu Hen finished speaking, a high wall suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking their way.

"It's over, Barbie Q is gone..." Wu Hen closed his eyes in despair.

Lin Qiye frowned, a hint of determination flashed in his eyes.

He pushed Wu Hen away fiercely, "Go away! I'll stop them!"

"Old Lin!"

Wu Hen screamed and tried to rush back, but was pushed away by Lin Qiye, "Don't be silly! Go! This is an order!"

Lin Qiye turned around to face the four and six seats who were chasing him, and the long sword in his hand shone brightly.

"Come on! Let me see how powerful your Judgment is!"

Wu Hen looked at Lin Qiye's back, gritted his teeth, turned around and ran in another direction.

He knew that staying now would only be a burden to Lin Qiye.

He must find help as soon as possible, otherwise...

Wu Hen was running while silently reciting in his mind,

"System, system, are you there? Quickly issue me a mission to make me stronger!"

"Ding! The host is detected to be in danger, triggering an emergency mission - escape!"

"Mission objective: Escape from the pursuit of 'Judgment'."

"Mission reward:????"

Wu Hen looked at the three question marks behind the mission reward, and a glimmer of hope suddenly rose in his heart...

Maybe, this time we can really fight back?