Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Activity time has arrived!" the nurse pushed open the door and shouted in a rough voice.

Wu Hen rubbed his eyes, got up from the bed, and followed the nurse out of the room.

The corridor was silent, and the doors of the other rooms were closed, as if no one lived there at all.

Wu Hen muttered in his heart: "This place is really weird..."

When he reached the stairs, Wu Hen suddenly remembered Wu Laoquan from his dream, so he turned around and asked the nurse, "Dude, did you dream last night?"

The nurse was stunned for a moment, his eyes flickering: "Dreaming? Who doesn't dream..."

Wu Hen narrowed his eyes and continued to ask, "I mean, what did you dream about? Was there an old dog with two missing front teeth and a greasy voice?"

The nurse's expression changed, and his tone became impatient: "Why are you asking so many questions? Come down and eat!"

"Hey, don't get angry."

Wu Hen approached the nurse with a playful smile, "I'm just curious, do everyone's dreams look the same..."

The nurse pushed Wu Hen away and glared at him fiercely: "Stop talking nonsense! If you ask again, I'll put you in solitary confinement!"

Wu Hen shrugged, didn't ask any more questions, and followed the nurse to the cafeteria.

As soon as he entered the door, the originally noisy cafeteria suddenly became quiet, and all the prisoners' eyes were focused on Wu Hen.

"Hey, isn't this Boss Lin?"

A burly man with a face full of flesh broke the silence first, his tone full of flattery.

The other prisoners also echoed: "Hello, Boss Lin!" "Good morning, Boss Lin!"

Wu Hen was confused and thought, "Boss Lin? Who is that? Are you calling me?"

He was wondering when a girl with a ponytail walked up to him and whispered, "Are you okay? Yesterday..."

"An Qing'er?"

Wu Hen recognized the girl, "What happened yesterday? What happened?"

An Qing'er looked around and said in a low voice, "You suddenly fainted yesterday. We were all very worried about you..."

"faint?"

Wu Hen was even more confused. "When did I faint? Why don't I have any memory of it?"

At this time, two young prisoners came over and looked at Wu Hen in surprise: "Are you really okay? They said you..."

"Wang Xiaolu? Fang Huiyang?" Wu Hen recognized them. "Did you dream too? What did you dream about?"

Wang Xiaolu and Fang Huiyang exchanged a look, their eyes filled with confusion: "Dreaming? We're not dreaming..."

Wu Hen felt his mind becoming increasingly confused. He looked around and found that all the prisoners were looking at him, their eyes filled with awe and...

fear?

"you……"

An Qing'er suddenly pulled his sleeve, "You...your eyes..."

Wu Hen touched his chin and smiled mischievously, "My eyes? What's wrong? Are they so bright that they blinded your titanium eyes?" An Qing'er pointed at her own eyes with a serious expression, "Your pupils... have turned golden."

Wu Hen was shocked. What was the system doing?

On the surface, he remained calm and said in a serious tone, "Gold? Basic operation, don't make a fuss, understand?"

He cleared his throat and continued, "Last night I dreamed of an old dog with two missing front teeth. He spoke with a heavy accent. Do you know who I'm talking about?"

Wang Xiaolu and Fang Huiyang looked confused and shook their heads to indicate that they didn't know.

Wu Hen looked at An Qing'er again. She hesitated for a moment and said, "Are you talking about... Old Dog Wu?"

"bingo!"

Wu Hen snapped his fingers. "This old guy is so secretive. He must know something!"

"Miss An Qing'er, is there any way you can contact him?"

An Qing'er shook her head: "Old Dog Wu's whereabouts are erratic, it's hard to find him..."

"If we can't find him, we have to think of another way!" Wu Hen's eyes rolled and a plan came to mind.

He remembered the caregiver's gleaming eyes, put his arm around Wang Xiaolu's shoulders, winked and said, "Brother, come on, take me to the 'transparent door' to have a look!"

Wang Xiaolu looked confused, but still followed Wu Hen obediently to a transparent glass door.

Wu Hen shouted to the caregiver behind the door: "Brother, the king of heaven and the tiger of earth!"

The nurse was stunned for a moment, then answered subconsciously: "A pagoda to suppress a river monster?"

Wu Hen and Wang Xiaolu looked at each other, and both of them showed an expression of "I understand" on their faces.

Wu Hen patted Wang Xiaolu on the shoulder and said, "Thanks, brother! I'll treat you to spicy noodles later!"

Afterwards, Wu Hen walked to the transparent door and said to the nurse: "The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth!"

The nurse answered reflexively, "A pagoda to suppress a river monster?"

The transparent door opened and Wu Hen walked out with a swagger, leaving Wang Xiaolu standing there at a loss.

In the cafeteria, the prisoners surrounded Wu Hen as soon as they saw him come out, offering him cigarettes and water, and were so attentive.

"What would you like to eat today?"

Wu Hen waved his hand: "Don't be polite, we are all brothers! Today is my treat, everyone, help yourself!"

He walked over to An Qing'er and said mysteriously, "I think I know how to get out..."

An Qing'er was surprised: "Really? How do we get out?"

Wu Hen smiled slightly: "The hermit has his own clever plan..."

He suddenly paused, his eyes fixed on an inconspicuous figure in the corner of the cafeteria. His expression froze, "Wait, that person is..."

Wu Hen was confused by this sudden "boss" treatment. He grabbed a thin prisoner who was about to slip away.

He asked in confusion, "Hey, hey, hey, brother, stay! What's going on? What kind of drug did you guys take? Calling me boss? Do I know you guys?"

The thin prisoner replied tremblingly: "Boss, you... you forgot?"

"Yesterday, you and Miss An... your skills were simply... simply amazing! We... we were all impressed!"

As he spoke, he made exaggerated gestures, as if he was recreating the thrilling scene.

Wu Hen was even more confused. Yesterday?

He did nothing except sleep!

Is this system doing something behind his back again?

He shook his head helplessly, walked over to sit across from An Qing'er, and looked puzzled: "Miss An, what earth-shattering and soul-stirring event did we do yesterday? Why did I lose my memory?"

An Qing'er was also bewildered. "I don't know either. Yesterday, you suddenly... seemed like a completely different person. You knocked down those troublemakers with just a few punches and kicks, and then... you fainted."

Wu Hen touched his chin and thought: This operation of the system is quite tricky!

He lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "I suspect this has something to do with the old dog I dreamed of last night..."

So, Wu Hen told An Qing'er all about Wu Laoquan's bizarre deeds, which left her stunned.

Just as the two were discussing heatedly, Wu Hen's eyes suddenly stopped at an inconspicuous figure in the corner of the cafeteria, his eyes stern,

"Wait, that person is..."

He stood up suddenly, grabbed An Qing'er's wrist, and said in a hurried tone, "We have to get out of here quickly!"

An Qing'er widened her eyes and lowered her voice to say, "Wait!"

"I dreamed about that old dog too! It said some weird things to me and asked me to... asked me to..."

Her cheeks flushed slightly, and she seemed a little embarrassed to speak.

"What else do you want me to do? Tell me now! I'm so anxious!"

Wu Hen urged, but he was thinking frantically in his heart: System, what are you doing behind my back again?

Could it be that he has arranged some romantic debt for me?

An Qing'er bit her lip and said, "It lets me... lets me be your wife!"

"puff--"

Wu Hen almost vomited blood, "What? Being...being a wife? What's wrong with this old dog? So disrespectful!" He complained crazily in his heart: System, you want to kill me!

I'm a serious person!

"But...but it said, only I can help you...help you..."

An Qing'er's voice became smaller and smaller, almost inaudible.

"What help do you need? Stop hesitating and tell me!" Wu Hen was scratching his head anxiously.

"Help you...help you become the strongest!" An Qing'er finally mustered up the courage to say it.

Wu Hen was stunned. The strongest?

What is the origin of this old dog?

He suddenly thought of a bold plan: "How about...we drag this old dog into the jailbreak plan?"

An Qing'er hesitated for a moment and said, "But... Old Dog Wu is so elusive. How can we find him?"

"That's a problem..."

Wu Hen stroked his chin in thought, "However, since he asked you to be my wife, he will definitely appear again! Let's wait and see what happens!"

Just as the two were discussing heatedly, Wang Xiaolu and Fang Huiyang came over with their plates.

Seeing Wu Hen surrounded by a group of prisoners like the moon surrounded by stars, he was stunned.

"What's going on? What...what's going on?" Wang Xiaolu pointed at Wu Hen and asked in disbelief.

Fang Huiyang took a deep breath and said solemnly: "The sky here... has changed..."

Wu Hen looked at the shocked expressions of the two people and was secretly happy in his heart: System, well done!

I give full marks to this cool show!

He cleared his throat and was about to speak when he suddenly caught sight of the figure in the corner moving...

The figure slowly raised his head, revealing a pale and strange face.

The corner of his mouth curled up into a sinister smile, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Lin Qiye...long time no see..."