Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The sound of horse hooves gradually died down, and Master Chen got off the carriage, stroked his beard,

An air of immortal spirit came towards him, but unfortunately, this immortal spirit was quickly destroyed by his next words.

"Xiao Xie, has anything fun happened during the few days I've been in seclusion?"

He rubbed his hands together, his face full of anticipation, as if he couldn't wait to hear the gossip.

Xie Xiaoyu bowed respectfully and said, "Master, everything is fine in the fasting center, but..."

He paused deliberately to whet the old man's appetite.

"Just what? Tell me quickly!" Old Master Chen was impatient.

"It's just that at noon today, a large-scale fight broke out in the prison."

Xie Xiaoyu carefully considered his words and tried to describe this uneasy situation in a calm tone.

"Over twenty prisoners were seriously injured, and one... had half his body crippled by a chopstick."

"Chopsticks?!"

Master Chen's eyes widened, as if he had heard something incredible.

"Using chopsticks to severely injure someone? What kind of earth-shattering chopsticks must those be! What kind of peerless divine weapon is that?!"

Xie Xiaoyu's mouth twitched. "It wasn't a magical weapon, it was just an ordinary wooden chopstick... Moreover, the one who injured him wasn't a prisoner, but two teenagers, one of whom..."

"Could he be the descendant of some martial arts master, a young prodigy?"

There was a gossipy glint in Mr. Chen's eyes.

"It's Lin Qiye and Wu Hen." Xie Xiaoyu said stiffly, while secretly observing the old man's reaction.

"Lin Qiye?! The kid from the training camp?"

Master Chen was stunned for a moment, then his face suddenly changed as if he had thought of something.

"Wait, you said there's also Wu Hen? Which Wu Hen?!"

At the same time, on the training camp's playground, Wu Hen woke up from his dream.

He rubbed his eyes and saw a familiar figure standing in front of him.

"Wu Laoquan? Why are you here?"

Wu Laoquan grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Hey, I came to play with you!"

Master Chen grabbed Xie Xiaoyu by the collar.

"That... Wu Hen from Sunshine Mental Hospital?!"

Xie Xiaoyu nodded with difficulty.

Master Chen took a deep breath and said, "It's over..."

He muttered to himself, "It's all over now..."

Xie Xiaoyu asked cautiously, "Master, the prisoner whose half body was crippled..."

"His name is Han Jinlong'er." Old Master Chen's face turned ashen as he spoke word by word.

"Han Jinlong'er?! The suspect in the missing prisoner case?!"

Mr. Chen felt his head buzzing and his vision went dark.

"You...you...what can I say about you?!"

He pointed at Xie Xiaoyu's nose and said angrily,

"How could such an important person be left with half his body crippled?! All the clues are gone now! My clues!"

Xie Xiaoyu lowered his head, not daring to utter a single word. He quietly defended himself, "Old Master, calm down. I just learned of his identity..."

Master Chen waved his hand dejectedly, "Forget it, forget it. It's come to this. There's no point in saying more. What about those two boys? What should we do with them?"

Xie Xiaoyu asked cautiously, "Should we put them in solitary confinement for a few days?"

Master Chen waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "Forget it, it's all a misunderstanding. Injuring that unclean creature is not a big deal. Just consider it as getting rid of harm for the people."

"Young people are full of energy and impulsive. Besides, Lin Qiye has a strong background and we can't afford to offend him."

He paused, then added, "Just pretend nothing happened and let it go."

After saying that, Mr. Chen sighed, put his hands behind his back and slowly went upstairs, leaving Xie Xiaoyu standing there alone.

Xie Xiaoyu looked at Master Chen's receding back, his eyes slightly narrowed, and a barely perceptible sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He muttered to himself, "Nothing happened? Haha... I'm afraid it's not that simple."

He took out a jade pendant from his bosom and rubbed it gently. There was a strange rune engraved on the jade pendant, emitting a faint glow.

"The plan... needs to be accelerated."

Wu Hen suddenly sat up from the bed and looked around. The familiar military uniform was hanging on the wall, and the bed of Baili Pang'er next door was empty.

"Still dreaming?" He rubbed his eyes. The old man's yellow teeth in the dream were too glaring and left a deep impression.

With doubts, Wu Hen pushed the door open and walked out. The corridor was quiet and there was no one there.

The training camp was so quiet that it made him even more certain that he was still dreaming.

Walking to the open space downstairs, Wu Hen saw a familiar figure - Wu Laoquan.

"You kid, are you guiding me to dream again?"

Wu Hen pointed at Wu Laoquan with a hint of impatience in his tone.

"Let me tell you, your dream is poorly designed. It's not exciting at all!"

Wu Laoquan grinned, revealing his signature yellow teeth: "Hey, this wasn't my plan. I was just a bystander."

"Bystander? Then do you know the secret code? Do you know what I'm thinking?" Wu Hen asked questions one after another.

"I know. You want to know who I am and why I came into your dream, right?"

Wu Laoquan had an expression that said, "That's all you can do, kid."

Wu Hen rolled his eyes. "Stop talking nonsense and get out of my dream! Don't come back again, I'm warning you!"

Wu Laoquan looked innocent: "Why? I haven't had enough fun yet."

"What are you kidding! Who are you?" Wu Hen felt that his patience was almost exhausted.

"me……"

Wu Laoquan dragged out his voice, pretending to be mysterious, "I'm just a little dog..."

Wu Hen was just about to complain about whether this old guy was crazy when he suddenly heard a burst of hurried footsteps behind him.

A voice rang out: "Wu Hen, you're awake? That's great!"