Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The cold laughter echoed in the empty hall, like a ghostly whisper, making people shudder.

Wu Hen rubbed his arms and muttered, "This entrance background music is quite exciting! I wonder if there will be any magical equipment dropped later."

Lin Qiye looked around vigilantly, holding the sword tightly in his hand.

Going deep into the Demon God Alliance headquarters is as complicated as walking into a maze.

The air was filled with a thick evil aura, making it difficult to breathe.

Everywhere you look, there are strange runes and formations, flashing with disturbing light.

One wrong step could trigger a deadly trap.

"Oh my god, this is simply a maze of death!"

Wu Hen complained, "Can't these monsters have some normal layout? It's so eerie and not environmentally friendly at all!"

At this moment, Shuten-doji's voice rang in Wu Hen's mind again: "Be careful, there are three chain traps 300 meters ahead. If you trigger one, the other two will explode."

"I suggest you go around to the left. There is a relatively safe passage there, but be careful of the patrolling demon soldiers."

"Got it, buddy, 666!" Wu Hen made an OK gesture, pulled Lin Qiye and ran to the left.

Along the way, the two were like nimble monkeys, shuttling between various traps and defenses.

Relying on the information provided by Shuten-doji and his own incredible luck, Wu Hen was always able to escape danger at the critical moment.

"Fifty meters ahead, there is a patrol team of demon soldiers, about ten in number, all of whom are about the strength of a mid-level demon general." Shuten Douji's voice sounded again.

"Just ten small monsters, no big deal!" Wu Hen smiled confidently and took out a peculiarly shaped weapon from his backpack - a huge fly swatter.

"Look at me, the invincible Hot Wheels!"

He waved the fly swatter, creating a gust of wind that blew away several approaching demon soldiers.

Lin Qiye took the opportunity to swing his sword and kill the remaining demon soldiers one by one.

After overcoming all obstacles along the way, the two finally arrived in front of a huge bronze door.

There is a ferocious ghost face carved on the door, exuding a suffocating pressure.

"It seems that this is the final BOSS's room." Wu Hen took a deep breath and reached out to push open the door.

Behind the door, there was no demons rampant as imagined, but an empty hall.

In the center of the hall, a woman in a gorgeous kimono stood with her back to them, her long hair cascading down like a waterfall.

"Finally here..." The woman slowly turned around, revealing her charming face.

It turned out to be one of the core members of the Demon God Alliance, Tamamonomae.

Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly: "Hey, beautiful lady, are you...waiting for us?"

Tamamonomae chuckled softly, her laughter was as clear as a silver bell, yet it carried a barely perceptible chill.

"Waiting for you? Of course I'm waiting for you to fall into my trap."

Before he finished speaking, countless figures suddenly emerged from the hall and surrounded Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

These figures are all formed by the condensation of demonic energy, with hideous faces and murderous aura.

"Oh my god, it's the human wave tactic! I can't afford it!" Wu Hen complained, but he didn't seem panicked at all.

He rolled his eyes and figured it out.

"Qiye, watch me!"

Wu Hen's figure flashed and he rushed towards the place where the phantoms were most densely packed.

"Is this kid crazy?" Tamamonomae was confused, but the next second, she understood Wu Hen's intention.

Wu Hen didn't really want to fight head-on, but was using the cover of the phantom to quickly approach Tamamonomae.

He was like a loach, moving around in the phantoms, dazzling and difficult to catch.

"Want to sneak attack me? Not that easy!" Tamamonomae snorted coldly, waved the folding fan in his hand, and a stream of demonic power went straight towards Wu Hen.

However, Wu Hen had anticipated this and dodged the attack with a sliding tackle, then rolled to Tamamonomae's feet.

"Hehe, surprise!" Wu Hen grinned, and suddenly a banana appeared in his hand, which he stuffed into Tamamonomae's mouth.

"Take my banana peel!"

Tamamonomae was stunned for a moment. She never expected that the other party would attack her in such a funny way.

While she was stunned, Wu Hen stood up, dusted off his hands, and said, "Okay, now we can have a good chat."

A mysterious smile appeared on his lips. "You know what? My system is quite capable..."

Wu Hen stuffed the banana into Tamamonomae's mouth as fast as lightning. Before Tamamonomae could react, her mouth was full of bananas, and a strange sweet feeling spread in her mouth.

Her delicate makeup was instantly distorted, her beautiful eyes widened, and she looked like a choked fox.

"Cough cough cough..."

Tamamonomae coughed desperately, trying to spit out the banana, but found that the banana seemed to be stuck on her tongue and could not be removed.

What frightened her even more was that a strange force surged out of the banana, quickly restraining her demonic power and making her unable to move.

"Hey, how's it going? Is my banana delicious?"

Wu Hen said with a sly smile, "This is a 'silence banana' specially provided by my system, specially used to cure all kinds of disobedience!"

Seeing Tamamonomae suffer a setback, Lin Qiye seized the opportunity and used his long sword like a dragon to stir up a bloody storm among the elite demon gods.

His sword skills were sharp and every move was deadly. Every time he swung his sword, he took the lives of several demon soldiers.

For a moment, screams were heard one after another, and demon blood gushed out.

Tamamonomae watched his men being slaughtered helplessly, and was filled with rage.

After finally spitting out the banana, the imprisoned demonic power dissipated.

She roared angrily, and her demonic power surged. The nine fox tails behind her flew up and danced like nine giant pythons, sweeping towards Wu Hen.

"Oh my god, a nine-tailed fox! Is it really that exciting?"

Wu Hen nimbly dodged the fox tail's attack while teasing, "Beautiful lady, you've taken good care of your tail. It's smooth and shiny. What brand of shampoo do you use?"

"Shut up!" Tamamonomae was so angry that she was fuming. Her attacks became more and more chaotic, but she could not touch Wu Hen at all.

"Oh my, getting angry will give you wrinkles!"

Wu Hen continued to add fuel to the fire, "Look at you, your eyebrows are standing up, it really affects your appearance!"

Tamamonomae was completely enraged. She roared to the sky, and her demonic power condensed into a huge energy ball, emitting a destructive aura.

"Go to hell!" She roared and threw the energy ball at Wu Hen.

Seeing this, Wu Hen calmly took out a small mirror and waved it at Tamamonomae.

"Beautiful lady, look in the mirror and see what you look like now. Do you look like a mad hen?"

The moment the energy ball was about to hit Wu Hen, Lin Qiye suddenly appeared in front of him...

Lin Qiye's figure flashed in front of Wu Hen, and the long sword in his hand burst into dazzling light, splitting the earth-shattering energy ball into two halves!

The aftermath of the energy resonated, shattering the surrounding phantoms and revealing the mess on the ground.

Lin Qiye groaned, a trace of blood flowing from the corner of his mouth. It was obvious that he had paid a considerable price to block this attack.

"Qi Ye!" Wu Hen's eyes turned red and anger burned in his heart.

It turns out that I should keep this banana for myself!

He held Lin Qiye, took out a bottle of medicine and poured it into his mouth: "Brother, hold on! Wait until I defeat this old witch, and then I'll take you to eat spicy hot pot!"

Tamamonomae was stunned by Lin Qiye's sudden sword attack.

She never expected that this seemingly frail boy could actually block her full-strength attack.

Before she could come to her senses, Wu Hen rushed up like an angry beast.

"You... you dare to hurt my brother!" Wu Hen roared, and a golden sword appeared out of thin air in his hand...

Frying pan?

He raised the frying pan high and slammed it towards Tamamonomae, "Let me show you my unique skill - the Golden Meteor Shoot!"

Tamamonomae was stunned by the sudden frying pan. She was a great demon god, but she was hit by a frying pan and had no power to fight back!

The "pa pa pa" sound echoed in the hall, accompanied by Tamamonomae's screams, which seemed particularly funny.

"I told you not to show off! I told you not to use your skills! I told you not to bully my brothers!"

Wu Hen slapped and cursed at the same time, as if he wanted to vent all his anger.

Finally, under Wu Hen's "love education", Tamamonomae collapsed to the ground with stars all over her body, completely losing her fighting ability.

"Huh..." Wu Hen let out a long sigh, put away the frying pan, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Finally done, I'm so tired!"

However, just as the two were about to celebrate their victory, the ground in the center of the hall suddenly cracked, and a powerful demonic energy gushed out.

"It's not over yet..."

A cold voice came from underground, "The Demon God Headquarters, is it possible for you to come and go as you please?"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw a solemn look in each other's eyes.

Wu Hen touched his chin and murmured, "It seems... there are hidden levels..."

He turned to look at Lin Qiye and smiled meaningfully: "Qiye, are you ready? The ultimate challenge is about to begin..."