Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen shook the map in his hand. The thing was wrinkled, as if it was picked up from a garbage dump.

"Is this the map of the Demon God Alliance headquarters? It doesn't look very reliable..." He touched his chin, looking doubtful.

Lin Qiye held his forehead helplessly, "Where did you get this thing? Did you find it at another street stall?"

"Hey, don't look down on street vendors."

Wu Hen chuckled, "Maybe it's some lost treasure!"

As he spoke, he pointed to a vague mark on the map and said, "Look, this is it, the Demon God's headquarters!"

However, when they arrived at the location shown on the map, they were dumbfounded.

All that was in sight was a barren plain, without even a ghost in sight, let alone any mysterious headquarters.

"This... did we go to the wrong set?" Wu Hen scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

When everyone was at a loss, Shuten-doji's voice suddenly rang out in Wu Hen's mind: "I have found out that the entrance to the Demon God's headquarters is covered by a powerful restriction. It can only be broken by the method of 'Yin Yang Rotation, Five Elements Reversal'."

"The rotation of yin and yang, the reverse movement of the five elements? What the hell is this?" Wu Hen was confused, feeling like he had heard the Book of Heaven.

However, he has always been calm in the face of difficulties, and he will deal with them as they come.

He followed the method Shuten-doji had told him, made a few random gestures, and muttered something like a shaman.

Unexpectedly, as Wu Hen moved, the surrounding space began to distort, and a powerful energy wave spread out.

"Fuck, it really works?!" Wu Hen was shocked himself.

Suddenly, a crack appeared on the originally empty plain. The crack gradually expanded, forming an entrance emitting a faint light.

"It's... it's open now?"

Lin Qiye and others were stunned, watching this incredible scene before them.

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows proudly, "Basic operation, no 6." He stepped into the entrance first and disappeared in the light.

Lin Qiye and others followed closely and entered this mysterious space.

A cold breath hit me in the face, and the surroundings were pitch black, so dark that I couldn't see my hand in front of me.

"This place... is a bit creepy..." Wu Hen muttered.

Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking through the air...

A sound of breaking air was heard, and then countless black shadows rushed out from the darkness and rushed towards Wu Hen and others like a tide.

These black shadows were short in stature, had ferocious faces, and held all kinds of strange weapons in their hands. They were the minions of the Demon God Alliance.

"Oh my god, this welcome ceremony is too enthusiastic!" Wu Hen screamed, drew the sword from his waist and went forward to meet them.

Although these minions are not strong individually, they are numerous.

Moreover, they cooperated well with each other, and their attacks came like a storm, making it difficult to resist.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, waving the sword in his hand like a whirlwind, repelling the approaching minions one by one.

But he was no match for four people with just two fists, and gradually felt a little tired.

Lin Qiye was also fighting hard on the side. His swordsmanship was sharp and his moves were deadly, but facing so many enemies, he seemed a little overwhelmed.

"These little bastards are quite troublesome!" Wu Hen wiped the sweat from his face and thought to himself.

His eyes rolled and a plan came to his mind.

He suddenly stumbled, pretended to be exhausted, fell to the ground, and groaned in pain.

Seeing this, the minions all showed smug smiles, thinking that victory was in their grasp.

They surrounded him, ready to give Wu Hen the final blow.

"Hehe, I've been fooled!" Wu Hen suddenly opened his eyes, a sly smile appearing at the corner of his mouth.

He suddenly jumped up from the ground, the sword in his hand burst out with dazzling light, and with one move of "Sweeping the Thousands of Troops", he knocked away all the minions that surrounded him.

"With such little ability, you dare to challenge me?" Wu Hen dusted himself off, looking disdainful.

At this moment, he felt a powerful aura approaching...

"It seems that the real protagonist is finally going to show up..." Wu Hen said in a low voice, with a glimmer of excitement in his eyes.

Lin Qiye snorted coldly, and the long sword in his hand swung out a sword flower, and the sharp sword energy swept out like a strong wind.

"You dare to show off your skills in front of an expert!" His figure was as fast as lightning, shuttling through the dark shadows, the sword flashing, and each sword strike hit the target accurately.

Those minions were like paper in front of him and were chopped into pieces.

"As expected of the protagonist's friend, he's so awesome!" Wu Hen watched with great interest and did not forget to give Lin Qiye a thumbs up.

After dealing with these minions, the two continued to go deeper into the headquarters.

Along the way, various mechanisms and traps emerged one after another, but they were all resolved by Wu Hen in various bizarre ways.

Sometimes he used the "Invincible Hot Wheels" rewarded by the system to crush past directly, and sometimes he used the "Invisibility Talisman" to sneak past, leaving Lin Qiye stunned.

"How many treasures do you have, kid?" Lin Qiye couldn't help but ask.

Wu Hen chuckled, "Not much, not much, just enough to save the world."

After going deeper into the headquarters, they came to an empty hall.

In the center of the hall, a barrier flashing with eerie light blocked their way.

This barrier exudes powerful demonic power, like an insurmountable chasm.

"This thing looks a bit tricky..." Wu Hen touched his chin with a frown.

"System, is there any way to deal with this thing?" Wu Hen muttered to himself.

"Ding! A powerful demonic barrier is detected ahead. It is recommended to use the 'Barrier Breaking Divine Needle' to break it." The system's voice sounded in his mind.

"The Divine Needle that Breaks Through Obstacles? This name sounds awesome!" Wu Hen was delighted and quickly took out the Divine Needle that Breaks Through Obstacles from the system space.

This magical needle that can break through obstacles looks like an ordinary embroidery needle, but it emits a faint golden light.

Wu Hen carefully brought the Barrier-Breaking Needle close to the barrier, and suddenly the Barrier-Breaking Needle emitted a dazzling light, and the demonic power on the barrier melted like ice and snow.

"It's done!" Wu Hen shouted excitedly.

As the barrier disappeared, the scene deep in the hall appeared before them.

There, stood a burly figure wearing black armor and holding a huge axe.

"Anyone who trespasses into the Demon God's headquarters will die!" The figure let out a deafening roar...

Wu Hen smiled slightly, "Oh, finally a decent opponent has arrived...

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"Oh, finally a decent opponent has arrived..." Before Wu Hen finished his words, the burly figure came swinging a giant axe and chopped down with overwhelming force.

The axe blade cut through the air, making a sharp whistling sound, as if it was going to split the entire hall in half.

"Oh my god, this attack is quite fierce!"

Wu Hen let out a strange cry and quickly used the "Qiankun Shifting Talisman" rewarded by the system, narrowly avoiding the attack.

The giant axe struck the air, leaving a deep groove on the ground, which shows how powerful it was.

"This guy is something!" Lin Qiye also felt this powerful oppressive force and did not dare to be careless.

The long sword in his hand shone brightly, and he used all his strength to fight with the burly figure.

The two men cooperated with each other tacitly, one focusing on attack and the other on defense, and they resolved the attacks of the burly figure one by one.

But the power of that burly figure was too strong. Every attack carried a destructive force, making the two men feel a little tired.

"No, if we go on like this, we will be exhausted sooner or later!" Wu Hen dodged the attacks while thinking quickly about countermeasures.

Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck him.

"Lao Lin, cover me!" Wu Hen shouted, then took out a glittering pill from the system space and swallowed it in one gulp.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Although Lin Qiye was confused, he still tried his best to cooperate and attract the attention of the burly figure to himself.

After Wu Hen swallowed the pill, a dazzling light suddenly burst out from his body, and a powerful energy wave spread out.

His strength and speed suddenly increased, as if he had transformed into a Super Saiyan.

"Take my move, the super invincible Rasengan!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly, and a huge energy ball condensed in his hand, smashing it hard at the burly figure.

"Boom!" With a loud bang, the energy ball exploded, and the powerful shock wave pushed the burly figure back several steps.

"Good opportunity!" Lin Qiye seized the opportunity, and the long sword in his hand turned into a flash of lightning, stabbing into the chest of the burly figure.

"Puchi!" With a light sound, the long sword pierced through the armor of the burly figure, and blood gushed out.

"Ah!" The burly figure let out a painful roar and slowly fell down.

"Done!" Wu Hen clapped his hands, looking very proud.

However, at this moment, a sinister laugh suddenly rang out from the depths of the hall: "Haha, I didn't expect you to make it this far. However, the game ends here..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye exchanged a glance, a sense of foreboding rising in their hearts...

"It seems that the real boss is about to appear..." Wu Hen murmured.