Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

In the core area of ​​the Demon God Alliance, demonic energy was everywhere, like thick ink, making it hard to breathe.

Wu Hen stepped into the forbidden area with one foot deep and one foot shallow. The oppressive feeling in the air made him feel like he had fallen into a huge pressure cooker.

"Hiss... This taste is the authentic taste of old-style pickled cabbage!" He complained in a nonchalant manner, trying to ease the tense atmosphere.

All around, there were shadows. The elite members of the Demon God Alliance had already been on full alert, each of them emitting a terrifying demonic power.

The Yamata no Orochi was coiled in the center, with its eight huge snake heads raised high, and its scarlet snake eyes stared at Wu Hen, as if it wanted to eat him alive.

Wu Hen felt like a little white rabbit that had strayed into a wolf's den and could be torn to pieces at any time.

"Oh my god, this is even more stressful than when I took the college entrance exam!" He swallowed and tried to stay calm.

At this moment, Shuten-doji came over stealthily and whispered, "Wu Hen, I found out about a weakness of Yamata no Orochi. It..."

Before Shuten-doji could finish his words, Wu Hen suddenly interrupted him.

Pointing at Yamata no Orochi, he laughed out loud: "Hahaha! Yamata no Orochi, with your appearance, even if you play Squidward, you'd think you have too many legs! How dare you come out here and mess around?"

The eight heads of the Yamata no Orochi let out a deafening roar at the same time, obviously completely enraged by Wu Hen's provocation.

Its huge body began to twist, and the air around it began to vibrate violently.

"Boy, you are looking for death!" One of the snake heads spoke in human language, and his voice exploded in the air like a muffled thunder.

Wu Hen curled his lips in disdain: "Oh, you can talk? I thought you could only hiss!"

He paused, and suddenly revealed an expression of sudden enlightenment, "Oh, right, it seems that you can only hiss..."

"You..." Yamata no Orochi was furious, and its eight heads simultaneously spewed out venom, fire, and ice...

They attacked Wu Hen in an overwhelming manner.

Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a strange smile: "Just in time!" He flashed and disappeared...

The moment Wu Hen disappeared, he left a shadow behind.

Yamata no Orochi's attack missed, creating a huge crater in the ground.

"That's it? I thought it was some kind of devastating attack, but it didn't even touch my hair!"

Wu Hen's voice came from the air, with a hint of teasing.

Yamata no Orochi roared, and all eight of its heads turned towards the direction of the sound.

Wu Hen was seen floating in the air, holding a strangely shaped weapon in his hand, like a giant fly swatter.

"Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong set. I thought you were swatting mosquitoes!" Wu Hen said, waving the "fly swatter" in his hand.

Other elite demon gods also joined the battle, and all kinds of magic spells and magic weapons came towards Wu Hen.

Wu Hen dodged left and right like a nimble monkey.

In between attacks, he even complained: "Hey, hey, hey, can you guys be a little more creative? I got tired of these attacks when I was in kindergarten!"

Suddenly, Wu Hen turned around and rushed towards the elite demon gods.

"Hey, it's boring to play with your boss. You little minions are more fun!"

This action was completely unexpected by the demon gods. Their formation was instantly disrupted, and their original coordination also showed obvious cracks.

Yamata no Orochi's attacks were also affected by this, and he almost accidentally hurt his own men several times.

"You trash, get out of my way!" Yamata no Orochi roared, trying to reorganize the attack.

However, Wu Hen was too fast. He shuttled among the elite demon gods like a flash of lightning, giving them a "caress of love" from time to time.

"Oops, sorry, my hand slipped!" Wu Hen said as he knocked an elite demon god away.

"This kid... is a little weird!" An elite demon god said with difficulty, covering his chest.

Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a devilish smile: "Weird? This is just the beginning..."

He suddenly stopped and locked his eyes on a burly elite demon god.

"It's you!"

Wu Hen's figure flashed, and he appeared in front of the burly elite demon god like a ghost, and hit the other party's face hard with a "Friendship Breaking Fist".

"Oops, sorry, I was a bit too rough!"

The burly elite demon god screamed and flew backwards like a kite with a broken string. He fell heavily to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.

Seeing this, the other elite demon gods became a little timid.

They originally thought that Wu Hen was just a guy who could talk big, but they didn't expect that he was so powerful.

"What kind of monster is this...?" an elite demon god shouted in horror.

"Monster? No, no, no, I'm just an ordinary peace-loving traveler."

Wu Hen shrugged and said innocently.

When Yamata no Orochi saw his men being beaten to a pulp, he became even angrier.

"Boy, you've completely pissed me off!" The eight snake heads simultaneously spewed out even more powerful attacks, as if they wanted to devour Wu Hen completely.

"Oh, are you angry out of shame? Calm down, calm down, anger hurts your liver!"

While dodging the attacks, Wu Hen did not forget to tease the Yamata no Orochi.

He suddenly thought of something and took out a peculiarly shaped weapon from the system space. It looked like a huge insect net.

"Come on, let me see if you are worthy enough to be in my collection!"

The attacks of Yamata no Orochi became more and more fierce, and the surrounding ground was blasted into a mess.

However, Wu Hen dodged all attacks easily as if he was playing hide-and-seek.

He even had the leisure to take out a handful of melon seeds and eat them while enjoying the performance of Yamata no Orochi.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this special effect, fifty cents can't be more!"

Suddenly, Wu Hen swung the "insect net" in his hand and actually caught one of the heads of the Yamata no Orochi.

"Hey, I caught one! We can have a snack tonight!"

The Yamata-no-Orochi let out a painful roar and struggled desperately.

However, the "insect net" seemed to have some kind of magical power, firmly trapping the snake's head and making it unable to move.

"Stop struggling and surrender!"

Wu Hen said with a smile, "Or, do you want to experience my exclusive secret technique - steamed snake head?"

The other elite demon gods were terrified when they saw this scene.

They didn't expect that a creature as powerful as Yamata no Orochi could be toyed with by Wu Hen like this.

Shuten-doji hid in the dark, watching everything happening before his eyes, his heart filled with shock and confusion.

He originally thought that Wu Hen was just an ordinary time traveler, but he didn't expect that he possessed such powerful strength and strange abilities.

He muttered to himself, "Who is this kid...?"

Wu Hen glanced at the trapped Yamata no Orochi, and then at the trembling demon elites around him.

The corners of his mouth lifted slightly, revealing a devilish smile: "Next, it's your turn..."

Wu Hen shook the "insect net" in his hand. The head of the Yamata no Orochi in the net was still twisting desperately, like a catfish caught ashore.

"Hey, don't waste your energy. This net of mine is specially made to catch ghosts like you."

He turned to look at the other elite demon gods, his tone as relaxed as if he were picking vegetables at the market, "Who's next?"

The elite demon gods looked at each other, and no one dared to step forward.

Are you kidding? Even their boss has been caught. Wouldn’t they be just asking for trouble if they go up there?

"What? You don't want to play anymore? Then I'll just have to call the roll!"

Wu Hen said, his eyes fixed on a skinny elite demon god, "You, skinny guy, come here and let me take a look!"

The skinny elite demon god was so frightened that he trembled all over and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, I... I surrender!"

"Surrender? It's too late!"

Wu Hen flashed and instantly appeared in front of the skinny guy, with a "Friendship Kick"

He kicked him out and said, "If you surrender, you lose half. Do you understand the rules?"

The other elite demon gods became even more frightened when they saw this scene.

Only then did they realize that Wu Hen was not fighting with them at all, but was playing tricks on them!

"This kid... is so scary!" an elite demon god muttered to himself.

Wu Hen’s momentum grew stronger and stronger, as if a god of war had descended to earth.

The "bug net" and "fly swatter" in his hands became powerful artifacts, and every swing brought with it the power to crush everything.

The elite demon gods were defeated one after another, completely losing their previous arrogance.

"Aren't you going to kill me? Come on!"

Wu Hen challenged, "Show me your true abilities, and let me see the power of a demon god!"

However, all he got in response was trembling with fear and wails of despair.

Yamata no Orochi was trapped in the "insect catching net" and watched his men being defeated one by one by Wu Hen, his heart filled with anger and unwillingness.

It tried its best to break free, but found it was of no use.

"Damn human! I must kill you!" it roared.

"Oh, you're quite courageous!"

Wu Hen smiled and said, "However, based on your current condition, I'm afraid you can't even touch my finger."

As he said this, he walked up to the Yamata no Orochi and patted its head.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you. I'll take you back and study the differences between your eight heads."

The eight heads of the Yamata no Orochi roared angrily at the same time, but could not change its fate of being captured.

Wu Hen looked around at the devastated battlefield and the trembling demon god elites.

The corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a victorious smile.

He knew he had won the battle.

However, he knew this was just the beginning, and the real decisive battle was still waiting for him...