Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen hummed a little tune and limped towards the altar, looking like Ergou who had just returned from dancing at Widow Wang's house at the village entrance.

Don't get me wrong, he wasn't going there to do anything bad. It was just that there were too many traps on the road and he was "warmly entertained".

The "massage service" along the way was really powerful. If he didn't have special skills, he would have been turned into a sieve.

"Oh, my old waist is about to break." Wu Hen rubbed his lower back and complained with a grin.

At this moment, the cell phone vibrated. It was a message from Shuten-doji, which detailed the location of the trap ahead.

"Hey, this guy is pretty reliable."

Wu Hen grinned and followed the instructions, turning left and right, like a shaman, and easily avoided those "surprises".

Finally, the ancient altar appeared before his eyes, emitting a strange aura.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and was about to do some damage when suddenly, a strong wind blew and a figure fell from the sky, blocking his way.

"Who are you? How dare you trespass into the forbidden land of the demon god!" The man was none other than Da Tengu. He held a sharp sword in his hand, and his eyes were as sharp as a blade.

Wu Hen looked up and was immediately delighted: "Oh, isn't this the famous Big Tengu! I've heard a lot about you, it's a pleasure to meet you."

He cupped his hands, a sincere smile plastered on his face.

Da Tiangou frowned, obviously dissatisfied with Wu Hen's frivolous attitude.

He snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense and tell me your name!"

Wu Hen chuckled: "I will always keep my name and surname, Wu Hen! I came here specially today..."

He paused deliberately, then suddenly raised his voice, "You're ruining the place!"

Da Tengu's face darkened, and the cold light of the sword in his hand flashed, and a sharp sword energy came straight towards Wu Hen.

"Little tricks!"

Wu Hen curled the corner of his mouth, smiled contemptuously, twisted his body strangely, and actually avoided the fatal blow.

"That's it?" Wu Hen hooked his finger at Da Tiangou provocatively, "Show me your true ability, don't let me down!"

Da Tiangou was completely enraged by Wu Hen's contemptuous attitude. He roared,

With a flap of its wings, the wind howled and countless wind blades poured down like a rainstorm.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, looking very embarrassed, but his mouth was still busy: "Oh, not bad, this wind is strong enough for me to get a chicken drumstick tonight!"

The great Tengu's attacks became more and more fierce, and Wu Hen gradually felt powerless.

While struggling to resist the wind blades, he complained in his mind: "This guy must be cheating! This wind power can even generate electricity!"

Suddenly, Wu Hen burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, Da Tiangou, your wind is like a toy played by kindergarten children, too weak!"

The great dog was completely enraged by this sudden mockery, and he roared wildly.

He poured all his demonic power into the sword, and a huge tornado roared out, sucking Wu Hen into it.

"You're dead now!" Da Tengu grinned smugly.

However, Wu Hen's voice was heard from the tornado: "Oh, it's quite cool, but I feel a little dizzy..."

Daitengu's smile froze on his face.

The tornado gradually dissipated, and Wu Hen's figure appeared again. Although his clothes were tattered, he was unharmed.

"Next..."

Wu Hen's lips curled up into a devilish smile, "It's my turn." He slowly raised his hand...

Wu Hen slowly raised his hand, and suddenly a...

Frying pan?

!

"I'm sorry, the food hasn't been very good lately. I'd like to borrow your wind to bake a pancake."

He suddenly threw the frying pan into the air, and the pan swelled up in the wind.

It instantly turned into a huge shield, firmly blocking the remaining power of the tornado.

This is the system’s latest “magic weapon” reward – Ruyi Qiankun Pot!

Da Tengu was stunned. What the hell is this thing?

"Next, witness the moment of miracle!"

Wu Hen roared, took out a bottle of chili oil from the system space, and sprayed it on the frying pan.

"Fuck-"

With a loud bang, the chili oil came into contact with the strong wind, and instantly released a strong irritating gas, which choked Da Tengu so much that his tears and nose were running, and he couldn't even open his eyes.

"Ahem...what the hell?!"

Wu Hen took advantage of this opportunity, put on some oil, and rushed to the altar.

"Don't try to succeed!"

Daitengu roared and tried to stop it, but found himself unable to move because of the damn chili oil.

"Ah...my eyes!"

Wu Hen came to the altar, took out a sledgehammer, and smashed it hard.

"Dang! Dang! Dang!"

The altar shook violently, and a powerful force tried to stop Wu Hen, but Wu Hen was not afraid at all. Instead, he became more and more excited as he smashed it.

"Come on, let's hurt each other!"

The light of the altar grew fainter, and the cracks grew wider...

"No! Stop!" A roar came from the distance...

The altar's light dimmed, cracks spread like spider webs, and finally collapsed with a loud bang.

A powerful shock wave swept out, knocking Wu Hen away.

He scrambled to his feet, spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva, and grinned: "Done!"

In the distance, the roar of the Demon God Alliance became even more shrill, like the howl of a dying beast.

Wu Hen knew that the Demon God Alliance had suffered a heavy blow after losing the altar.

"Wu Hen, let's go!" Shuten-doji appeared out of nowhere, grabbed Wu Hen, and looked anxious.

"What's wrong? Brother, are you afraid of their revenge?" Wu Hen patted the dust off his body and asked nonchalantly.

"Although the altar was destroyed, the strength of the Demon God Alliance cannot be underestimated. You caused such a big commotion, they will definitely not let it go!"

Shuten-doji said in a serious tone, "I'll cover you and let you leave!"

"Come on, bro, we finally get together, shouldn't we have a couple of drinks to celebrate?"

Wu Hen said this and took out a bottle of Erguotou from the system space.

Shuten-doji held his forehead speechlessly: "It's already this hour, and you still have the mind to drink?"

"When life is good, you should enjoy it to the fullest, and don't let the golden cup face the moon empty!"

Wu Hen said, opening the bottle and taking a gulp, "Great!"

Suddenly, a cold aura enveloped the area.

Wu Hen and Shuten-doji looked up at the same time, and saw an old man in a black robe with a gloomy face slowly descending from the sky.

"You...all must die!" The old man's voice was hoarse and full of murderous intent.

Wu Hen narrowed his eyes, sizing up the old man, a playful smile playing on his lips: "Oh, a new BOSS has appeared? Looks... pretty powerful!"

He threw the bottle away, clapped his hands, and stretched his muscles.

There was a glint of excitement in his eyes, "Come on, let me see what you can do!"

Shuten Douji's expression suddenly changed, and he whispered, "Not good! He is an elder of the Demon God Alliance, and his strength is unfathomable!"

Wu Hen shrugged indifferently: "Unfathomable? I like it!"

He clenched his fists, a powerful force surging within him, his fighting spirit surging. "That's perfect, I also want to test how strong I am now!"

A trace of contempt flashed in the old man's eyes. He slowly raised his hand, and a terrifying demonic power gathered in his hand...

Wu Hen took a deep breath, his eyes burning with fighting spirit.

"What's wrong?" Shuten-doji asked in confusion.

Wu Hen pointed behind the old man and shouted in horror: "Oh my god! What's behind you?!"