Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Fuck, how come this thing is even more cunning than me!" At the edge of the deep pit, Wu Hen looked at the black shadow with his eyes almost popping out.

Before he could react, the black shadow had already pounced in front of him like lightning, and a fishy smell hit his nose.

Wu Hen subconsciously closed his eyes and shouted subconsciously, "The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth!"

However, the expected attack did not come, only silence.

Wu Hen opened his eyes cautiously, only to see a shivering little demon standing in front of him. It was the one that the giant beast had sent to test him.

"Big...big...big brother..."

The little demon spoke tremblingly, his tone filled with fear, "I... I was just following orders. Please... please be magnanimous and forgive me!"

"Spare you?"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows and looked at him playfully, "Your boss hasn't said anything yet, why are you so anxious?"

"Brother, my eldest brother has already..." Xiao Yao pointed at the deep pit, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

"What happened?" Wu Hen followed his gaze and saw that the deep pit was silent with only faint groans coming from it.

"Just go down and take a look and you'll know." Wu Hen curled the corners of his mouth and jumped down first.

At the bottom of the deep pit, the giant beast lay dying on the ground, its body covered with dense wounds, and its blood dyed the surrounding land red.

"Hey, isn't this our big guy? Why is he lying here sleeping?"

Wu Hen walked forward with a smile, squatted down, and patted the giant beast's face.

The giant beast opened its eyes weakly. Seeing Wu Hen, a trace of resentment flashed in its eyes, but it was quickly replaced by fear. "You...what do you want to do?"

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to ask you, are you convinced now?" Wu Hen asked with a smile.

"I……"

The giant beast wanted to be stubborn, but when he saw the cold light flashing in Wu Hen's eyes, he immediately became timid. "I surrender. Is it not enough for me to surrender?"

"If you had just said it earlier, everything would have been fine. Why did you have to endure the physical pain?"

Wu Hen stood up and clapped his hands, "Alright, now that you've given in, get out of here and don't let me see you again."

The giant beast seemed to have been pardoned. It struggled to get up and limped out of the deep pit.

Wu Hen looked at the giant beast's receding back, a sneer appearing on the corner of his mouth.

This farce is finally over.

Wu Hen began to work on solving the subsequent development issues of the controlled villages.

He helped the villagers repair their damaged houses and taught them some simple ways to resist monsters, and the villagers were very grateful to him.

With the help of the villagers, the once dilapidated village soon became brand new and full of laughter.

Looking at the smiles on the villagers' faces, Wu Hen felt a sense of accomplishment.

However, just when Wu Hen thought everything was over,

He discovered that although some demons agreed to peace on the surface, they were still making some small moves in secret.

They secretly set up some small traps near the village in an attempt to sabotage Wu Hen's efforts.

"Heh, it seems some guys are still dishonest."

Wu Hen stood in front of a trap and sneered, "Since you want to play, then I will play with you."

Wu Hen did not punish these monsters directly, but...

Wu Hen did not punish these monsters directly, but set up some interesting little mechanisms next to the trap.

Sure enough, a few sneaky guys came over, but before they could get close to the trap, they were thrown into chaos by the mechanism set up by Wu Hen.

Someone accidentally stepped on a trap, and a scream echoed through the forest.

The other one was even more unlucky, as he bumped into the "surprise" set by Wu Hen - a bucket of oil paint with added ingredients, which instantly turned into a colorful "harlequin cat".

Wu Hen, who was hiding in the dark, looked at the miserable appearance of these guys and laughed so hard that his stomach almost cramped.

He even left a note nearby, which read in a flamboyant style: "Did you get the surprise? Next time you're naughty, watch your butts!"

The other monsters who saw this scene were stunned. They didn't expect that Wu Hen, who looked so happy on the surface, had such "clever" methods.

For a moment, his awe of Wu Hen deepened, and he no longer dared to act rashly.

Wu Hen struck while the iron was hot, summoned all the monsters and announced new rules.

"Coexist peacefully, understand? Don't think I don't know what's going on in your minds! Want to cause trouble? No way!"

He pointed to the newly drawn "38th Parallel" on the ground and said word by word, "From now on, whoever dares to cross the line..."

Before he could finish his words, a discordant voice suddenly rang out: "What do you want?"

"Hey, isn't this Brother Paton? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you seem to be getting angrier!"

Wu Hen smiled and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a burly man.

The monster with a face full of flesh walked out with a swagger, followed by a group of minions who were taking advantage of the power of the monster.

"Stop trying to get close to me!"

Pa Tong raised his neck and glanced disdainfully at the "38th Parallel" on the ground.

"Who do you think you are to give orders here? I'm going to cross the line, what can you do to me?"

"Hey, brother Patong, are you going to cause trouble?"

Wu Hen wasn't angry either. He slowly scratched his ears and said, "I just like the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me. Don't you think so?"

The monsters around burst into laughter. Pa Tong's face turned pale and blue. He pointed at Wu Hen's nose and couldn't speak for a long time.

"Why, you're out of words?"

Wu Hen walked forward with a smile, "Do you want me to give you an idea? For example... bray like a donkey three times, and I'll treat it as a fart?"

"You!" Pa Tong was so angry that he was fuming. He roared and was about to attack.

"and many more!"

Wu Hen suddenly shouted, and said seriously, "I suddenly remembered that you seem to owe me a hot pot meal?"

"How about this, if you can beat me today, I'll treat you to a hot pot dinner, how about that?"

Pa Tong was stunned. He had heard that Wu Hen's strength was unfathomable and he was no match for him.

But in front of so many of his brothers, he couldn't bring himself to admit his weakness, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "Fight me if you want, who's afraid of who?"

"Okay! This is what you said!"

Wu Hen's eyes flashed with cunning, and he hooked his finger, "Come on, let me see if you have made any progress in the past few days!"

"Take my punch!" Patong roared and rushed forward waving his fist as big as a casserole.

"Oh, you're a little slow, and your strength is a little lacking. It seems like you've been busy eating, sleeping, and playing Doudou these days?"

Wu Hen dodged Patong's attacks easily while making a few comments.

The more Pa Tong fought, the more frightened he became. He found that he couldn't even touch the corner of Wu Hen's clothes.

Instead, I was the one being fooled around, like a monkey performing acrobatics.

The surrounding monsters also noticed what was going on and started to jeer, "Patong, can you do it? If not, just admit defeat and stop embarrassing yourself!"

"That's right, with your mediocre skills, you still want to challenge Brother Hen. You are simply asking for trouble!"

Listening to the mocking voices around him, Patong felt ashamed and angry, and his movements became more and more distorted.

"Be careful!" At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

Pa Tong was stunned, and before he could react, he felt his feet go empty...

"Brother Patong, your lightness skills are not up to par. Be careful not to hurt your waist!" Wu Hen said with a smile while standing behind Patong.

It turned out that at the critical moment when Pa Tong was about to attack Wu Hen, Wu Hen calmly moved sideways.

Then he lightly kicked Patong on the butt and kicked him away.

Pa Tong got up in a panic, his face covered with bruises. He pointed at Wu Hen in frustration and was speechless for a long time.

"What? You want to do it again?" Wu Hen crossed his arms and looked at him with a smile.

Patong gritted his teeth and finally lowered his head, "I...I give up!"

"That's right, wouldn't it be fine if you just admitted defeat earlier?"

Wu Hen patted Patong's shoulder and said, "Go back and practice hard. Don't just stir up trouble all day long."

Pa Tong walked away dejectedly without saying a word, and the minions behind him also scattered like birds and beasts.

Wu Hen looked at their receding backs, a sneer appearing on the corner of his mouth.

He knew that if he wanted to completely solve these problems, relying on force alone was not enough, and he had to make them convinced from the bottom of their hearts.

In the next few days, Wu Hen began to address the subsequent development issues of the controlled villages.

He helped the villagers repair their damaged houses and taught them some simple ways to resist monsters, and the villagers were very grateful to him.

"Brother Hen, you are so awesome! We are all impressed by you!" a monster said sincerely.

"Yes, yes, Brother Hen, you will be our big brother from now on. We will do whatever you say!" The other monsters also echoed.

Wu Hen smiled and said, "We are all brothers, it would be awkward to say such things. As long as we work together, no difficulty can defeat us."

Wu Hen's affairs in Thailand finally came to an end. He successfully calmed down the demon war.

He resolved the conflict between humans and demons, and his name became widely known in the streets and alleys of Thailand, becoming a legend.

"It's time to leave." Wu Hen stood on a high place, looking into the distance, muttering to himself.

He knew that his journey was far from over and that greater challenges were waiting for him.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye packed their bags and prepared to go to their next destination - Japan.

"Japan, here I come!" Wu Hen stood at the bow, looking at the magnificent sea, his heart full of anticipation.

However, what Wu Hen didn't know was that a bigger crisis was waiting for him in Japan...

"Nana, do you think there are many beautiful girls in Japan?"

"Brother Hen, is your focus a little off?"

"Hey, I'm just asking casually, just asking casually..."

As soon as Wu Hen and Lin Qiye arrived at the streets of Shinjuku, Japan, they felt a sense of oppression...