Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Just... ran away?" Wu Hen looked at the messy battlefield in front of him, his heart was calm, and he even wanted to laugh.

Patong, the well-known bully in Thailand, has come to this day. It really shows how things change.

However, he also knew that this was just the beginning, and there was still a long way to go if he wanted to truly reconcile the relationship between the monsters.

So, Wu Hen decided to start from the bottom. He first found those bullied little monsters, and with his "approachable" smile and "witty and humorous" language, he quickly became friends with them.

"Brothers, do you want the emancipated serfs to sing?" Wu Hen stood on a stone and gave an impassioned speech to a group of shivering little demons in front of him.

"I want to...but..."

A little cat demon weakly raised its paw, "But Lord Paton is very powerful. We can't defeat him."

"What are you afraid of! With me here, how dare he act so unruly?" Wu Hen patted his chest, looking as if to say, "I'm very reliable."

"But…"

"No buts! Trust me, follow me, and I guarantee you'll have a good time!"

Wu Hen waved his hand with an air of "pointing the way to the world".

The little demons looked at each other in bewilderment. Finally, a brave little demon stood up and said, "Okay! We believe you!"

"Good brother! You have a bright future!" Wu Hen put his arm around the puppy demon's shoulders and patted him hard.

In this way, Wu Hen began his plan of "forming cliques".

He helped the weak monsters to gain benefits and solved their problems. Gradually, more and more monsters began to believe in him and were willing to follow him.

However, not all monsters are as easy to fool as the little monsters.

Those powerful monster leaders were very dissatisfied with Wu Hen's appearance.

They believed that Wu Hen was challenging their authority and destroying the order they had established.

"Hmph! A greenhorn dares to boss us around!" said a nine-headed snake demon disdainfully.

"That's right! Don't you see what you are?" another hedgehog monster covered with spikes echoed.

"Are you...going to rebel?" Wu Hen pointed at them and said in a pretended angry tone.

"Rebellion? Just you?"

The Hydra laughed heartily. "Boy, I advise you to just go back to your hometown. This is not a place for you to act wild!"

"That's right! Get out of here if you know what's good for you!" the hedgehog monster also shouted.

Wu Hen ignored their shouting and smiled faintly, "It seems that you won't cry until you see the coffin!"

After saying that, Wu Hen's figure flashed and he instantly appeared in front of the nine-headed snake monster, punching it out!

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the nine-headed snake demon was unable to dodge and was knocked away by Wu Hen's punch. It fell heavily to the ground and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"You..." The Hydra demon struggled to get up, but found that he was seriously injured and could not move at all.

"Now, can we talk properly?" Wu Hen clapped his hands and asked calmly.

However, at this moment, a sudden change occurred!

The hedgehog monster suddenly jumped up, and the sharp spikes all over its body shot towards Wu Hen like arrows!

"Be careful!" Several little demons hiding in the distance couldn't help but exclaim when they saw this.

Wu Hen was prepared and easily dodged the attack of the hedgehog monster by moving his body to the side.

However, just as he was about to fight back, he felt a sharp pain in his ankle!

Looking down, he saw a tiny sharp thorn that had pierced his ankle at some point, and blood instantly dyed his socks red.

"Haha! Boy, you fell into the trap!" The hedgehog demon laughed triumphantly.

"Oh?"

Wu Hen did not panic, but asked with interest, "What's the plan?"

"My spikes are filled with poison!"

The hedgehog demon said with a sinister look on his face, "In less than half an hour, you will die from the poison!"

Wu Hen didn't say anything, but slowly bent down and picked up a beautiful flower from the ground.

"Look how beautiful this flower is. It needs to be purified just like your soul." Wu Hen said with a smile and threw the gorgeous flower to the hedgehog monster.

The hedgehog monster was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously caught the flower with a confused look on his face.

What the hell is this guy doing?

The other demon leaders also looked at each other in confusion, completely unable to understand Wu Hen's actions.

It’s already this late, and you still have the mood to appreciate flowers?

"You don't think that a flower can make me let you go?" The hedgehog demon came to his senses, sneered, and was about to crush the flower in his hand.

"of course not."

Wu Hen waved his hand, the smile on his face gradually disappearing, "I just want you to appreciate the beauty of this world before you die."

"Before you die?"

The hedgehog demon was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, "Boy, you're not too deeply poisoned and starting to talk nonsense, are you?"

Wu Hen ignored the hedgehog monster's ridicule and turned to look at the other monster leaders.

He said in a deep voice, "I know that many of you are dissatisfied with me, thinking that I am challenging your authority and undermining the order you have established."

"Isn't it?" The Hydra demon snorted coldly and struggled to stand up, but it aggravated his injuries and he grimaced in pain.

"Yes, I do want to change the existing order in the demon world."

Wu Hen said without hesitation, "But I'm not doing this for myself, I'm doing this for all monsters!"

"That's a very high-sounding statement!"

The hedgehog demon curled his lips in disdain, "Who do you think you are? A savior?"

"I'm not a savior, I'm just an ordinary person who wants to survive."

Wu Hen's eyes gradually became fierce, "And you are now preventing me from living!"

"You..." The hedgehog demon wanted to say something else but was interrupted by Wu Hen.

"I know you're worried that I'll take away your benefits."

Wu Hen looked around and said in a deep voice, "But what I want to say is that not only will I not take away your interests, I will also help you gain more!"

"What do you mean?" a winged tiger spirit couldn't help but ask.

"It's simple. I will help you find new sources of profit so that you no longer have to rely on exploiting the weak to survive."

Wu Hen pointed to the brightly lit city in the distance and said, "That's our hope for the future!"

"The human world?"

"Cooperation with humans?"

The demon leaders were talking among themselves, their faces full of shock and suspicion.

"I know that many of you are filled with hatred towards humanity."

Wu Hen's voice rang out again, "But times have changed. We can no longer cling to the hatred of the past."

"But……"

"I know you still have a lot of concerns."

Wu Hen interrupted the demon leader who wanted to speak, and continued, "But I can assure you, as long as you are willing to believe in me, I will never let you down!"

Wu Hen's tone was firm and powerful, and his eyes were full of confidence, as if he could see through everything.

Some monsters began to waver, and they felt that what Wu Hen said made sense.

Yes, times have changed and they can no longer live the same way as before.

How wonderful it would be if we could coexist peacefully with humans and develop together?

The hedgehog demon's expression also turned somewhat ugly. He didn't expect that Wu Hen could actually persuade so many demons.

No, we can't let him continue!

"Stop spreading rumors here to confuse the public!"

The hedgehog demon roared, and the flower in his hand instantly turned to dust. "Humans are so cunning, there's no way they can coexist peacefully with us!"

"That's right, humans are all bad guys!"

"We can't trust him!"

Some monsters that had already begun to waver became hesitant again after hearing the words of the hedgehog monster.

"you……"

Wu Hen shook his head in disappointment. It seemed that convincing all the monsters was not an easy task.

"I know there are still many of you who don't believe me."

Wu Hen took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "Well, I'll show you whether I have this ability!"

After saying that, Wu Hen suddenly raised his head and looked at the sky in the distance.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, a dazzling golden light fell from the sky, illuminating the entire night sky like daytime!

All the monsters were stunned. They stared at the scene in amazement, their hearts filled with shock and fear.

what is that?

"That is……"

The hedgehog demon widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief, "That is..."

"Wow! This special effect is so cool!" Wu Hen looked at the golden light falling from the sky and was amazed.

This golden finger can always make clear arrangements for myself at critical moments.

"What...what is this?" The hedgehog monster was stunned, and the spikes in his hand fell to the ground.

The other demon leaders were also stunned as if they were struck by lightning, standing there in a daze, not daring to even breathe.

"This is my sincerity." Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a confident smile.

However, at this moment, a huge black claw fell from the sky!

Before the golden light faded away, the huge black claws, with the power to destroy the world, directly smashed the dazzling light into pieces!

"Oh my god, what's going on?!" Wu Hen was stunned. This sudden change was completely beyond his expectations.

Where are the promised golden fingers and domineering aura?

There seems to be something wrong with this script!

The other monsters were so frightened that they were trembling with fear. They wanted to bury their heads in the ground for fear of being crushed by the terrifying black claws.

"What...what kind of monster is this?!" The hedgehog demon's voice began to tremble, and the arrogant aura disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The black claws stayed in the air for a moment, then slowly retracted, revealing the huge monster hidden in the darkness.

It was a giant beast as big as a mountain, covered with pitch-black scales and emitting a suffocating and terrifying aura.

"Fuck, which mountain valley did this thing come out of?!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, but he started thinking about the escape route in his mind.

It was obvious that this thing was not something he could handle, so the best strategy was to run away!

"Human, you have succeeded in angering me." The giant beast spoke in human language, and its voice was like rolling thunder, shaking the surrounding trees.

"Don't... don't get me wrong, I'm just passing by!" Wu Hen waved his hands quickly and forced a smile on his face that was uglier than crying.

"Just passing by? Just visiting?"

The beast clearly wasn't buying his tricks. A dangerous glint flashed in its giant eyes. "Did you think that ruining my plan could be solved by just saying you were just passing by?!"

"Plan? What plan?" Wu Hen was confused. How come he didn't know when he had ruined the giant beast's plan?

"Hmph, stop pretending!" The giant beast snorted coldly, "Do you think I wouldn't know that you're secretly trying to sow discord among the demons?"

"I...I am innocent!" Wu Hen wanted to cry but had no tears. What did this have to do with anything?

He was clearly trying to reconcile relations between the monsters, so how did that become part of his plan to destroy the giant beast?

"Hmph, you dare to quibble when death is imminent!" The giant beast obviously didn't intend to listen to his explanation. It opened its bloody mouth and was about to bite him.

"Wait!" Wu Hen thought quickly and shouted.

The giant beast paused slightly and looked at him in confusion.

"Are you...are you sure you want to do it here?" Wu Hen pointed at the ground and said calmly.

The giant beast looked down and saw that under their feet was a dense spider web.

"So what?" The giant beast snorted disdainfully. What can a mere spider web do to him?

"Look carefully, this is not an ordinary spider web."

Wu Hen pointed at the runes on the spider web that were flashing with strange light and said, "This is..."

Before the giant beast could react, it felt a violent vibration coming from under its feet.

"not good!"

The giant beast's face changed drastically and it wanted to pull away, but it was too late.

With a loud bang, the ground suddenly collapsed, and the giant beast was caught off guard and fell directly down.

"Fuck, this...this is too..." Wu Hen was stunned as he looked at the huge deep pit that appeared in front of him.

"Cough cough..."

The sound of a giant beast coughing came from the deep pit. Obviously, it was not dead.

"Human, just wait!"

The beast's angry roar came from the deep pit, "I will definitely come back!"

"I..." Wu Hen opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

What the hell is going on here?!

At this moment, a black shadow shot out from the deep pit like lightning and headed straight for Wu Hen!

"Not good!" Wu Hen's heart was filled with alarm, but before he could react...