Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Stop! You kid, you are dressed so strangely, which mental hospital did you run away from?" A rough shout broke the noise of the street.

Wu Hen turned around in confusion and saw three young men with dyed yellow hair and ripped jeans walking towards him aggressively.

cross?

Isn’t he playing the “Slay God” holographic game?

How come I ended up in this damn place the moment I opened my eyes?

The people around him were chattering in bird language that he couldn't understand, and tall buildings were standing side by side. This was completely different from the game world he played!

Where are the promised system prompts and newbie gift packs?

He originally thought that after traveling through time, he would obtain some kind of golden finger that would defy all gods, just like what was written in the novel, and from then on he would reach the pinnacle of his life and marry a beautiful, rich woman.

But now, he couldn't even buy a bottle of water. His stomach was growling with hunger, and his pockets were shabbier than his face.

He tried to communicate with passersby, but they looked at him as if he were a fool, pushed him aside, and muttered something like "crazy".

This start is simply hellish!

No, he had to find a way to figure out the situation.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.

He looked around for any clues that might provide information.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he saw an Internet cafe on the corner of the street.

cybercafe!

This is a great place to get information!

He hurried over and found a notice posted at the door of the Internet cafe, which was covered with strange words.

Wu Hen scratched his head and didn't understand at all.

At this time, the three yellow-haired men had already walked up to him. The leader had a wicked smile on his face and patted his shoulder: "Boy, you look quite unfamiliar. Are you new here?"

Wu Hen was startled by the sudden touch and subconsciously took a step back, looking at the three people in front of him warily.

The yellow-haired leader called himself Wang Dahu. He had dyed golden hair and looked like a rooster with its feathers standing on end.

He squinted his eyes, looking Wu Hen up and down, holding a toothpick in his mouth, with a nonchalant look: "Boy, you are dressed so strangely, where did you come from? If you know what's good for you, hand over the valuables on you quickly. If I'm in a good mood, maybe I can let you go." Valuables?

Wu Hen was completely confused. What the hell was this talking about?

He cursed in his heart, what a hell of a place this is, I can't even find someone I can communicate with normally!

Is he destined to starve to death in this strange place?

Just when he was in despair, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Ding! The host is detected to be in trouble, and the system is activated! The novice gift package has been distributed, please check it!" Wu Hen was stunned, system?

Goldfinger?

This familiar routine...

Could it be that his time traveler benefits have finally arrived?

He quickly checked the novice gift package in his mind and found that there was only a candy and a brief description in it: "Language conversion candy, after taking it, you can automatically master the language of the current world." Wu Hen said nothing and stuffed the candy into his mouth.

A cool feeling instantly flowed through his body, and he felt as if his brain was restarted, and the sounds around him gradually became clearer.

When Wang Dahu saw that Wu Hen ignored him and continued to eat candy, he immediately felt that his authority was challenged.

He grabbed Wu Hen's collar and said viciously: "Hey! Boy, are you deaf? I'm talking to you!" Wu Hen chewed the candy, feeling the cool sweetness spreading in his mouth, and suddenly felt that the world became clear.

He understood!

He finally understood what these people were saying!

"Uncle? Are you talking about yourself? I think you are just a little chicken at best, and a ruffled one at that." Wu Hen grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth. He imitated Wang Dahu and also held a toothpick in his mouth, but he picked it up from the ground.

"Valuables? What are you talking about? Are you trying to rob me? Brother, times have changed. Scanning QR codes to pay is the new thing. Do you understand?"

Wang Dahu and his two younger brothers were confused by Wu Hen's sudden change.

This kid had a dazed look on his face just now, how come he suddenly became so eloquent?

Also, what the hell is QR code payment?

"What...what did you say?" Wang Dahu asked blankly.

Wu Hen took advantage of their distraction and ran away.

"Hey! Don't run!" Wang Dahu reacted and hurriedly chased after him with his younger brothers.

But Wu Hen's speed was astonishingly fast, and he disappeared into the crowd after a few turns.

Wang Dahu was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Damn it! He got away!"

After Wu Hen got rid of the gangster, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He walked aimlessly down the street, trying to process the new information flooding into his mind.

This world was actually just like the game he played, with all kinds of mythical monsters and gods, as well as special beings like the God Slayer.

He suddenly remembered the main storyline of the game, which seemed to start from a place called "Awakener's Office".

He looked around and finally saw a sign that read "Awakener's Office" in an inconspicuous corner.

He pushed the door open and found that there was only a young man wearing glasses and looking gentle sitting at the desk.

"Hello, may I ask where this is..." Wu Hen was interrupted by the young man before he could finish his words.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" The young man's tone was full of vigilance, with a hint of scrutiny in his eyes.

Wu Hen's heart skipped a beat. Why did it feel like he had entered a den of thieves?

He opened his mouth, but didn't know how to explain his purpose...