Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Fanes: It's just a poor boy's fantasy.】

[Yuan Shang: Our Abyss Cult is richer than Sky Island]

Luo Yu: I really can't criticize this. All the people on Sky Island combined don't have 100,000 Moras.

[Ying: My precious niece doesn’t count]

[Ding, reward for Traveler Ying's passive skill, 100% success rate for air pranks]

[Luo Yu: I have a not very mature suggestion.]

【Asmodeus: Please wait until it matures.】

【Ying: I would like to hear more details】

【Luo Yu: This is so, this is so】

【Ying: That’s interesting】

[Walnut: So what did you say?]

[Ding, reward: Ningguang becomes an immortal]

[Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Since you have become an immortal, you should not be attached to the secular world.]

Luo Yu: The one who bargained with me for an hour yesterday at Liyue Harbor was the True Lord of Lishui and Dieshan.

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: It's obviously your bid that was too low.]

【Walnut: What's going on】

[True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: Yesterday, Liuyun... (Explanation omitted here)]

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, it's definitely lacking.

[Ding, reward: Kavi Different World Classical Architecture]

[Kavi: I feel like there's no building more luxurious than the Falling Heaven Palace.]

Luo Yu: Yes, brothers, there are nine more palaces like this one.

【Kavi: Is this true or false?】

Luo Yu: I'm actually the most frugal among the eight Celestial Emperors.

[Ding, reward Mavica's skill, Phoenix Roaring Sky Strike]

[Mavica: This name sounds powerful.]

[Chongyun: Is it the same as my Phoenix Blood?]

【Luo Yu: It just sounds strong.】

【Katsina: Why?】

[Ying: Because this skill comes from the world of the Sugar God King, and it's a relatively low-level skill.]

[Mavica: I've tried this skill, and it's not even as good as my normal attack damage.]

[Wendy: The system's rewards are becoming increasingly perfunctory]

[Ding, the video of Brother Qiang’s funeral is about to play]

【Walnut: Here comes the business.】

[Xingqiu: Ever since the system gave the blessing, Hall Master Hu has gone berserk.]

[Hu Tao: I, a great demon god, earn money every day from commissions from the Adventurer's Guild.]

Luo Yu: Making money isn't bad at all. I still tell fortunes on the street every day.

[True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: Oh, I just wanted to see the divination method of the One True God in the Universe.]

[Luo Yu: Since we're acquaintances, I'll charge you 100 million Mora.]

Video starts

Kong was listening to the instructions in the headset at all times, while Ying was holding a sniper rifle and ready to assassinate at any time.

“Do you see the target?”

A voice came from the empty headphones

"Saw"

At the same time, Ying aimed at the person who was walking in front and looked like the boss.

"The one on the right"

The sound came from the headphones again

"The one on the right"

After hearing the command, Kong immediately put his ear to Ying.

After hearing this, Ying immediately aimed at the man in the white suit next to her and fired.

"boom!"

Gunshots rang out, and the man in the white suit fell to the ground

"He is the boss you must do your utmost to protect, the Rock God Emperor Zhongli."

【Ying: Don’t blame me, I’m just a gunman.】

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: They are all people in the headphones, and they didn't make it clear.]

Hu Tao: I'm curious about what kind of bullet could kill Zhongli instantly.

[Luo Yu: When I was studying at the Super Seminary, I researched something called the God-killing Weapon.]

The unfinished words came through the earphones. Kong was petrified when he heard it, while Ying cheered.

(Ying's inner monologue: I am a professional bodyguard. Today I accidentally shot and killed our boss.)

The perspective shifts to Zhongli's funeral

(Now try to escape his funeral)

Kong and Ying were kneeling in front of the portrait. Then a foot stepped over and Ningguang looked at them angrily.

"How did you two protect Brother Zhong?"

“Brother Zhong is so good to us”

Ningguang pointed at the portrait, and Kong couldn't help but turn his head away.

"Let me catch the murderer and tear him into pieces!"

Hearing this, Kong swallowed his saliva and then took a brick in his other hand.

"We want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

Kong and Ying looked at each other, nodded silently, and were about to take action.

A blurry figure came behind Ningguang first and pointed a gun at her head.

"hypocritical"

[Ding, who is this person? ]

A. Xiao

【B.Walnut】

【C.Ganyu】

【D. Return to the end】

[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in 5 minutes.]

[Ying: Come, let me analyze this. If Zhongli is the eldest brother in this setting, then Guizhong should be the eldest sister-in-law.]

Hu Tao: I or the Great Sage should have one or both of Zhongli's children.

Xiao: I dare not.

Xingqiu: Usually, only those who have lost a loved one would react like this.

【Luo Yu: So let's exclude Wang Xiaomei first.】

Ganyu: So who is Wang Xiaomei?

[Ying: I can't go there. I don't know why this name suddenly popped into my head.]

[Ding, start answering]

[Ding, congratulations to Ningguang for successfully answering the first question.]

Ningguang: I choose D, Lord Dust King.

[Ding, Ningguang's answer is wrong, penalty is being drawn.]

[Gui Zhong: If it weren't me, it would be between Xiao Tao and Jin Peng.]

[Hu Tao: Honestly, I think the possibility of it being the Demon-Subduing Great Sage is a bit higher.]

Xiao: Indeed.

[Ding, punish Ningguang by hitting Luo Yu with the Jade Pavilion until he is injured.]

[Ying: This means the inventory of the Qun Yu Pavilion will be completely cleared.]

【Luo Yu: Come on, hit me. 】

[Phanes: I wonder if I can hurt Him with my combined power?]

【Nibelungen: Count me in.】

[Ningguang: Thank you, both of you.]

[Fanes & Nibelungen: You're welcome. It's our duty to rid Teyvat of this evil.]

[Luo Yu: You better hope I don't get hurt by the first one, or I'll use the rest to hit you two?]

[Ding, start answering.]

[Ding, congratulations to Master Liuyunjiefeng for successfully answering the first question.]

[True Lord Liuyunjifeng: This immortal chooses A, the Great Sage who conquers demons]

[Ding, Master Liuyunjiefeng's answer is incorrect. Extracting ingredients.]

[Hu Tao: It seems that the role of Zhongli's child in this video is mine.]

【Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, it is true】

【Wendy: Then the next step is to be slow.】

[Ding, punishing Master Liuyunjiefeng by making him unable to speak for a month.]

【Luo Yu: Alright, the chatty True Lord has become the chatty True Lord.】

[Shen He: This way I can take the travelers back.]

【Ying:Okay】

[Hu Tao: By the way, I remember Shen He also had a reward for going back in time.]

【Shen He: I forgot】

Luo Yu: After today's video call, I'll take you there.

[Nibelungen: @Luo Yu, I've never asked you for anything in my life, but this is the only thing I'm asking you to let me go.]

[Luo Yu: I can see that you really want to beat up Phanes]

[Ding, start answering]

[Ding, congratulations to Zhongli for successfully answering the first question.]

Zhongli: I choose B, Hu Tao.

[Ding, Zhongli's answer is wrong, penalty is being drawn.]

[Ding, since no one answered correctly, this question is invalid.]

Ganyu: No matter how I think about it, it's not me.

[Luo Yu: Actually, I wanted to say this a long time ago, but the system banned me.]

[Fanes: Do you think I believe it?]

【Luo Yu: Do you still believe it? 】

[Ding, video continues.]

The person who came was Ganyu

"On the surface, you care about Brother Zhong, but in fact, I have already captured your smile when you turned around."

Ganyu raised the video she had just taken as she spoke. In the video, Ningguang turned her head after saying that sentence and looked at the camera very happily.

"Brother Zhong is finally dead. I don't know who did it, but I'm so happy. All his property is mine, hahahaha!"

And the smirk on Ningguang's face when she shouted that she wanted to avenge Zhong Ge

"Ah, I've been discovered!"

Watching the video, Ningguang was very surprised

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

When Ganyu was about to kill Ningguang, a figure dressed as a chef rushed behind Ganyu and raised a plate of nine-turn large intestines towards Ganyu's head.

"hypocritical"

This person is Xiangling

"You're not a good person either, it's amazing that you can still do this."

"I secretly ate Brother Zhong's favorite nine-turn large intestine"

Following the sight of Kong and Ying, the camera looked at the only remaining Nine-turn Large Intestine on the plate on the ground.

"Do you want to replace Brother Zhong's position?"

"Discovered?"

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

【Luo Yu: @Zhongli, I see you like this.】

Wendy: So who can explain what the Nine-Turn Large Intestine is?

Xiangling: It's braised large intestine that hasn't been cleaned properly.

Wendy: I ​​thought I knew enough about you, old man, but it seems I still don't know enough.

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

When Xiangling was about to kill Ganyu, another figure in overalls rushed behind Xiangling and raised a basketball to aim at Xiangling's head.

"hypocritical"

It was Kamisato Ayato

"Brother Zhong doesn't like eating Jiuzhuan Dachang at all. He loves singing, dancing, Ref and basketball."

Kamisato Ayato said as he showed a video in which Zhong Ge was practicing the Iron Mountain Backstroke.

"Brother Zhong didn't eat the intestines you made, and you're already holding a grudge against him."

"Discovered?"

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

Kamisato Ayato said righteously, and at this time a spear was placed on Kamisato Ayato's neck.

"hypocritical"

The person who came was Xiao

"what?"

"Little Blackie, you've exposed your chicken feet!"

As Kong and Ying's eyes moved downward, one of Kamisato Ayato's feet turned into a chicken foot.

"Discovered!"

At this time, an infinite glove was placed on the back of Xiao's head.

"hypocritical"

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!" said Thanos.

"hypocritical"

At this time, another hand burning with fire was placed on the back of Thanos' head.

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

Obito said from behind.

"hypocritical"

At this time, another mechanical arm stretched out behind Obito's head.

"I want to avenge Brother Zhong!"

The Decepticon said from behind.

Kong and Ying looked at the scene at a loss, holding bricks in their hands.

"Why don't we escape while the chaos is going on?"

Ying nodded. At this time, someone sent a picture of a beautiful woman to Kong's mobile phone. After seeing it, Ying threw the brick in her hand and tried to grab it, but the brick hit the Decepticon's head.

Just as Kong and Ying were fighting for it, the brick hit the Decepticon on the head.

I found that I was hit, and then I hit Obito in front of me.

Obito threw the black stick directly at Thanos.

Thanos used the energy of the Infinity Stones to hit Xiao

Before Xiao died, he shot Kamisato Ryoto.

Before Kamisato Ayato died, a basketball hit Xiangling.

Before Xiangling died, she stuffed the Nine-Turn Large Intestine into Ganyu's mouth.

Ganyu spitted and swatted Ningguang crazily

After the chaos stopped, Kong and Ying realized that everyone was dead.

At this time, Zhong Li stretched and got up from the coffin.

"Oh, I slept so comfortably."

Luo Yu: I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it or not.

[Ying: This Hollow Dog doesn't know how to play. If I were to do it, I would just use a perfect Hollow.]

Wendy: I ​​understand the first part, but what is the second part?

【Luo Yu: They are all people from another world.】

Zhongli, who had just woken up, was stunned for a moment when he saw such a chaotic scene.

"Hmm? What's going on?"

Then he looked at the only two people still standing on the field, and Kong and Ying were very shocked.

"Brother Zhong, haven't you already..."

Zhongli took out a plastic fish with a bullet hole in it.

"My salted fish just pressed me down, it really helped me sleep."

"what!"

The two looked in disbelief. Zhongli appeared behind them and put his hand on them.

"Did you two do this? Liyue Harbor will be yours from now on, hahahaha!"

Zhongli walked away with a smile, while Kong and Ying knelt down facing Zhongli and reached out to stop him.

"Brother Zhong..."

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

Wendy: So, how come the old man is okay after all this time?

[Hu Tao: So after all this time, my business is ruined again.]

【Luo Yu: I never expected this.】

[Nibelungen: I can see that this Benmorax doesn't want to go to school for a day.]

Wendy: No one likes working, right? No way? No way?

[Diakarapian: That being said, I don't think anyone would slack off like you every day.]

[Wendy: There are brothers, some are slacking off like me, and there is one more]

[Ding, reward: a Fluorescent Barrett sniper rifle]

[Ying: Although it’s useless, I really want this.]

Luo Yu: How about you open it for me? I've always had a dream, which is to catch a bullet with my bare hands.

[Ying: Your dream is so niche! ]

【Luo Yu: I ask you if you want to fight?】

【Fluorescent: hit】

[Ding, reward: Zhongli Sleeping Incense]

[Sleeping incense has a strong calming effect and is a good tool for people who are mentally exhausted and tired all year round to fall asleep.]

[Hutao: But I feel like Zhongli sleeps well every day.]

【Zhongli: Ever since the wear and tear disappeared, my sleep quality has improved a lot.】

[Ding, reward: Ningguang's lucky dice]

[Lucky dice is a one-time item. The number you draw will strengthen the designated item by 100 times the corresponding number.]

Keqing: Theoretically, this means that the damage of a group of Jade Pavilion can be increased by 600 times.

[Fanes: This is 600 times the power of me and that lizard.]

【Luo Yu: Then there might be a one in ten thousand chance that you might hurt me】

[Ningguang: The result just came out is 6.]

[Luo Yu: I'm starting to look forward to this ultimate killer weapon]

[Ding, reward: Qilin Seal of Ganyu Water]

【Luo Yu: I'll have 5 soon.】

[Ding, reward Xiangling and the best chef in the universe with a month of training.]

[Chef Mao: So is it Xiangling who goes out, or is it the chef who comes in?]

【Luo Yu: It’s the chef coming in. 】

【Wendy: How do you know? 】

【Mubai: Yes, it’s me.】

[Ding, reward: Kamisato Ayato Kunken]

[Kunquan, a famous boxing style from another world. Those who master it have the potential to become gods.]

[Kamisato Ayaka: My brother, but he might also become a god.]

Kamisato Ayato: With my talent, it's impossible for me to succeed. Even if I do become a god, I'm still the general's man.

【Kujo Sara: Kamisato-sama's loyalty deserves recognition.】

[Ding, reward: Xiao Tian Ti Fighting Skill: Ghost Possessed.]

[The Heavenly Rank Fighting Skill, Ghost Possession, was jointly developed by the Endless Fire Territory's Flame Emperor and the Supreme King Yao Chen. After system modification, once activated, the effect allows the user to utilize the abilities of a being stronger than themselves. The duration of this ability is related to the strength of that being.]

[Luo Yu: I remember there was a reward called Backstab before?]

【Ying: Indeed】

[Ding, the video has finished playing. See you tomorrow, everyone.]

[Nibelungen: @Shenhe, when do we leave? ]

【Shen He: Let’s go now.】