Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

[Ying: I have imagined this scene countless times.]

【Luo Yu: It’s just the final fantasy of the poor student before being punished by standing.】

【Fanes: You sound like you're so strong.】

Luo Yu: If you have time, go check out the History of All Worlds and see what the test is about.

Wu: I know that 80% of the Myriad Worlds Stones are praising the great One True God of the Myriad Worlds.

[Wendy: You didn't write this history of the universe yourself, did you?]

Luo Yu: What kind of good person would write his own autobiography?

Hu Tao: It would be better if you just mentioned Zhongli's name.

【Zhongli: Speaking from a universal perspective, I haven't written an autobiography for myself.】

[Tian Tiezui: It's true that all the legends about the Emperor were passed down orally from our ancestors.]

【Luo Yu: So the story of Lord Yan and the Seven Killings Wasteland Lord was also fabricated later.】

[Ding, reward Zhongli with an autobiography.]

[Return to the End: Morax's autobiography, quite interesting]

【Hu Tao: I want to see it too. I want to see it too.】

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

[Luo Yu: Logically speaking, Tian Dao should have an autobiography, @Fanies, why don't you have one?]

[Phanes: Is this some kind of heavenly custom?]

Luo Yu: Mainly because their autobiographies eventually end up in my hands. I enjoy reading that kind of stuff.

[Phanes: I often feel ashamed that I am an Adventer like you.]

[Ding, reward: Cole is proficient in all types of characters in Teyvat.]

【Ke Lai: Does this mean we don’t have to go to class this time? 】

【Tinari: Learning to write is only the first step. Next you need to go to the Ministry of Education to study.】

[Kelai: Oh (listless.jpg)]

【Amber: Come on, Cole】

【Ke Lai: Well, I will try my best. 】

Luo Yu: The lilies in my hometown are blooming. I should go see them.

【Fanes: Take me one, take me one. 】

Nibelung: Today's young people, ah (Old Dragon sighs.jpg)

[Ding, reward Xiao's skill Wind Style: Spiral Shuriken]

[Kumi: I remember this was the skill of the captain in the Naruto world.]

【Xingqiu: But I remember this one didn't do much damage.】

Xiangling: So, do you want to see who he's hitting?

[Luo Yu: Ahem, actually it’s quite strong. It almost made my clothes dirty.]

[Fanes: Wow, that's really powerful. ]

[Ding, reward: the only card for the Seven Saints of Cyno summons, the Heavenly Demon God]

【Sino: But the value of this card will not be less than 10 billion.】

【Kavi: Master! 】

【Paimon: Isn't this a bit too much? 】

[Luo Yu: Let's not talk about anything else. The value of this card alone is definitely higher than this price.]

【Sino: How to say】

[All the colors of this card are my blood.]

【Ying: That's why your blood is colorful.】

Luo Yu: How many times do I need to repeat that I'm omniscient and omnipotent? As long as you can think of it, I can do it. Don't tell me I can do something paradoxical.

【Fluorescent:6】

[Ding, reward: El Haisen's Four Great Masterpieces of the Different World]

【Elhaisen: I just finished reading my book.】

Nashida: These are four very interesting books.

【Luo Yu: They are all ruthless, all men, all women, none of them are human.】

[Walnut: What does it mean?]

[Ying: These 16 words summarize those four books.]

Elhaisen: I'm starting to get interested.

[Ding, video about to play, God's self-introduction]

Wendy: After so long of showing funny videos, is it finally time for something exciting?

[Luo Yu: Do you believe the system will show you the video of the fire, or do you believe that I am a woman? ]

[Raiden Zhen: I believe the second one, so can we take a hot spring bath together? ]

【Luo Yu: No】

The video begins with Wendy, wearing divine clothing, facing away from the screen.

With the background music playing, Wendy slowly turned her head and looked sideways at the camera.

I even deliberately gave a close-up of his green eyes.

"I am Barbatos, the singer of the heavens, the best bard in the world, the first wind god of Mondstadt."

After introducing herself, Wendy drew her bow and arrow and flattened the mountains in front of her.

[Diakarapian: I must be half asleep, seeing Barbatos in all his glory.]

Barbara: Long live Lord Barbatos

【Qin: Let the wind lead】

Wendy: Hey, I was also very handsome when I was young.

[Hutao: Is Zhongli next?]

After Venti introduced herself, the screen turned to Zhongli, who was wearing divine armor and hanging in the air with his arms folded.

"Guest of the Rebirth Hall, the Rock King, the ancestor of all immortals, the only true god in Liyue's history, Morax"

As Zhongli finished speaking, rock spears and stars fell from the sky, killing the demon gods below one by one.

[Osel: I knew I would be the background person at a time like this.]

[Zhongli: Mainly because you are the strongest demon god I have ever fought.]

[Osel: That's true (water snake with arms akimbo.jpg)]

[Ying: @Osel, to be honest, I think Chi is a bit stronger than you.]

【Osel: What's the use? At least I'm still alive. 】

Luo Yu: Actually, if he hadn't been so rude, I wouldn't have killed him.

Zhongli introduced it, and later came to the two sisters of thunder and lightning

"General of Thunder, Inazuma's First Thunder God, friend of the Sky Demon God, Baal"

"Kagemusha, the Lord of Omi Narukami, the Great Gosho, Inazuma's second generation thunder god, Baalzebu."

In the picture, Lei Dianzhen raised his hand to direct the overall situation, and Lei Dianzhi was annihilating a demon god in the lightning.

[Kujo Sara: The Way is Magnificent, the God of Music is Eternal (Crazy Screenshot.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayato: The Way is Great, the God of Sound is Eternal]

[Yaejinko: I still like the silly Ying from that time.]

Then the scene came to Xumi.

"The master of grass and trees, the king of a thousand trees, the first generation of grass god of Xumi, the great compassionate tree king"

"Little Auspicious Grass King, Mahāsāndān Great Auspicious Wisdom Lord, the Second Generation Grass God of Xumi, Buyer"

Two grass gods, one large and one small, jointly govern Xumi

[Azar: Praise the great Lord Mahavira.]

[Nilu: And there is also the little lucky grass king.]

Nashida: As expected, there are no battle scenes.

[Great Compassion Tree King: There's nothing we can do. We are the weakest among the Seven Gods.]

"Lord of the Dew, Sovereign of the Rivers and the Sea, the First Water Goddess of Fontaine, Egolia"

"The sinner dances, declaring no guilt, dancing endlessly alone, the second generation of the Fontaine Water God, Fukalos"

The picture shows that Eugolia created the first generation of Fontaine people with the original sea water, and Fukalos calmly went to his death in order to deal with the curse. Fu Nina played the role of water god in human body for 500 years.

Luo Yu: Every time I see this, I get really upset. I have to beat up Phanes.

[Nibelungen: Just look at what this little girl has been harmed to. Even I, the Dragon King, can't stand it. Take me with you.]

【Fanes: I'll just listen to you two fart here. 】

[Luo Yu: Not only do you refuse to repent, you also insult me. It seems I must teach you a lesson today.]

【Nibelungen: Yes, last lesson.】

"The one buried with the original fire, the first generation of Nata and the most powerful fire god of all time, Shibarak"

"The brightest, most blazing, most intense fire of the Second Coming, the burning sun, Hebrimu the Nata"

The picture shows Shibarak killing the Fire Dragon King, and Mavica borrowing the power of the Death Ruler to repel the Abyss Disaster.

[Marani: But I remember that Lord Kagami is the strongest Kagami.]

[Mavica: I borrowed the power of the Archon of Death.]

Luo Yu: To put it bluntly, it's a scam online loan that you have to pay back with your life.

【Ying: Speaking of this, we have to mention the man with the strongest willpower.】

【Tartaria: This isn't funny at all, buddy.】

[Walnut: Even a Death God like me feels it's very dark.]

"Not the God of Mercy, Lord of Ice, Master of Winter, Queen of Ice, Barnabas"

In the picture, Barnabas is sitting high on the throne playing chess. As her chess pieces fall, her Fatui infiltrates various countries and eventually obtains seven Hearts of God and raises the banner of rebellion against the Law of Heaven.

【Tartaria: Everything is for Her Majesty the Queen.】

【Pierrot: Everything for Her Majesty】

[Captain Capitano: Everything is for Her Majesty the Queen.]

……

[Fanes: It's exciting, but why am I so unhappy? ]

【Luo Yu: If you are unhappy, just stand up.】

"The First Throne, the Original God of Teyvat, the Creator of Teyvat, the God of Creation, Heavenly Law, Phanes"

In the picture, Phanes with six wings on his back and a crown on his head came from outside this world, defeated the Dragon King in the distance, wrapped the world with eggshells, sent down nails from the sky to suppress the veins of Teyvat, and ordered the six gods to destroy Kanrea and end the dark disaster.

【Fanes: As expected of me.】

【Asmodeus: Long live the throne! 】

[Paer: Wow, grandma is so handsome! ]

[Fanes: That's right, in this Teyvat, grandma is invincible.]

"The King of the Primordial Continent, the King of Dragons, the King of Elements, the Dragon King, Nibelungen"

In the picture, Nibelungen leads the seven dragon kings to dominate Teyvat.

【Nibelungen: Why are things turning sour when it comes to me?】

[Fanes: Mainly because you were acting like this on the forums before I came here.]

Apep: That's His Majesty inspecting the territory.

【Luo Yu: Am I the next one? 】

"The only true God in the universe, the Heavenly Dao, the Emperor Jiuxuan Luotian, the Young Master of the Star God Palace, the Lord of the Bloodshed Palace, the Ancestor of Gods, the Ancestor of Demons, the Ancestor of Swords, the One who unites all the universes, the God of Creation of all universes, the absolute existence above all races in the trillion dimensions of Goryeo, the Demon God of Heaven, Luo Yu..."

In the picture, Luo Yu, dressed in divine clothing, looked back, and the second hand of the quartz clock in his eyes moved one grid. Then the camera zoomed away, and tens of thousands of big worlds exploded one after another.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Luo Yu: As expected, the ones on the last tree are the most handsome.】

【Fanes: Bad Luck】

[Ying: Those people in the big world: Feed me peanuts.]

[Luo Yu: Why do you care so much about those big worlds? They will alienate my handsomeness.]

[Nibelungen: Then let me ask you, were you the one who blew up those big worlds?]

Luo Yu: Then let me ask you, how many people were killed in the aftermath of your battle with Phanes? Answer me, look my ess.

[Ding, everyone who appeared in the reward video will get a copy of the pretentious quotes.]

【Luo Yu: It's not that I need this kind of thing, but isn't it just a matter of saying dirty words?】

[Fanes: It might be a cultural thing. Here, few people say dirty words.]

【Luo Yu: That’s because I can’t say it at all in front of you.】

[Nibelungen: Who said this nonsense is useless? This nonsense is great.]

[Wendy: It's cool, but wouldn't it be embarrassing if I yelled during battle?]

[Funina: There are a few games that are more suitable for adding new scenarios.]

[Mavica: There are indeed a few sentences that are very suitable for us Nata]

[Ding, the video will be played, luxurious time travel]

[Ying: What is luxury time travel? ]

[Fanes: I've traveled through time and space to become the direct descendant of some extremely powerful force.]

Luo Yu: This situation is pure nonsense. It only works in middle or lower worlds.

【Nibelungen: True or False】

[Mu Bai: It’s true. We set up defenses many years ago.]

[Wu: Anti-Soul-Travel Alliance]

[Mubai: @Wu, by the way, it seems like another junior fellow apprentice of mine has been mentioned recently. Come over and take a look.]

The shot begins with Ying putting a clip on the toes of Sora who is sleeping, with a rope tied to the clip, and then pulling it.

Kong woke up immediately, covering his feet and crying out in pain, only to find himself in a classroom with Ningguang, his secretary, holding an umbrella for him.

When he was holding his foot and screaming in pain, he kicked over the desk in front of him, causing Kavi, who was lecturing on the podium, to look into the air.

"If you sleep in class, you will be punished by cleaning the toilet for a week"

Ningguang, the secretary, calmly picked up the communicator.

"Two cleaning staff were fired at the company and came to clean the toilet for the boss, Lower"

When Kavi saw this, he took a step back and almost fell down.

"I'm hiring someone, right? Then I'll punish you by making you clean the basketball court."

Kawi was somewhat indignant and continued to increase the punishment for the air.

At this time, the classroom door was kicked open, and Mavica walked in wearing a cleaner's uniform: "You little bastard, do you want to tire me to death?"

Yini: Sister, you still say this is not your son.

Luo Yu: I knew it, Mavica is Kavima, and you two look so alike.

【Kavi: I really am not】

When Kawi saw that his mother was actually the cleaner transferred by Ningguang, he was so scared that he fell to the ground.

Kong gave Ningguang a thumbs-up

"Can you please be more serious in class?"

"School leaders will come to inspect soon."

Sora, who was eating with his legs on the desk, said to Kavi: "Then tell him not to come."

Kavi was very angry when he heard this: "Who do you think you are? Just tell him not to come, then don't come?"

"Grandpa, please don't come to our school for inspections"

Sora calmly picked up the communicator and spoke to the person on the other end of it.

Seeing this, Kavi fell down in shock again.

The camera switches to show colorful, spinning lights overhead, with Sora and his classmates dancing among the lights.

At this moment, the classroom door was kicked open, and Kavi walked in and shouted angrily: "What are you doing? Your class is the noisiest in the whole school."

At this time, Ningguang came over and said, "The boss said that whoever dances best will be rewarded with 50 yuan."

Ningguang explained the reason to Kavi, who immediately picked up an electric guitar and jumped onto the desk in the middle of the light to play it. Kong and his classmates looked at Kavi in ​​confusion.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]