Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, a video is about to play, the main theme is a source of wealth]

Walnut: Come, wealth, come

【Zhongli: Master, this thing is completely useless.】

[Walnut: I know, but don’t you think this is brainwashing?]

【Luo Yu: You are absolutely right.】

Video starts

"Hey, don't turn off the lights on the 30th, it means a bright future."

At 11 o'clock on the evening of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Ying was lying on the bed and yawning as she was about to turn off the light.

Ying said disapprovingly: "How can you sleep without turning off the lights?"

"I'm talking about"

Sora raised his right hand and rubbed his index finger and thumb together: "Money prospects"

"open open"

Ying rushed to the light switch and turned on all the lights.

"Must open"

Ying finally pointed at the perspective.

[Fanes: Isn't this pure feudal superstition?]

Luo Yu: Just like fortune-telling, if you draw a bad number, it's feudal superstition, and if you draw a good number, the master is a true god.

【Zhongli: From a universal perspective, this is the case.】

The camera changes, Ying is sweeping the floor at home

"Hey, you can't sweep the floor on the first day of the new year, or you'll sweep away your luck."

The air appears again to prevent

“It’s so dirty if you don’t sweep the floor.”

Ying refused to listen

"I'm talking about"

Sora made the gesture again: "Fortune"

Hearing this, Ying threw the broom away and said, "Whoever wants to sweep can do it."

【Ying: It’s so real, my family.】

【Luo Yu: This is why I come to Bafang Laicai twice a day.】

【Gui Zhong: Come, come.】

The camera switches again, Ying picks up the remaining fish and is about to throw it into the trash can

"Hey, you can't throw away the leftover fish, it means there will be surplus every year."

Sora appears again to stop

“It’s not even fossilized yet.”

Ying said as she dumped the fish into the trash can.

"Pour it out"

Kong waved his hand and said, "After we finish this, we will be broke next year."

Ying heard this and picked up the trash can: "It's not that I can't eat it."

Then he took out the fish that had been poured in and ate it.

The camera switches to another scene. When Ying just lies down and covers herself with the quilt, ready to sleep, Kong appears behind the door, knocks and shouts, "Don't sleep anymore. Come out and welcome the gods with me."

"I am an atheist"

Ying did not move, but raised one hand.

"Welcoming the God of Wealth"

After saying this, Kong turned and walked towards the gate, but found Ying standing at the gate.

"Hurry up, he will be angry if you delay any longer."

Ying looked at the watch on her wrist and said to Kong.

[Wendy: Speaking of which, Liyue also welcomes the God of Wealth during every Lantern Festival.]

【Zhongli: Normally, there is no such tradition.】

【Luo Yu: But I remember Morax is not the God of Wealth.】

【Walnut: It’s definitely not】

The camera switches again. When Ying is about to stick the word "Fu" on the door, Kong sits on the sofa and says to Ying: "The word "Fu" should also be stuck upside down, which means good fortune has arrived."

Ying disdains hearing this.

"I laughed"

"Blessed People"

Sora said as he lay back down.

"You will get rich"

"Water of the Yellow River"

[Ding! Video playback is complete, rewards are being drawn.]

[Walnut: It seems like the Lantern Festival is almost here.]

[Ying: The day my brother and his friends returned happened to be the Lantern Festival.]

Luo Yu: So are there any new activities for this year's Lantern Festival?

【Zhongli: I haven't decided yet.】

[Ding, reward: Ying's special skill, wealth from all directions.]

[You need to sing "Eight Directions to Wealth" twice a day, and you will suddenly become rich one day in the future]

[Ying: So you think I, the second richest person in Teyvat, need this.]

Luo Yu: Who's first? That's so hard to guess.

【Wendy: Damn rich people.】

[Diakarapian: If you were willing to do something serious, you wouldn't be so poor.]

Diluk: Need I remind you, you owe me 300 million Mora?

[Ding, the video is about to play, a man's bottom line. ]

Zhongli: Apart from my wife, children, and parents, I can't think of anything else.

【Luo Yu: What a coincidence, I don’t have any of the things you mentioned.】

[Raiden Zhen: Actually, the first one is possible.]

【Luo Yu: You are right.】

【Raiden Zhen: So】

Luo Yu: From a universal perspective, my wife is my eyes, so my wife is always there.

【Raiden Zhen: Oh (drawing circles.jpg)】

The video begins.

Zhongli, Wendy and Diahmar, dressed in divine attire, came to the foot bath shop for a massage.

“Hey, this store is nice.”

“Who says it isn’t?”

"Speaking of which, old man, how was your fight then?"

"Don't mention it. There are demons provoking me every day. How is Xumi doing?"

"That's the way it is. I just eat and wait to die."

……

While the three gods were chatting, the old man who was massaging Zhongli's feet accidentally pressed an acupuncture point.

“Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts”

Zhongli took a deep breath.

"Young man, you often stay up late, your liver must be in bad condition."

The old master gave his conclusion without even raising his head.

For prevention, Ahmar also pressed a compound point, but then the master who marketed it to him also pressed an acupuncture point.

"hiss"

"The young man's stomach is not very good."

[Walnut: Is it really that magical? ]

【Baizhu: This is true】

【Luo Yu: I haven’t experienced this kind of foot massage service for a long time】

"You guys can't do that either...ah"

Wendy had just made a joke when she felt a sharp pain in the sole of her foot.

"You need to take care of your stomach."

"The master has great skills. You can tell by just touching it."

Zhongli was also completely convinced by these three masters.

In response to Zhongli's praise, the master waved his hand and said, "Practice makes perfect. If something doesn't work, it will hurt."

"Look at the location of the kidney. I press it."

As he said that, the old master pressed it down.

In an instant, Zhongli's pupils dilated and cold sweat broke out, but he forced himself not to make a sound.

Looking at Zhongli who said nothing, the old master felt insulted, and then he took more interest.

But even though the sheets were almost torn to shreds, Zhongli remained silent.

"The boy has good kidneys!"

Although the old master said that, his clothes were torn open, revealing his muscular body.

Immediately afterwards, a stream of energy is directed to the acupuncture point corresponding to the kidney.

Even though his eyes were rolling in pain, Zhongli said nothing.

The two teachers on the side also started to report their degrees in a frenzy.

Ahmar and Wendy were equally silent.

The faces of the three were as resolute as those of soldiers going to die.

"Master...has it started?"

Even though his veins were bulging and he was sweating profusely, Zhongli still asked in a very relaxed tone.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Luo Yu: It’s just as I thought.】

[Fanes: Would you really do this?]

[Luo Yu: It really happens, especially when you have brothers by your side]

[Ying: I don't understand you guys' strange desire to win.]

Nibelung: This is a question of a man's dignity, not a desire to win.

Kaia: That’s right.

[Ding, reward Zhongli]