Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

Chapter 424: The merits are in the present, and even more in the autumn

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Gu Zhong: For a moment I didn’t know what to say?】

[Walnut: Me too]

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor

[Luo Yu: I thought I was the only male demon god who could have children.]

[Lei Dianzhen: I don't believe it unless you prove it to me.]

[Fanes: I heard all your abacus beads on Sky Island.]

【Leidenzhen: Anyway, I just don’t believe it.】

[Ying: @Luo Yu, is this true or not?]

Luo Yu: Omniscience and omnipotence are not just words.

【Ding, reward travelers for understanding the meaning of travel.】

[Ying: So the meaning of travel is that I can't take shortcuts, I have to visit each country one by one.]

【Wendy: Do you remember what I said? 】

[Ying: Riddler, get out of Teyvat]

Luo Yu: I get angry when you bring this up. @Wendy @Zhongli, are you two uncomfortable not speaking in secret?

Wendy: I have my reasons.

【Zhongli: This is the content of the contract, I can't tell you.】

[Ding, reward: Zhongli's Bean-Solving Soldier]

[Throw beans and turn them into soldiers. You can turn anything into a soldier. The strength of the soldier is directly related to the object itself. This soldier is absolutely loyal to you.]

Hu Tao: If Zhongli used Luo Yu's nails or hair to make a video, wouldn't that be enough to defeat the law of nature?

[Fanes: That's a good example. Don't give more next time.]

【Luo Yu: You can try.】

Zhongli: Okay.

[Ding, reward: Baizhu title of Gynecological Master.]

[Gynecological expert, 100% success rate in delivering babies, ensuring both size and weight are guaranteed. Furthermore, there is a 50% chance that the children you deliver will gain a special talent.]

[Changsheng: I feel like I'll be busy in the future.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: The time when moon people are like dragons is not far away.]

【Zhongli: That's very good.】

[Ding, reward: Wendy's X-ray Eyes]

【The X-ray Eye can see through the outside to see the inside.】

[Ying: How could such a perverted ability be given? ]

[Wendy: Indeed, once this ability is activated, everyone in front of me will turn into a pile of internal organs floating in the air.]

[Diakarapian: That's truly perverted.]

[Luo Yu: @Wendy, so please stop staring at me, okay? It's pretty scary.]

【Wendy: Why is there darkness inside you?】

Luo Yu: So you don’t think I have the organs that normal humans have, right?

【Wendy:Isn’t it?】

Luo Yu: At my level, my appearance and inner self are now freely determined. I'm too lazy to pinch my own internal organs anymore.

【Ying: You are quite perverted too.】

[Ding, the video is about to play, when I ate Nata's demon]

[Nibelungen: This isn't that brat's video, is it?]

Apep: That should be the case. After all, the only one who has eaten a demon god in Nata is...

[Marani: I remember the one in Varessa's backyard was also a demon.]

[Ahmar: That thing is the shame of the demon god.]

[Ying: Again, Zhongli raises the upper limit of the Demon God, while this thing lowers the lower limit of the Demon God.]

Video starts

"Eating me will cost you a price"

The Sage of Fungus came to a hillside and looked at Ying, Varesa, Tinari, and Olorun who were eating the energy clone of the Sage of Fungus on the table below.

"I feel a little unwell."

The fork in Varesha's hand suddenly fell, and she said dizzyly

“I’m a little…”

Ying also felt dizzy.

"boom!"

And Olorun fainted directly on the table.

"It's the Demon God..."

Tinari said with all his strength

【Ying: Are you kidding? I can be knocked down by this thing.】

Ahmar: The only possibility is that it was not cooked thoroughly.

[Luo Yu: You're right, but it's really cool to see dancing colorful people appear in front of you.]

[Great Compassionate Tree King: So, you were secretly eating mushrooms on Mount Sumeru again.]

【Tinari: I really can't stop it.】

“Enjoy today!”

The wise master of mushrooms said this and jumped down.

The camera cuts off, Ying props up her head and gets up

"What time is it? How can I..."

"Yes! Devil! God!"

Ying remembered what happened before and slammed the table and shouted

"Where is the demon? I'm very powerful."

Ying looked at the changed Varesa in shock and said: "Varesa, you..."

Varesa was also shocked to see Ying, who had changed his personality and was very similar to Kong.

"It's the power of the demon god"

Tinari, who had turned into a woman, said with a blush, followed by Olorun, who had already woken up and also turned into a woman, pouting behind him.

【Ahmar: The little mushroom has this ability.】

【Nabu: I don’t remember having any.】

【Ying: Is it possible that this ability is ineffective against you?】

【Varesa: But I haven't seen anything unusual after eating it for so long.】

[Ahmar: It could also be that Nata's special leyline is suppressing him.]

[Ying: But I have to say that I see that Ti'na and Olorun still have their charm (idiot smile.jpg)]

"Olorun and I have checked it out. It's the mushrooms that are causing the problem. In this case..."

"It will last... for three days."

Tinari was very shy when she said this.

"Three days? How am I going to explain this to everyone in the tribe?"

Varesa asked in embarrassment.

Ying's hands kept switching the elements she had obtained before: "It just turned into a man, it has no effect on my power."

“Then there are some things that can be done…”

Ying said this with ill intention.

The scene turns to show Ying grabbing two Fatui advance guards and beating them up. Then, he goes to the Northland Bank and steals a bag of money before running away.

Inazuma and Ying kept hitting the statue of the Seven Heavens God with a hammer.

Feng: "Where are my documents?"

In the office, Navilette searched everywhere but couldn't find the documents he had placed on the table, while outside the door, Ying was holding Navilette's documents and grinning evilly.

Abyss Cult Base

"Recently, the Abyss Cult has received many complaints."

A Water Abyss Mage trembled and came to the throne sitting in front of the sky to report

"These are all complaints about you committing all kinds of evil on the continent of Teyvat..."

Sora, who was sitting on the throne, looked troubled and confused upon hearing this.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Luo Yu: Including the most realistic episode of the brothers. 】

【Ying: Do you think I am you? 】

[Luo Yu: Just tell me, would you do these things if you became a man?]

[Ying: I'm a gentleman, how could I possibly do such things? Of course I'd look for pretty ladies... hehehe]

【Luo Yu: That’s too bad.】

【Paimon: I don’t want to persuade you anymore. 】

[Ding, reward: Varesha's passive skill, Bull Warrior's Mask.]

[Ox Warrior's Mask. When you wear it, your strength will increase tenfold.]

[Ianshan: If you add the Bull Talisman, wouldn't that increase the power 100 times?]

[Luo Yu: This level of power can almost break my defense.]

【Fanes:?】

【Nibelungen:?】

【Zhongli: Is this true?】

[Ding, reward: Olorun and Tinari a gender change experience card.]

[Gender Change Experience Card, which can be used by yourself or others. After using it, the user's gender will be changed for one month.]

【Olorun: Keep it for now. 】

[Ding, Tinari gave the gender change experience card to Cole]

[Colai: Master, I want to go to Mondstadt]

Amber: Welcome

【Eula: I will remember this grudge.】

[Ding, reward: Navilette's skill: Dragon King's Wrath.]

[Dragon Emperor's Wrath, the Dimensional Dragon Emperor's Strongest Killing Move]

Wendy: This reminds me of the riot era.

[Luo Yu: You guys are just lying down and winning]

【Zhongli: According to common sense, you are the first to be eliminated.】

Luo Yu: If I wasn't outnumbered by seven, what could I do?

[Funina: Well, I was the winner in the end.]

【Luo Yu: With my blessing, you didn't even mention a word.】

[Ding, video about to play, Chinese parents in Teyvat]

[Nibelungen: Friendly reminder, this will be the most breathtaking video.]

Luo Yu: I also suggest that all parents study this carefully, correct any mistakes they have made, and encourage others if they don't.

【Fanes: That’s right】

Wendy: This is the first time I've seen these three people so united.

[Zhongli: It seems this video should be quite educational.]

The video starts with Zhongli educating the rebellious Xiao.

"I raised you with my own hard work, wasn't it easy for me?"

Xiao's fantasy: Zhongli grabbed some poop and stuffed a bottle of yellow waste into Xiao's mouth. After eating it, Xiao instantly grew taller.

Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor

【Zhongli: It seems this is indeed very educational.】

[Hu Tao: I feel like this situation is most common in Liyue.]

[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: In any case, this immortal would never do that.]

Arriving at Xumi

Azar looked at Nashida, who had grown grass, and said with regret.

"If you stay at home every day and don't go out, look at the gods of other people's homes and then look at your own."

"Then I want to go out and find Dina Zedai."

"You just hang out everywhere every day. Have you ever seen any god running around like you?"

Wendy came out: "Hey hey"

[Seno: @Hazard, if this were the case before, I would have arrested you.]

【Hazard: Humph】

[Diakarapian: This last sentence almost calls Barbatos by name.]

Wendy: Hey

At Aozang Mountain, looking at Ganyu and Shenhe who were slacking off in their practice, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng shook his head.

"You kids nowadays are so lucky. Back then we had to get up at three in the morning to cook, and then cut grass to feed the sheep."

Shen He turned around to look at Gan Yu with a confused look on his face, and Gan Yu's cheeks turned slightly red.

Xianyun continued, "Then I had to walk more than ten kilometers along the mountain road to go to school, and when I had a holiday I had to help the adults with farm work."

【Ying: To be honest, I feel suffocated.】

【Luo Yu: Anyway, I haven’t experienced it.】

[Fanes: Me too]

[Nibelungen: +1]

【Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, this situation is indeed not good.】

[Wendy: Hey, this kind of situation is almost impossible to happen in our Mondstadt.]

【Luo Yu: This situation mainly occurs in Liyue.】

Inawa

"Mom, what are we having for dinner today?"

“All I do all day is eat and do nothing else”

"Okay, then I won't eat it."

"You don't eat all day long, are you trying to cultivate immortality?"

"Blank"

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

[Kujo Sara: @Thunder Cannon, Major General, the General is just concerned about you.]

【Thunder Cannon: I know】

[General Raiden: But then again, it's understandable that you don't want to eat your mother's cooking.]

【Raiden Zhen: Indeed】

[Ding, Zhongli, please choose one of the following rewards.]

1. Let all Chinese parents recognize their mistakes and correct them.

2. Personality improvement.

【Zhongli: I choose one.】

【Ding, selection successful.】

[Luo Yu: This action is beneficial in this life and will be passed down through the ages]

Wendy: It's rare to hear you speak so highly of someone.

【Fanes: This is the truth.】

【Nibelungen: Indeed】

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, why are you glowing?]

Phanes: Just now, I felt an extremely strong force of faith.

【Luo Yu: This is the reward】

[Ding, reward Xiao: Eat enough and grow taller]

[Eat enough to grow taller. As long as you eat regularly and have a balanced diet, you will grow taller slowly until you become a normal adult male.]

[Fushe: This time, Jinpeng can't find any excuses to skip meals.]

[Response: I'll go to Wanmintang and order a table.]

Xiangling: Okay.

Xiao: No need.

[Ding, reward Azar for becoming a follower of the Great Compassion Tree King]

Hazard: It’s my honor

[Great Compassion Tree King: Good, this way, you can also protect yourself.]

Ahmar: Now I am the only one without any dependents.

【Luo Yu: Isn't there some relic of the God King?】

Ahmar: What the hell is that? I won't acknowledge anyone except Kusela.

Kucera: It is my honor, Lord Red King.

[Ding, reward Nashida's skill, Mirror Flower and Water Moon]

[Mirror Flower, Water Moon, an ability from another world, after system transformation, this ability controls the five senses to make the enemy have a wrong perception of the target, called complete hypnosis, which can make the enemy lose the ability to judge things in the world.]

[Nashida: This skill is too powerful]

【Luo Yu: It’s a pity that it’s useless to me】

[Ying: @Luo Yu, I'd like to ask if there are any illusions that could be useful to you.]

【Luo Yu:No】

[Ding, reward: one True Lord Liuyunjifeng Gundam]

[Master Liuyunjifeng: Such an ingenious mechanical technique]

【Return to the End: Coming Soon】

[Ding, reward: Ganyu Golden Qilin Seal]

[Golden Qilin Seal, one of the five weapons of Emperor Lin Tian, mainly used for killing]

[Luo Yu: This thing alone is shit]

【Ying: Together】

【Luo Yu: That’s okay】