Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Jiang Yueyang looked at Emperor Yuan on the dragon throne with an intriguing gaze, and Emperor Yuan didn't know where to look.

What are you looking at? Who doesn’t have some embarrassing moments?

Don't you?

I don’t believe it!

Emperor Yuan was trying to save his own dignity in his heart. He was a typical example of someone who was not justified but was arrogant!

The system cried out, "Host, do you even need to ask whether I kissed you? Master Xie was even kissed to tears."

【Crying?】

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang slowly shifted her gaze to Xie Xu who was standing upright.

His resolute face was as if carved by a knife and an axe, with clear lines. His eyes were deep and sharp, as if they could see through everything, making people dare not look directly at him.

Xie Xu today is nothing like he was before.

System: [That's right! Lord Xie, who had been bullied, cried and went to his mother for help. Old Madam Xie looked at the emperor who patted his chest and promised that he would take responsibility, and didn't know how to explain to him that Xie Xu was a man.

Later, when the Emperor said he would tell the late Emperor about this, Old Lady Xie had no choice but to strip Lord Xie Xu of his clothes, allowing the Emperor to see the similarities between the two.

Similarities?

Everyone present understood the meaning of this similarity, and a picture immediately appeared in their minds.

Ouch~ Can this be broadcast?

In order to prevent Jiang Yueyang from noticing, Duke Yingguo and others brought up something they had originally planned to talk about in a few days.

In short, they tried every possible way to delay the end of the court session.

Jiang Yueyang's mouth twitched. [So...did His Majesty go crazy at that time?]

[I'm not crazy, I just cry when I see Master Xie. Because of this, I've earned the nickname "little crybaby."]

Little crybaby?

Jiang Yueyang was amused. [No wonder His Majesty is acting like a spoiled child. What about Master Xie? Has Master Xie been dealt a blow?]

【Thank you, Master. He is very happy.】

[Happy?] Jiang Yueyang didn't understand. [He was actually happy after being kissed by His Majesty? Is this world really that crazy?]

All the civil and military officials secretly raised their eyelids to glance at Xie Xu in front of them. Sir Xie didn't look like a homosexual.

The system explained: [Because of this incident, Lord Xie can be a man again. He has always wanted to fight in battle and defend his country like his father. Therefore, he is very grateful to the emperor for kissing him.]

Jiang Yueyang: [……]

All the civil and military officials felt a little regretful for some reason. It seemed that His Majesty and Lord Xie were quite compatible.

Emperor Yuan: So... on the first day Xie Xu changed back into men's clothes, he came to me and said that he would protect me forever and that he was loyal to me because I kissed him, allowing him to be a man again?

No! I won’t listen! I won’t listen!

Jiang Yueyang's eyes moved back and forth between Emperor Yuan and Xie Xu, and he said shockingly: [You've got to say, Your Majesty and Lord Xie are quite a good match.

If I were to write their story, it would be called "The Crying Emperor, the Iron-Blooded General's Love" or "The Imperial General's Storm," something like this two-strong pairing. What do you think? Is there a market for it?]

System Starry Eyes: [Master, I want to see what kind of gifts I can give to get more updates? I have a little money.]

Civil and military officials: I agree.

Emperor Yuan: What are you writing? You are not allowed to write!

Jiang Yueyang: […Forget it, eating melon is more suitable for me. Little melon, continue eating melon.]

Emperor Yuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "You're sensible."

Upon hearing that Jiang Yueyang was going to continue eating melons, the officials who had been delaying the end of the court session all fell silent.

Emperor Yuan sneered in his heart, thinking, are you thinking of leaving court now?

I don't allow it!

Emperor Yuan said with a half-smile, "Duke Yingguo, I don't quite understand what you just said. Please repeat it.

Also, Mr. Yang, I think your suggestion is very good. After the Duke of Ying finishes speaking, please tell me in detail. Mr. Su..."

When Jiang Yueyang heard Emperor Yuan mention the names of several colleagues, he immediately looked worried.

How long will this last? My feet are sore from standing so much. Hey, how about I go squat in the toilet for half an hour?

Emperor Yuan: “…”

The system was speechless, but still responded to every word, "That's good. Anyway, the host is thick-skinned and doesn't care about other people's opinions. But when the time comes, please lock me up in the dark room. I can't bear it."

【I don’t really need to go to the bathroom! 】

But you have to go in, right?

This remark aroused Jiang Yueyang's rebellious psychology. She snorted and said, "I won't. We agreed to share happiness and hardship. I will not abandon you."

system:【……】

Jiang Yueyang ignored the downed system, adjusted his hat and official uniform, and walked out.

"Your Majesty, minister..."

"Shut up. Do you understand the importance of respecting the elderly and loving the young? The Duke of England and the others haven't finished speaking yet. Stand back!" Emperor Yuan interrupted her.

The Duke of England immediately said, "Your Majesty, I have finished speaking."

"You're not done yet."

"I have finished speaking."

"I think you haven't finished speaking. Think about it again. Is there anything you forgot to say?"

Emperor Yuan was so majestic without even getting angry that the Duke of Ying dared not disobey him again.

Jiang Yueyang snorted in his heart and stood back in the team very dissatisfied.

【Little melon, they teamed up to play me! 】

Emperor Yuan's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. Could it be that she discovered that we could hear her thoughts?

Minister Jiang was a little excited. Did his daughter finally realize that something was wrong?

System: [How did they play you?]

The Duke of England clearly has nothing to say, but Your Majesty insists he continue. Your Majesty doesn't want me to speak! It's really hard for the Duke of England, at his age, to play along with him.

British Duke: I am offended...

Emperor Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was not discovered.

Minister Jiang held his forehead with his hand, thinking that his daughter was still too naive.

The Third Prince secretly said to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, "My Royal Highness, the Crown Princess you chose doesn't seem very smart."

"Huh? Who are you calling unintelligent?"

The Third Prince shrank his neck and immediately said, "I, I, I said I'm not smart."

After saying this, he glanced at the Crown Prince's face and muttered softly, "Isn't this because the Crown Princess is so protective of her? Won't she be controlled tightly in the future?"

"I'm happy to do that." He was just afraid that she wouldn't give him a chance.

Lu Yunting heard every word of their private conversation. The prince was very kind to her...

Jiang Yueyang chattered to the system and scolded Emperor Yuan for a long time before she felt a little better.

[Forget it, I, the Prime Minister, have a broad mind and will not argue with him.]

Emperor Yuan rolled his eyes fiercely and said, "How dare you call yourself the prime minister? Aren't you ashamed?"

At this time, Emperor Yuan could never have imagined that more than ten years later, he would personally push Jiang Yueyang to the position of Prime Minister.

The system tutted twice and said, "Host, your face is now thicker than a city wall."

[Enough of the nonsense. This morning's court session is probably going to take quite a while, so hurry up and serve the melon.]

The system is very positive about eating melons.

【Then let me tell you some interesting stories about the British public. 】

Emperor Yuan: Well done!