Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Jiang Yueyang suddenly opened her eyes, and then saw that His Majesty was arguing with the Left Prime Minister for some unknown reason.

Moreover, it seems that Your Majesty is the one in the wrong.

Jiang Yueyang clicked his tongue and shook his head. "This emperor and his minister have a small quarrel every two days, and a big one every three days. Aren't they tired of it? Your Majesty, too. You know you can't win an argument with the Left Prime Minister, but you still argue. Why? Afterwards, you still have to admit your mistakes and correct them."

Hearing this, Emperor Yuan was a little dissatisfied. What did he mean by he couldn't argue with that old bastard Wen Zhiyuan?

He was... that was giving in to him!

System: [Host, you don't understand. Beating is love, scolding is love.]

Emperor Yuan and the Left Prime Minister both groaned in their hearts. Whoever fights with him is a lover and whoever scolds him is a lover!

Because of this sentence, Emperor Yuan and the Left Prime Minister quarreled even more fiercely.

"Wen Zhiyuan, do you really think I won't kill you?"

"Your Majesty, calm down."

Many officials came out to mediate, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, His Royal Highness Prince Huan and others also skillfully found excuses to give His Majesty a way out.

Jiang Yueyang whispered to the system: "Little melon, don't think that His Majesty quarrels with Lord Zuo Xiang all the time and always dislikes him, but in fact, he really likes Lord Zuo Xiang."

[I know this, but how did you figure it out, host?]

[Yesterday, Gu Ruo told me that Her Royal Highness the Princess told her that His Majesty wanted to recruit Wen Jinnian, the second son of the Left Prime Minister, as the Princess's consort.

If Your Majesty didn't like the Left Prime Minister, how could he possibly marry his beloved daughter to him?

Emperor Yuan: “…”

The Left Prime Minister glanced at Emperor Yuan, who looked a little uncomfortable on the dragon throne, and asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to become my in-law?"

Jiang Yueyang's words instantly calmed down the two people who were arguing fiercely.

[Hmm? Are you not arguing anymore?]

Jiang Yueyang nodded to himself, "Yes, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has already handed over the stairs. If Your Majesty doesn't follow the steps, I'm afraid it will end badly."

The system agreed, [That's right! He was reluctant to chop off the Left Prime Minister's head, so in the end he had to act coquettishly with the Empress, asking her to mediate with the Left Prime Minister on his behalf.]

Emperor Yuan was almost ashamed, and the civil and military officials were almost unable to hold back their anger.

behave in a spoiled manner?

Your Majesty actually knows how to act like a spoiled child?

Your Majesty, the wise and mighty one, what does it look like when you act like a spoiled child?

The thoughts of the civil and military officials gradually drifted away, and the image of His Majesty acting coquettishly gradually appeared in their minds.

puff!

The third prince couldn't help laughing, and Emperor Yuan's sharp eyes immediately swept over him.

hiccup~

The third prince burped in fear and performed a perfect smile-disappearing trick.

He swallowed and stood there at a loss.

Emperor Yuan asked coldly, "Is it funny?"

The third prince Yuan Hao shook his head repeatedly, not daring to say a word.

Emperor Yuan snorted coldly, retracted his gaze, glanced around, and said, "Do you have anything else to report, my Lords?"

He wanted to finish the morning court quickly, otherwise he would lose all face. The old man Zuo Xiang must be very proud of himself right now!

The Minister of Agriculture stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have been focusing on increasing grain production and have never thought about finding more food to eat.

I think we can find another way. Daxia is rich in resources and there must be many edible foods that we are not familiar with.

Emperor Yuan knew that the Minister of Agriculture was trying to use this opportunity to bring up potatoes, so he played along and asked, "Are you saying you've found a new edible food?"

"I recently heard about a food called 'potatoes' that is edible and has a good yield per acre."

Emperor Yuan subconsciously looked at Jiang Yueyang's reaction, but she didn't react at all, as if she didn't hear it.

【Ah... I'm so sleepy.】

Jiang Yueyang took advantage of the adult in front of her to cover her mouth and yawned loudly.

[Little melon, tell me something lighthearted and funny to help me out. The melons I've read lately are too heavy, either rebellious or dead.]

[Let me see... I got it!] The system chuckled, [Let me tell you about the unknown secrets between the Emperor and Lord Xie Xu.]

Xie Xu, who was allowed to carry a sword to court, suddenly trembled with his hands and the sword in his hand almost fell out of his hand.

Emperor Yuan felt something was wrong when he heard the system's evil laugh. Sure enough, the blame had fallen on him again.

By the way, what secrets do he and Xie Xu have?

Jiang Yueyang's sleepiness vanished when she heard the system's words. Her eyes sparkled as she urged, "Hurry up and tell me. What's the secret?"

The system coughed twice and then began to narrate like a storyteller, "Host, what do you think of Mr. Xie?"

[Heroic, majestic, and awe-inspiring! ]

Emperor Yuan felt a little jealous. You are so generous in praising Xie Xu, but why don’t you praise me?

Either I'm blind or there's something wrong with my brain.

It's you, Jiang Yueyang. If it were someone else, he would have been chopped countless times.

System: [They say girls change a lot when they grow up, but boys also change a lot when they grow up. When Master Xie was young, he looked like a little girl. Old Madam Xie liked girls, so she dressed him up as a girl and had the servants call him "Big Girl." As a result, Xie Xu thought he was a girl until he was five years old.]

As soon as these words were spoken, all the memories that had been buried for a long time suddenly emerged.

Emperor Yuan's face turned red instantly. No, no, I have to think of a way. I can't let her continue talking.

The corners of Xie Xu's mouth twitched. Oh no, his image is going to be ruined.

"Lord Yu, I've already understood the matter of searching for new food. We'll discuss the details later. Today's morning court session is over..."

"Your Majesty, I have something else to ask you." Duke Ying interrupted Emperor Yuan.

He believed that he was loyal to Daxia and devoted himself to the cause, and was not afraid of being criticized.

So, they stopped Emperor Yuan from sneaking away.

The other officials also understood what was going on and stepped forward to say that they had something to request.

"Your Majesty, I have something to report."

The emperor is subject to the same punishment as the common people if he breaks the law, and he must be treated equally when being eaten as a melon. No one can escape!

Emperor Yuan, who had already left his seat, was forced to sit back down under pressure from his ministers.

The system continued: [Once, the emperor accompanied the late emperor to visit the Xie family. The mischievous emperor ran around happily in the Xie family and bumped into Master Xie, who was dressed as a girl.

When Master Xie was little, he was very cute. Anyone who didn't know him wouldn't have guessed he was a young prince. The emperor immediately fell in love with the chubby, adorable Master Xie. He innocently said he would marry Master Xie when he grew up.

Emperor Yuan accepted his fate the moment he sat down. He had already lost face enough, so this one thing wouldn't matter.

Jiang Yueyang laughed heartily. [And then?]

Unfortunately, the emperor's intentions were unrelenting. Lord Xie felt the emperor was too delicate and didn't want to play house with him. Later, the emperor heard from somewhere that if he kissed a girl, she would have to marry him. So, he embraced Lord Xie and started to nibble on him.

[Kiss... kiss? ]