Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again

Is this "Counting Ducks"?

【Lost three?】

[That's it! I'll just say I didn't study hard in elementary school! I can't even sing a nursery rhyme.]

I suspect the nine-year compulsory education I attended as a child was pirated...

[Uh… It's over. I've been brainwashed again. Bombing the school. I just recovered, but this time, I'm hearing three digits around my ears.]

.........

In the audience, the director and host Xiao Sa looked at each other, bewildered...

Director: "Is this how you sing Counting Ducks?"

Host Xiao Sa: "Should be...right?"

Director: “Are you sure?”

Host Xiao Sa: "Should I... be sure?"

"Director, it's famous, completely famous!" A staff member said in panic, holding his mobile phone!

The director said slowly: "Why are you in such a hurry? Can't you speak more slowly?"

"It's popular, completely popular..."

"Where's the fire? If there's a fire, call 119. What's the point of telling me?"

"It's not a fire, it's the show that's popular!" The staff member immediately handed the phone in his hand to the director!

The director took the phone suspiciously.

No, isn't this a sudden happiness?

Some self-media accounts posted the "School Song" sung by the little girl Du Ziteng on the music platform.

In just a few hours, the number of views has exceeded one million...

Hot searches on the headlines: [School Song] [Li Yanran] [Du Ziteng] [BMW Celebrity Revealed…]

The director was so excited that he was incoherent: "It's a hit, it's completely a hit..."

While the director was excited, Lin Xiaoxiao, who had spent money to buy the trending search, was in tears.

In order to make Li Yanran wear fake goods to participate in the variety show and send it to the headlines, Lin Xiaoxiao privately spent hundreds of thousands of yuan.

I originally wanted to make Li Yanran look bad, but now I have become the joke.

The trending search that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars suddenly fell into oblivion...

The hot search on the headlines was forcibly pushed down within a few minutes.

And... and Li Yanran stole the spotlight.

All this is because of Li Yanran, my precious daughter.

Lin Xiaoxiao stamped her feet angrily, took out her phone and dialed:

"Hey, how do you do things? You took my money, but where did the headlines about Li Yanran wearing fake goods go?"

A helpless voice came from the other end of the phone: "We don't want this to happen either.

But... Du Ziteng is so popular online that the trending headline we posted was pushed down within a few minutes."

Lin Xiaoxiao was unwilling to give in. "I don't care what methods you use. Since you took my money, the fact that Li Yanran is wearing fakes must be on the headlines."

……

At this moment, in the studio, the chief director seemed to have found a new direction for the program and excitedly said to the host Xiao Sa:

"Xiao Sa, try your best to get these two little guys to sing a few more songs,

I want this kind of magical song!"

Host Xiao Sa...

Sometimes, the host industry is really speechless~_~

The two little girls, Xiao Teng Teng and Zhang Tuantuan, completely let themselves go on the stage.

Instead of driving others crazy, it is better to drive yourself crazy first.

What's more, they are still children, and they are so cute when they are crazy?

After a few minutes, the world finally quieted down.

However! Everyone's ears are always ringing with "lost three"

……

As expected, the magical brainwashing songs make people feel relaxed and happy, and can't calm down for a long time...

"Xiao Sa, why are you just standing there? Let these two little girls continue singing...

Don’t stop…don’t stop.”

The host Xiao Sa was speechless...Don't...stop...

Listen, is what the director said human language?

Is this something you can say without paying?

Jokes aside, don’t joke about your career, the host Xiao Sa quickly came on stage!

The professional fake smile was still on his face, but this time it was somewhat unnatural:

"The children's song Counting Ducks sung by Du Ziteng and Zhang Tuantuan just now was really unique. I'm sorry, everyone. The magical voices of these two little girls are still in my head.

I have to admit that being cute is just a side job for these two little girls, and singing is their main job.

Let's give a big round of applause and invite the two little girls to sing another song for everyone, okay?"

For a moment, the studio was filled with thunderous applause...

Xiao Teng Teng glanced at the host Xiao Sa, and responded to the host Xiao Sa in a cute way:

"Bad uncle, I won't sing today. I'm hungry and I'm going to drink milk!

Sister Tuantuan, are you hungry too? I have a lot of snacks. Let's go eat together, okay?

At this moment, Zhang Tuantuan seemed to have become a younger sister, and nodded hurriedly in a daze:

"Okay, okay!"

Xiao Teng Teng's chubby little hand held Zhang Tuantuan's and they happily walked towards the backstage...

"Sister Tuantuan! Do you like drinking Wahaha?"

"Yeah, I like it."

"Sister Tuantuan! Do you like Xizhilang jelly?"

"Yeah, I like it."

"Wow! Sister Tuantuan, everything you like is what I like. What a coincidence!"

"Really? Little Teng Teng!"

"Really? My mom bought me so much. Let's measure it together!"

“Okay?

Host Xiao Sa...

No, if the two kids can’t handle it themselves, is the host’s job in danger?

Li Yanran quickly reached out to cover her stunning little face, praying silently in her heart!

My little ancestor can’t see me, can’t see me…

"Mama..."

Damn, the sound of the numbers is undoubtedly that of his precious daughter Du Ziteng.

At this moment, Li Yanran felt uneasy when she heard her daughter Du Ziteng's voice.

Daughter, just embarrass yourself, but don’t drag me, your mother, into this, okay?

Also, who did you learn this modified nursery rhyme from?

Could it be that that dead husband of mine taught him this?

"Mom, I'm hungry and want some milk, and sister Tuantuan wants some Wahaha!

Mom, Mom,

Mommy, hold me, Mommy, hold me!"

Little Teng Teng begged for a hug in a sweet voice.

The director secretly praised his own rationality.

Fortunately, I arranged for a photographer to follow the two little guys when they left the stage.

This is a lot of traffic that must be seized.

You know, a modified nursery rhyme by two little guys made the popularity of the live broadcast room increase at a double speed.

If possible, these two little guys can debut directly on the TV station right here...

In the lounge, Zhang Chenxi stared at the live camera, his back teeth creaking faintly.

Originally, he wanted to use this performance opportunity to let his son Zhou Peng steal the show, thus paving the way for his son's star career.

Unexpectedly, the two little girls took advantage of it for free.

[These two little girls are so adorable, especially Du Ziteng. This little girl has truly taken hold of my heart.]

[With such a cute daughter, you'd probably wake up laughing even in your sleep, right?]

[Not only are these two little guys cute, they also sing beautifully!]

Although Zhang Tuantuan is a country girl, she is so cute. I really don’t understand why some netizens are so mean to her.

[That's right, those netizens who were previously criticizing this mother and daughter have been slapped in the face now. Zhang Tuantuan is not only cute, but also sings beautifully. If this were my daughter, I would wake up laughing in my sleep.]

……

It's a big hit, it's a huge hit. The variety show "Celebrity Moms Revealed" has been a hit on all major platforms since it was aired for just one day.

The director silently took out the necessary blood pressure medication from his pocket!