Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again
Chapter 30 Doudou is a dog
"Sister Tuantuan, don't be afraid.
Teng Teng Wo will protect you, Dou Dou Wo dares to beat you,
You dare to beat up the bad uncle!"
In the live broadcast room, a three-year-old little dough boy was seen looking fierce and aggressive with his teeth and claws bared!
Netizens in the live broadcast room were deeply attracted by Xiao Teng Teng's cuteness:
[Haha, Du Ziteng is so cute...]
[Whose little tiger is this? He's so domineering, but I like him...]
[This little girl is so clever and cunning. She can't even stand on her own, yet she still wants to protect others!]
[Could this be a fist as big as a sandbag, a red bean paste bun?]
.........
The host Xiao Sa was confused, I am a bad uncle, then who is Doudou?
Confused, the host, Xiao Sa, asked Xiao Teng Teng, "Excuse me, who is Doudou? Is he very powerful?"
Little Teng Teng pouted: "It's really powerful, it bites my nest at every turn..."
It is normal for children to fight and bite each other. The host Xiao Sa did not find anything wrong and asked Xiao Teng Teng again:
"Do you and Doudou often fight?"
"They often fight, but it can never beat the nest." Little Teng Teng said proudly.
"You said I was a bad uncle, but uncles are not as bad as Doudou, right?"
"Compared to Doudou, you are not a bad uncle." Little Tengteng pouted and retracted her little fist!
"The host uncle is definitely not a bad uncle!" Xiao Sa showed a hint of pride on his face!
"Although you are not a bad uncle, you are a stupid uncle." Xiao Teng Teng covered her mouth and laughed.
Stupid uncle?
Just when the host Xiao Sa was confused, Xiao Teng Teng made another shocking statement, giving the host Xiao Sa a sudden shock.
"Doudou is a dog, not a child, you stupid uncle."
Uh...dog?
Family members, I am completely speechless~_~
The host Xiao Sa's embarrassment was written all over his face...
After all this time, you're comparing yourself to a dog?
[Haha, I’m dying of laughter, dying of laughter]
【New brains are useful.】
【Bad Uncle = Doudou, Doudou = puppy, host = bad uncle,
This is truly an impeccable math problem…]
……
Xiao Teng Teng's casual remark unexpectedly caused another uproar on the Internet...
Backstage, Li Yanran was scrolling through the live comments, and couldn't help but look very unhappy...
Uh……
Should I consider quitting this variety show? Has the host been offended by me?
To be more precise, he was offended by his own daughter. Is it too late to rush up and carry his precious daughter off the stage?
Xiao Teng Teng seemed to be nonchalant. Seeing Zhang Tuantuan smiling happily, she was happy too!
"Sister Tuantuan, Teng Tengwo just sang, do you want to sing?"
Little Tengteng asked earnestly and adorably...
Zhang Tuantuan no longer had the courage she had just now, and tentatively raised her head to ask for her mother's opinion.
Seeing her daughter happy, Sister Li couldn't help but smile.
On the stage, Sister Li was also inexperienced and didn't know what the host would ask her and her daughter to do next. She could only glance at the host Xiao Sa and listen to Xiao Sa's next arrangements!
The host Xiao Sa was also amused by the cute looks of these two little cuties.
But due to the professional qualities of a professional host, Xiao Sa still tried to remain calm.
No, this little guy Du Ziteng won’t come up with another hit song, right?
Should we safely hand over this stage to these two children?
Let's leave it to these two kids. I'm always worried.
Let's not let these two kids perform. It's a bit inappropriate in the live broadcast...
After hesitating for two seconds, the host Xiao Sa finally made his choice.
Although everyone was surprised by Du Ziteng's appearance on stage,
But now that things have come to this, we should always find a way to remedy the situation.
Forget it, just go for it. He’s just a three-year-old kid. Is there any nursery rhyme more incredible than “Blow Up the School”?
The host, Xiao Sa, moved closer to Zhang Tuantuan and Xiao Tengteng, a professional smile on his face.
"Uncle will leave the rest of the stage to these two kids, okay?"
Little Teng Teng said seriously: "Okay⊙?⊙! I want to sing."
Turning around, Xiao Teng Teng asked Zhang Tuantuan, "Sister Tuantuan, we're singing together. What song are you singing?"
Zhang Tuantuan's dark little face pondered for a moment, then he remembered a nursery rhyme he knew:
"Little Teng Teng, can you sing Counting Ducks?"
Little Teng Teng's eyes lit up: "I can, I can, Sister Tuantuan, if you sing this song, I will sing "Counting Ducks"
Xiao Teng Teng's behavior made many netizens laugh.
The little girl's "School Song" just now was quite explosive.
When I think of it now, the melody still echoes in my ears!
At this moment, Zhang Tuantuan under the camera is less nervous and less embarrassed, and his face is filled with the smile that a child should have.
In the live broadcast room, everyone took a closer look and found that this little country girl was also cute and adorable.
Although standing next to Xiao Teng Teng, Zhang Tuantuan lacks some of the agility that a child should have,
However, we have to admit that this little girl Zhang Tuantuan is incomparably cute!
Her cuteness is not that of a silly little girl, but rather like a tough little adult.
Zhang Tuantuan tentatively asked the host Xiao Sa:
"Uncle, can Xiao Teng Teng and I sing Counting Ducks?"
The host Xiao Sa agreed without hesitation: "Sure, kid,
Sound engineer, get ready.
Now, let's hand the stage over to my two lovely children, okay?"
Compared to the monotonous and scripted variety shows, netizens are actually looking forward to the singing of these two little girls.
The spotlights converged on the two little girls. At this moment, in the camera, Xiao Teng Teng and Zhang Tuantuan were faintly surrounded by the spotlights.
Little Teng Teng's princess dress is sparkling and lovely, smart and noble.
Zhang Tuantuan also looks a bit cute and shy under the lights!
At this moment...in the live broadcast room, everyone seemed to see two little princesses sparkling in front of the camera.
The two little guys, Xiao Teng Teng and Zhang Tuantuan, didn't care about their stage image at all. What were they whispering happily?
The familiar melody of the nursery rhyme once again sounded in the center of the entire studio stage!
In the studio, everyone pricked up their ears, looking forward to the wonderful performance of these two little guys!
Suddenly, everyone's brains were completely blown away...
No, are you sure this is [Counting Ducks]?
All the nursery rhymes I learned during my nine years of compulsory education turned out to be fake?
Is this a children's song? This is clearly a DJ...
The two little guys spoke happily at the same time:
"Dangdangdang, lidangdang
Lidenglililidongdongdong
Under the bridge in front of the gate,
It swam past a flock of ducks,
Come on, come on and count them.
Why did you lose three...?
Li Yanran was completely speechless. As expected, her precious daughter never let her down in terms of embarrassment.
Sister Li was also laughing happily, watching her daughter Zhang Tuantuan singing hard and dancing cutely on the stage.
If it weren't for the clever little girl Xiao Teng Teng who insisted on dragging her daughter to sing,
I don't know how cheerful my daughter is.
And my daughter has a very nice voice...
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