Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear to see her so depressed, so he asked, "Youyou, why do you have to pick on the One Page Love Test? Didn't Aze just say it? It has no scientific basis and is unreliable."

Tang Youyou said, "But love is something that cannot be explained by science. Besides, I'm not against this love test, it's Guan Gu who's against me."

Lin Ze and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other. What the hell is going on? This can even be linked to Guan Gu. Lin Ze sighed and gestured to Zeng Xiaoxian, "You go ahead."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head. You thought of me for such a thing? I'm a millionaire, don't I have any face? But apparently no one cared.

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to say, "Since you've said that, then don't play with Guan Gu anymore. Give him the cold shoulder for a while. Also, if you're really bored, you can go play with Ziqiao. He's always free. If that doesn't work, you can also go find Zhang Wei."

Tang Youyou glanced at him and said helplessly, "Zhang Wei has been preparing for the judicial examination recently. He's completely immersed in the sea of ​​books. How could he have time to accompany me? Yesterday, I asked him to come out to play Werewolf, but it was Aze who told him to combine work and rest, otherwise he wouldn't have come out."

"As for my unreliable nephew, do you think he has time to play with me? I guess he's thinking about picking up girls again."

As the saying goes, if you speak of the devil, he will appear. Looking at Lu Ziqiao rushing over, Lin Ze said with a smile: "Youyou, your nephew is here. If you have anything to say, just tell him directly."

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion, "What do you want to tell me? Forget it, whatever you want to say to me, just wait. Look at me, what do you think of my look today?"

The three of them looked him up and down. He was wearing a white shirt and a tie, not much different from usual. If there was any difference, it was the fake beard. There was an inexplicable sense of incongruity, which made the three of them want to laugh.

Lu Ziqiao looked at the three silent people and urged them, "Don't just stand there. Comment on my new look. Isn't it awesome?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to speak: "What is that caterpillar on your mouth?"

Lin Ze said, "Teacher Zeng, you are mistaken. That is not a caterpillar, it is clearly a slug."

As they spoke, the two couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Lu Ziqiao's smile froze on his face. He had thought that he could hear a different evaluation from Aze, but he didn't expect that he was too happy too early.

Tang Youyou reached out and touched it, then said, "I thought it was painted on. It scared me."

Lu Ziqiao looked at the two people who were laughing non-stop and said immediately: "That's enough, you two. This is called a beard, not a caterpillar, let alone a slug. You two should be serious."

Zeng Xiaoxian restrained his smile and asked unhappily, "What are you doing? This thing was not available last night."

Lu Ziqiao explained, "Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. I'm doing a very important experiment, and this is a very important prop."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Tang Youyou and asked for help: "Aunt, lend me some money."

Tang Youyou didn't refuse immediately, but asked: "First, what do you mean by experiment?"

Lin Ze said directly: "What else could it be? Of course, it's the attraction of bearded boys to girls. In other words, he is trying to seduce girls again."

Lu Ziqiao gave Lin Ze a look of praise: "Aze, you really understand me, but don't say it in front of my aunt."

Tang Youyou looked at him helplessly: "Nephew, if that's the case, then I really don't have it."

Lu Ziqiao didn't force it and looked directly at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you won't let me down, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian took out forty yuan from his trouser pocket and said, "This is all the cash I have left on me. I have no problem lending it to you, but I'm afraid you'll get beaten!"

Lu Ziqiao took the forty yuan directly and said with a confident smile: "Don't worry about me, just watch my performance here, De'er." Then he walked towards the target.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at his back and whispered to Tang Youyou: "Did he drink too much fake milk powder and ruin his brain? What can he do with forty yuan? He can only buy a glass of wine."

Tang Youyou still defended her eldest nephew: "Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao is not like you. He never drinks fake milk powder."

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at her and corrected her: "I don't drink fake milk powder either, thank you."

Then he continued, "What happened to him? Is he mentally ill, or has his endocrine system been disrupted? Or did his male hormones explode overnight? Did he take the wrong medicine?"

Tang Youyou nodded when he heard this: "Teacher Zeng, I really appreciate your use of the word 'again'. I don't know what's wrong with him lately, he's always worried about gains and losses."

Lin Ze guessed: "Maybe he's reached menopause?"

Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed: "Aze, stop joking, how can men have menopause?"

Lin Ze did not continue the topic, but said: "I bet that Ziqiao will be beaten this time, believe it or not."

Looking at Lv Ziqiao chatting with a girl not far away, Zeng Xiaoxian said with some disbelief: "Although Ziqiao is not very reliable in other things, I still admire him when it comes to picking up girls. After all, this is one of his few strengths. I don't think he will fail."

Tang Youyou became interested and asked excitedly: "Are you going to make a bet? I can be your notary. What is your bet?"

Lin Ze thought for a moment, then said, "How about a bet on the Tathagata Palm?"

Zeng Xiaoxian took a step back and said in horror: "Do you really have to bet so much? Or should we be more civilized?"

Lin Ze explained: "Listen to me, let's make a bet. No matter who wins or loses, the slap will be on Ziqiao's face. What do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned at first, then said with a grim smile: "I like this, that's it." The two of them ignored Tang Youyou and looked at Lu Ziqiao not far away.

Zeng Xiaoxian silently cheered for Lu Ziqiao in his heart, "Ziqiao, you have to give it your all! Don't let me down."

Then the three of them saw that not long after they started chatting, Lu Ziqiao burst into a scream because the girl opposite him tore off the beard he had stuck on and slapped him: "Go home and screw yourself." Then she left the bar angrily.

When Lin Ze saw this scene, he smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, I won."

"Is there even a single normal person here? How come everyone has changed so much since I left? If idiots could fly, this place would be like an airport. Thankfully, Aze and Yumo are still normal, but can you two please stop showing affection in front of me and consider the feelings of single people?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was about to break.

Seeing that he was not in high spirits, Lin Ze suggested: "How about I give that slap to you? Youyou is still here, so the sooner we get it over with, the sooner it's over."

Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, then walked towards Lu Ziqiao aggressively. Lu Ziqiao thought he would be comforted, but he didn't expect that what he got was the Tathagata Palm, and he was completely stunned.

Zeng Xiaoxian exhaled and said excitedly: "Great!"