Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 182 A memorable day
Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, the three of them looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?"
Hu Yifei scoffed mercilessly, "You have such a brilliant mind, maybe taking anesthesia would make you even more brilliant?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei seriously: "Hu Yifei, I'm serious. I'm not joking."
Hu Yifei laughed even louder when she heard this, and apologized insincerely: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, but I really couldn't help it."
After a long while, Hu Yifei finally managed to suppress her laughter. Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who looked grim, she suggested, "If you're really afraid of damaging your brain, you can just pull it out without anesthesia, brave man."
Zeng Xiaoxian glared at her and said, "You are such a vicious woman. What else can I do if I don't beat you to death?"
Hu Yifei didn't take it seriously: "Is this your first day meeting me? I'm just that kind of woman. If you don't agree, just hold it in."
Zeng Xiaoxian carefully compared the two's fighting power, then turned his head away: "A good man doesn't fight with a woman."
Hu Yifei sneered: "Is this your only excuse? Fortunately, men don't fight women. I wish you could fight me, but unfortunately, you don't have the ability."
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and looked at Lin Ze who was sitting on the sofa. He said with a smirk, "Aze, can I discuss something with you?"
Lin Ze refused without mercy: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zeng, I'm busy now."
Hu Yifei laughed mercilessly.
Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath and his tooth started to hurt again.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei placed a hand on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and said with a firm look, "Since you don't like going to the hospital, Teacher Zeng, I have a folk remedy. When we were in the orphanage, whenever it was time for us to get our teeth replaced, the teacher would help us pull them out this way."
Lin Ze advised: "Zhang Wei, you said this method is for replacing teeth, but Teacher Zeng has cavities, will it work?"
Zhang Wei's eyes were firm: "It's okay, trust me."
Zeng Xiaoxian only cared about one question: "Does it hurt?"
Zhang Wei showed his signature smile: "Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, it doesn't hurt at all."
The two men quickly took action, found a fishing line, tied one end to Zeng Xiaoxian's rotten tooth and the other end to the door handle.
After tying it, Zhang Wei introduced: "This is called the door-opening tooth extraction method. I've tied your wisdom tooth to the doorknob. All you have to do is wait here. As soon as someone opens the door, you can use the force of the other person opening the door to instantly pull your tooth out. Scientific research shows that if a person is unaware, the force of opening the door multiplied by the torque is enough to achieve the effect of tooth extraction."
Looking at Zhang Wei who was talking freely, Lin Ze couldn't help but say, "Why do I feel that this method is a bit unreliable?"
Zhang Wei quickly said, "How could that be? This method works every time. I got through it that way."
Lin Ze then asked: "Zhang Wei, I want to know which direction the gate of your orphanage opens."
Zhang Wei was lost in thought, while Guan Gu had already opened the door and was about to come in, but Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed straight to the ground. Guan Gu couldn't help but widen his eyes. What had he done?
Zhang Wei also thought of this at this time: "I remember, the door of our orphanage opens outwards."
Zeng Xiaoxian's sobs echoed throughout the room. He looked at Zhang Wei angrily and said, "I really believed your lies. When Aze said he felt it was unreliable, I should have cut the thread. Why did I have to suffer this unprovoked disaster?"
Zhang Wei lowered his head somewhat embarrassedly.
Guan Gu also understood, so he said: "You want to pull out the teeth, right? There is a very useful method in Neon, do you want to try it?" As he said that, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked expressionlessly: "Does it hurt?"
Guan Gu smiled.
The two had already changed into baseball uniforms. Zeng Xiaoxian was holding a baseball bat and temporarily forgot the pain in his teeth.
Guan Gu wrapped the string around a baseball and said, "Teacher Zeng, I've tied the string you tied your teeth with to this ball. I'll throw it to you later, and then you swing hard, trying to hit a home run. As the ball flies out, it will pull your tooth out. The most important thing is, your attention is completely focused on the ball, so you won't feel any pain at all."
Zeng Xiaoxian patted Guan Gu, signaling that he could start.
Guan Gu walked to the balcony, and Hu Yifei came over and asked, "What are you doing?"
"We're helping Teacher Zeng extract a tooth." Guan Gu put on his baseball cap, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked, "Are you ready?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently: "I'm ready."
Zhang Wei was standing behind Zeng Xiaoxian with a bucket in his hand, and said with a smile, "I'm ready too."
Then Guan Gu began his journey of throwing the ball. After two hours, the three of them were exhausted and panting.
The bored Hu Yifei had already fallen asleep on Lin Ze's shoulder.
Guan Gu gasped for breath and said, "Teacher Zeng, you can do it. I've beaten him over 1,800 times, and you haven't hit him once."
Zeng Xiaoxian refused to believe it and said, "Try again, I will definitely be able to beat him."
Hu Yifei woke up Hu Yifei at this time.
Hu Yifei asked dazedly, "What happened? Did Zeng Xiaoxian hit the ball?"
Lin Ze said expressionlessly: "No, I really can't bear to watch it anymore."
He stood beside Zeng Xiaoxian, took the baseball bat from his hand, and gestured to Guan Gu, saying, "Guan Gu, throw it."
Guan Gu threw it over with a pained expression. Lin Ze swung the bat vigorously with both hands. There was a crisp sound. Good, it was a hit. Before Guan Gu could even feel happy, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian flying towards him. There was no way to avoid him, and both of them fell to the ground.
Guan Gu couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Zeng, you should lose weight, you are too heavy."
Lin Ze looked at the baseball bat in his hand, then at the two people lying on the ground, and said embarrassedly: "It seems that I used too much force."
After helping the two of them up, Zeng Xiaoxian said somewhat dejectedly: "It's like this, and this wisdom tooth hasn't fallen out yet. I don't want to play anymore."
Hu Yifei said at this time: "Come on, both of your methods are not working. I have a secret recipe for tooth extraction from the Indian grasslands that works, the archery method."
Looking at Hu Yifei drawing her bow and arrow, Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated: "Wait a minute, why do I feel like this method is similar to the previous one?"
Hu Yifei said: "Stop talking nonsense, the arrow is on the string and has to be shot. Let's go." As Hu Yifei shot the arrow, Zeng Xiaoxian flew out with it.
The three people who witnessed this tragic scene couldn't help but shudder.
Lin Ze helped Zeng Xiaoxian into the car: "It seems that in the end we still have to use the most scientific method."
Zeng Xiaoxian said painfully: "World Love Teeth Day, I will always remember this day."
In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian's wisdom teeth were removed in the hospital.
After the recollection ended, Zeng Xiaoxian touched his left cheek, as if the torture he had suffered happened just yesterday.
His eyes were firm: "D, September 9th."
Gao Lingfeng asked as usual: "Are you sure?"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said, "I'm sure I will never forget that day."
Gao Lingfeng also announced: "Your answer just now has earned you a prize of 100,000 yuan. Congratulations, your answer is correct."
There was thunderous applause at the scene. Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.
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