Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 181 World Love Teeth Day
The people in the Love Apartment sitting in front of the TV let out excited shouts, as if they were the ones who had answered the question correctly. In short, they were sincerely proud of Zeng Xiaoxian.
Tang Youyou smiled and said, "I knew Teacher Zeng would get this question right, yeah." Then, she high-fived Zhang Wei. Guan Gu, who was standing by, withdrew his hand somewhat dejectedly. Tang Youyou pulled his hand over and clapped it again, which made Guan Gu feel better.
Yu Mo then said: "I heard Aze tell me that Mr. Zeng didn't eat for three days after eating my egg white mask last time. But every time he gets hungry at night, he can't help but make a bowl for himself. Now he's completely used to it."
Tang Youyou laughed and said, "No wonder Teacher Zeng's skin has been getting better and better recently. It's rosy, delicate, and shiny. It turns out it's because of eating this thing? Guanguan, do you want to try it too?"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu quickly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I don't have such a special hobby."
Zhang Wei then said, "Hey, do you think Teacher Zeng's behavior is considered pica?"
Tang Youyou thought for a moment, then said: "Well, why not."
Yu Mo said somewhat unhappily, "Don't talk nonsense. The mask I use is made of good stuff. How can you say that Teacher Zeng has a pica? At most, it's just a unique taste. It's no big deal."
The four of them thought about it for a moment, then agreed: "That makes sense."
"Oh no." Lu Ziqiao, who was watching alone on PPS, exclaimed at this time, attracting everyone's attention.
"What is Mr. Zeng doing? He actually used up the audience's chance to ask for help on the very first question, and it's a question even an elementary school student could answer correctly. What is this idiot doing? Did a zombie eat his brain? No, he doesn't even have a brain."
Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. What was going on? Why was he still so slow?
Guan Gu explained, "The network delay on his end is three minutes slower than ours."
Everyone suddenly realized that this was the case.
The scene returned to the scene. Gao Lingfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "The next question is very difficult, but it's worth 100,000 yuan. Do you want to continue?"
As usual, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at that position, thinking that he would not gain anything, but he did not expect that Hu Yifei was sitting there with a smile on her face.
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe his eyes, thinking he was dazzled. After rubbing them, he found that Hu Yifei was really sitting there. He gave him a cheering gesture and said excitedly, "Keep going."
[“Hahaha, Aze, you are worthy of being the most reliable person in our apartment. I knew that you would not let me down. Hahaha, you are so great, I really love you to death. If I were a girl, I would definitely marry you.” Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly.
Yu Mo stood behind him expressionlessly and began to beat him: "Why are you joining in the fun? Aze is mine."
Shaking his head to get rid of the distracting thoughts in his mind, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the screen in front of him seriously.
Gao Lingfeng didn't say much, just said: "Please listen to the question. What day of the month is World Love Teeth Day every year? A, August 8th. B, August 10th. C, September 8th. D, September 20th." Hearing this question, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but touch his left cheek. The pain was still fresh in his memory.
Hu Yifei, who was sitting in the audience, couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard this question.
A nearby audience member looked at her in confusion: "What's so funny about this question?"
Hu Yifei waved her hand: "Don't mind, I just remembered something happy."
The audience asked curiously: "What's so happy?"
Hu Yifei said casually: "My husband gave birth to a child."
The audience whispered, "What a psycho." Then they ignored Hu Yifei.
The scene changed, and Zeng Xiaoxian was sitting at the dining table with a look of despair on his face, his cheeks swollen.
Hu Yifei was so excited to see the prey that she couldn't help but poke it with her finger.
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly: "Don't touch it, it hurts." Maybe the movement was too big, causing Zeng Xiaoxian to grimace again.
Hu Yifei withdrew her finger somewhat embarrassedly, sat down next to him, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Zeng Xiaoxian, you look quite cute like this. I originally thought that only hamsters could have cheeks that big, but I didn't expect you could do it too!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei unhappily: "Hey, can you be more obvious about your gloating? You'd better pray that you never get a toothache, otherwise I will definitely laugh at you."
Seeing this, Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Seeing you're so stubborn, I'm relieved. This means your toothache isn't a big deal."
Lin Ze, who was sitting on the sofa, said at this time: "Teacher Zeng, there is an old saying: Toothache is not a disease, but it is really painful when it happens. So I suggest you go to the hospital to see a doctor, otherwise it will get worse."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and refused, "No way, absolutely not. I will never go to the hospital and waste my money just for a toothache. That place is not suitable for me."
Zhang Wei came over with a brochure and said, "Teacher Zeng, the neighborhood committee is handing out brochures encouraging everyone to get their teeth checked. You should go get one too. It's not good to just keep holding on like this. It would be bad if it gets worse."
"Shut up your jinx." Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Zhang Wei dissatisfiedly. This guy's crappy mouth never works for good but always works for bad.
Zhang Wei stopped talking after hearing this and sat aside quietly.
Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the brochure, read the contents, and complained, "World Love Teeth Day, what kind of day is that? I know right away that this must be a group of doctors doing a promotion. I won't be fooled."
Zhang Wei asked in confusion: "Why do you say that?"
"Isn't that right?" Zeng Xiaoxian offered his own explanation: "I think Sleep Day was invented by mattress vendors. And Housing Day was definitely created by real estate developers. Now there's also Love Teeth Day. Seriously, why do these guys always have to invent these weird holidays? There are 365 days in a year, and they want to celebrate every day. How can ordinary people remember so many holidays, and they don't get any holidays."
I talked too much and my teeth started to hurt again.
Seeing this, Hu Yifei said, "Stop talking nonsense. Your face is swollen like a pig's head and you're still talking nonsense. I also advise you to get your wisdom teeth removed as soon as possible. The sooner you get them removed, the sooner you can enjoy life."
Lin Ze then explained, "Teacher Zeng, the origin of World Love Teeth Day is this: With the joint efforts of the National Dental Disease Prevention and Control Steering Group and Advisory Group experts, in 1989, the Ministry of Health and nine other departments jointly signed a document designating September 9th of each year as World Love Teeth Day. It's not a promotional activity."
Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face: "It's so formal, it sounds quite reliable."
Zhang Wei then suggested: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you take this opportunity to go to the hospital and have a look? Maybe you can get a discount."
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "You're overthinking it. Expecting the hospital to give you a discount? Dream on. Dreams are full of possibilities. Besides, tooth extraction requires anesthesia. What if I accidentally use too much and damage my brilliant brain?"
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