The greedy Tianshi boss was specially recruited by the state

"That 'you' was a little angry and said to Nuonuo, 'What's wrong with you? The monsters are gone, the door can be opened.' Nuonuo said, 'Come in, if it's really a Heavenly Master, he must be very powerful, you can come in if you want.'

Then, that thing, that thing's neck suddenly stretched out over a meter long and poked its head in!"

At this point, Ding Ding's face turned even paler with fear... Even the horror movies are not this scary, so sudden and unprepared, who can stand it?

Everyone thought about it at this moment and covered their chests with fear...

Emperor Mu continued, "Master, it was your bodyguard who punched the monster! Your bodyguard is really amazing. Sure enough, he knocked the monster's head back with one punch.

But, I never expected that the monster would suddenly thrust out ten heads at once, each one pressing against your face, making all sorts of expressions. I think that's really disrespectful to you, Tianshi...

In the end, it was your bodyguard and several of ours who punched back and quickly closed the door, which saved us from harm."

Zhang Tianfeng thought about that scene, with more than a dozen faces on her body, making various expressions and being beaten... Zhang Tianfeng was instantly furious and wanted to burn to death the idiot who ruined her reputation and image!

The White Dog God couldn't help but complain: "Master, it's so disrespectful to you. It's really so bold!"

It was then that everyone seemed to notice this strange handsome boy and looked at him.

"Master, who is he?" Nuonuo asked nervously, and everyone pricked up their ears to listen.

Fu Shixin and Li Xiaoman looked at Zhang Tianfeng and Bai Quangshen meaningfully, but no one knew what they were thinking...

"My apprentice, and also my assistant. His name is Xiaobai."

"Master, I've never heard that you have a disciple?" Fu Shixin said with bad intentions.

Zhang Tianfeng glanced at her and said, "Miss Fu seems very interested in me? I know I'm likable, but I didn't expect you to like and care about me so much. Tsk tsk, being loved is also a burden."

Puff! Xie Zhilan, the actress, couldn’t help herself… Sorry, she didn’t mean it… Puff…

"You, I, when did I say I like and care about you! Master, narcissism is a disease and must be cured." Fu Shixin was so angry that he was about to die.

"I have the capital to be narcissistic, don't I?"

Fu Shixin: "&..." She couldn't even refute it...? ?

"Okay, the director told us to go downstairs for the storytelling segment. You guys were frightened tonight. How about I take the blame for you?"

Everyone's eyes suddenly lit up...

"Master, if I understand correctly, are you going to clean up that thing during the live game session later?" Xie Zhilan couldn't help but ask curiously.

Zhang Tianfeng smiled mysteriously, a little arrogantly: "That's right."

Everyone: "..."

What's going on? I'm suddenly so excited... Curiosity is human nature... Only a fool would refuse to watch the fun...

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On your marks!

Zhang Tianfeng sat in the middle, and the others sat on the sofas and benches.

Speaking of storytelling, the others were still thinking about the incident with the fake Taoist priest. What other story could be as powerful as what they had witnessed with their own eyes!

Hence, there was a moment of silence.

The director called out into the headset: "Everyone, stop staring blankly. Tell a story. Who's going first? How about you, Tianshi?"

It seems that Director Zhang also noticed that everyone was not in the right state... What happened?

Zhang Tianfeng is waiting.

I calculated with my fingers, great, it’s nearby... Don’t you want a glorious moment? I guarantee that your wish will be fulfilled. Just wait for it, little goblin...!

"Let me tell you something. There was a monkey that grew up in Kunlun Mountain. For years, it was nourished by the essence of the sun and moon, and fortunately, it swallowed dragon urine. It survived for over three thousand years and eventually became a powerful creature."

At this time, Wang Xiaolong interrupted her: "Master, are you saying this monkey is Sun Wukong?"

...What are you interrupting? Sun Wukong, why don't you talk about Sun Wukong's disciple...

Zhang Tianfeng rolled her eyes at him and said, "Don't interrupt. This monkey has no other problems, he just loves to fart. And it stinks. As long as he walks around in the forest, all the small animals in the area will be suffocated by his stinky farts.

Even tigers and lions couldn't escape his fate. He also urinated and defecated in public, ate his own feces, and never bathed, yet he still considered himself beautiful. He often wore a wildflower on his head and went to the river to look in the mirror.

He's so shameless. He has a pointed face and a red monkey bottom, and he flirts everywhere. Every female monkey he picks out is uglier than the other. Not only do they have bared mouths and fangs, but they also stink. He's blind and can't tell the difference between ugly and pretty.

Everyone: "..."

Why does it feel like the Heavenly Master is humiliating this monkey...

"This stinky monkey is stealing. Not only is his behavior bad, but he's also shameless. He lives in a cave with a group of female monkeys and even imitates the Monkey King Sun Wukong, trying to recruit soldiers and become the king of the mountain.

This guy thinks he's so powerful, he can't show off enough on the mountain, so he comes down again. He knows some magic and goes around showing it off. He dares to compete with others with his mediocre skills, what a shame!

Director Zhang was confused: "No, the Taoist priest is telling a story? It sounds to me like he's scolding this monkey."

"You heard it right. The Heavenly Master was cursing me from head to toe," Assistant Director Hou explained. To be more precise, every word was demeaning and humiliating...

Director Zhang: “…”

Did the monkey offend her?

Everyone understood. Could it be that the Heavenly Master was scolding that thing? Could it be that thing was a monkey?

"This naughty monkey is covered in lice. When he gets scratched, he rubs it against rocks and asks the female monkey to find lice for him. He also gave birth to a bunch of monkeys. He is shameless and has no monkey nature. He mated with his own daughter and granddaughter, and continued to give birth to monkeys for him.

How dare such a lowly creature show up and disgrace himself? He'd be ashamed to be my pet. He'd be ashamed to eat monkey meat. He's so disgusting, yet he still dreams of becoming an immortal.

It's not that I look down on him. He's just a slutty and smelly monkey, but he really thinks he's a big shot. Otherwise, why do you say he's so shameless?

Oh, and he thinks he's smart. With his mediocre skills and the ability to see through some magic tricks, he thinks he's a master and shows off everywhere. He's really stupid, inexperienced, trashy, stinky, coquettish, and shameless!

Everyone: "..." ~ The Taoist priest’s scolding was too harsh... Not to mention the monsters, even humans couldn’t stand it...!

As he finished speaking, the lights in the first-floor hall suddenly flickered, and a thunderous roar echoed from mid-air: "How dare you spread rumors and humiliate me like this! This is outrageous!"

Oh my god...

Everyone screamed in fear and ran around in all directions... They hid in the corners and trembled... Nuonuo and Zhao Siyuan wanted to go over, but the White Dog God stopped them: "Don't go over. The Heavenly Master has his own way."

Zhao Siyuan and Nuonuo looked at the White Dog God and suddenly discovered that this young and handsome man had the same aura as the Heavenly Master... ?

~I’m not seeing things…!