The greedy Tianshi boss was specially recruited by the state
Chapter 311 The Great Emperor Zhenwu was invited by Zhang Tianfeng!
Zhang Tianfeng remained motionless, the corners of her lips curved slightly as she sneered, "Slutty monkey, you're showing off again with all that body odor you have?"
"You are such a despicable woman! What right do you have to slander me like that? I am a first-class monkey demon and have never done such a lousy thing!"
Everyone: "..."
Could it be that the Heavenly Master lied? The Monkey Demon wasn't that bad?
Director Zhang, Assistant Director Hou, and the other staff members were horrified! What was going on? Who was talking? Why were the lights flickering? Was it breaking?
Also, why did the guests run so fast? Who notified them?
"If you don't even dare to show up openly, then you are shameless and can't face people, right, you slutty monkey?" Zhang Tianfeng was still sarcastic.
Suddenly, accompanied by a strange flash of light, a handsome young man less than 1.7 meters tall, with a thin body, handsome features, and wearing a black suit suddenly appeared in front of Zhang Tianfeng!
Director Zhang and the staff screamed in fear! Really, there really is a monster?
Director Zhang was worried about whether the show would be banned. He was in a constant struggle between the high traffic and the possibility of a ban...
How about taking a gamble?
Before Director Zhang could figure it out, he finally made up his mind after seeing the crazy shouting of the audience in the barrage and wondering if the program team was going for a supernatural style and using fake special effects...
Just as they were about to stop the show, they saw the handsome guy who suddenly appeared on camera being slapped in the face by Zhang Tianfeng...
Eh? What happened? Why did you get slapped?
Curiosity got the better of him, so Director Zhang forgot what he was doing...
"You son of a bitch, who told you to imitate me, getting beaten up with a dozen heads? I gave you face, didn't I? Try imitating me again? I've whipped your monkey tendons, do you deserve it, huh? Do you deserve it, do you?"
Then, there were a few more slaps in the face.
The monkey demon was stunned by the beating... No, he should be angry, okay?
The monkey demon reacted and cursed: "Why are you so stingy? I was just joking, and you're spreading rumors about me for that? You want to ruin my reputation? You're so mean!"
"Fuck your rumors. If you dare to provoke me, you should know the consequences of provoking me!" After cursing, a Prajna sword appeared in Zhang Tianfeng's hand.
Without saying a word, he stabbed...
The monkey demon was so frightened that he dodged and tried to retreat, but Zhang Tianfeng didn't intend to kill him with a single blow. The sword instantly flew out of his hand and chased after the monkey demon, beating him...
The monkey demon dodged and cursed: "You are a vicious, despicable and shameless villain. Let me show you what your monkey grandfather is capable of!"
Zhang Tianfeng: “…”
This guy must have watched too much Journey to the West... He even learned all the lines of Sun Wukong?
The monkey demon unexpectedly pulled out an axe from its back and started fighting with the Prajna Sword...
Wow! This is so lively! Emperor Mu, Queen Xie, and the others are all staring at it...
Sparks flew every time the axe and the Prajna sword collided.
A cold light flashed, and the Prajna sword drew a sharp arc in the air. The blade was like a nimble snake, heading straight for the opponent's throat.
The sword body trembled, and the buzzing sound was like the howling of ghosts and wolves, as if it wanted to absorb the soul of the monkey demon.
At the same time, the monkey demon's giant axe came slashing down with overwhelming force, bringing up a whistling wind, like an angry prehistoric beast, ready to crush everything in front of it into powder.
The axe blade was thick and broad, gleaming with a cold metallic luster under the light.
The monkey demon's axe and the Heavenly Master's Prajna sword fought for countless rounds?
Everyone couldn't help but sigh that this monkey demon was quite like Sun Wukong... Yes, if the axe was replaced with a golden cudgel, wouldn't it be invincible?
Zhang Tianfeng watched the monkey demon leap up and down, battling the Prajna Sword to a draw, and a sinister arc appeared on his lips...
Suddenly, Zhang Tianfeng stretched out her hand, and a stack of five or six portraits of Zhenwu Emperor were taken away by her telekinesis.
Zhang Tianfeng threw the portrait into the air and chanted, "Disciple Zhang Tianfeng requests the Great Emperor Zhenwu to appear and help me capture this naughty monkey!"
With a whoosh, the portrait of the Great Emperor Zhenwu scattered and disappeared in an instant. In a split second, all the bright lights on the first floor suddenly went out...
Oh my God! With a cry of surprise, the hall was filled with smoke, and the moonlight shone in. Only the occasional flash of cold light from the collision between axes and swords...
Suddenly, from the swirling smoke, five or six massive figures, each nine feet tall, emerged. Their features were unclear, but their aura revealed them to be guardian deities! Their hair was loose, their feet bare, their bodies clad in black robes, golden armor, and jade belts, their eyes glaring with anger as they wielded swords.
"Who dares to disturb the human and demon worlds?" A muffled voice echoed in the small hall...
The monkey demon was so frightened that he lost consciousness and couldn't withstand the axe. The Prajna sword cut off a clump of hair close to his scalp...
"Ah! You bitch, you're actually using dirty tricks. You can't beat me, so you call for help? Are you shameless?"
Zhang Tianfeng replied, "Can't beat you? What the hell are you expecting? This Heavenly Master wants to deal with you, and I have plenty of ways to do it!"
So, you think you're the only one who can recite classic lines from Journey to the West?! Hehe...
Five or six Zhenwu Emperors waved their hands, and the monkey demon's axe flew away...
The Prajna sword instantly circled around his head...
Soon, the hair was shaved off...
"Ah! My hairstyle! Bitch, you know I care about my hairstyle the most, and you actually shaved it off for me! Are you shameless?"
The monkey demon cursed loudly, looking like he was going crazy... But he was not done yet, the Prajna sword circled around him...
In a short while, his clothes were torn into strips and he looked like a beggar!
"Ah!! Bitch, you actually ruined my skin! I'm not done with you!"
Suddenly, the Great Emperor Zhenwu waved his hand again, and the monkey demon jumped up and fell hard to the ground, slamming down...
Everyone heard the monkey demon roar, and it looked like it had fallen hard. It was too dark to see clearly...
The Great Emperor Zhenwu spoke again: "Little demon, please don't act rashly!"
After saying that, he waved his hand again, and the monkey demon was thrown up again... This time, the monkey demon seemed to fall even harder, and he only had time to let out a muffled groan...
Afterwards, the Great Emperor Zhenwu waved his hand again... and repeated this over and over again... The monkey demon fell without a sound...
Zhenwu Emperor saw that it was almost done and said, "Evil creature, why don't you quickly retreat to the demon world!"
After saying this, the Great Emperor Zhenwu disappeared... along with the mist...
The lights instantly returned to normal. Everyone squinted their eyes, looking at the monkey lying motionless in the middle of the hall, oblivious to its own fate...
It's over, they all fell back to their original form... The monkey demon is also quite pitiful...
Zhang Tianfeng used the Prajna sword to transform into a rope and tied up the hairy monkey, which was more than a meter tall...
He walked over a few steps, picked it up and threw it on the chair.
The monkey, his image completely ruined, slumped in the chair, and it took him a long time to regain consciousness. When he slowly opened his eyes, he was suddenly frightened by his own miserable appearance in the mirror!
The monkey instantly exploded!!!
That's right, it was a big mirror. Zhang Tianfeng had arranged this... under the pretext of letting him see how handsome he was and how charming he really was!
Everyone sighed... The Heavenly Master was really a loser...
You'll Also Like
-
Forge your destiny into a sword, slash your soul and ascend to immortality
Chapter 109 2 hours ago -
Douluo: One thought of gods and demons, inheriting the dual positions of good and evil
Chapter 164 2 hours ago -
The Great Overlord: Simulating the Future, Dominating Speedrunning
Chapter 210 2 hours ago -
Douluo: Man in the Endless World, Auspicious Beast of the Far North
Chapter 185 2 hours ago -
I'm in Hogwarts, what the hell is the Honghuang system?
Chapter 218 2 hours ago -
In Douluo, there is a way to die.
Chapter 124 2 hours ago -
Warhammer 40: Starting as a Rogue Trader
Chapter 149 2 hours ago -
The Dark Turbulence
Chapter 79 2 hours ago -
Ming Dynasty: The Jingnan Rebellion has just been successful, and Zhu Yuanzhang has been resurrected
Chapter 158 2 hours ago -
He is at Dazhu Peak and starts divorcing his wife Tian Ling'er!
Chapter 208 2 hours ago