The Killer's Cleansing Manual

In the past, she would just look at her "husband" of the night with a mocking expression as he was brought to her, but tonight she inexplicably cared a lot and didn't want to see those contents.

However, before she could say "Don't open it", Lin Shanjuan had already turned a page.

Xihe immediately swallowed the words that were about to burst out of his throat, calmed down, and asked her pretending to be ignorant.

"What's inside?"

She had seen it many times, and she asked this question just to tease Lin Shanjuan.

She was 90% sure that Lin Shanjuan would show the little girl's behavior that she had never seen before, and then throw the book away like a hot potato, and then scold her for being "shameless" with a blushing face.

I'm used to seeing this person acting so carelessly, and I really want to see her looking ashamed and angry. It would be more interesting.

Xihe narrowed his eyes, waiting for Lin Shanjuan's answer. After all, Lin Shanjuan was a modern man, and he had read a lot of same-sex comics and movies.

She had seen more explicit ones before, and since it was just a picture album, it was still very subtle and she didn't feel shy at all.

So she flipped through it calmly and made a fair assessment:

"It's okay, there are quite a lot of poses, but the exposure is not too big. Why bother drawing clothes? It's really unnecessary."

Xihe, who thought she would be ashamed and angry to death: ...

Do you read a lot of books like this?

She sneered, "Does the Prince Consort feel that this album is not to his liking?"

Lin Shanjuan didn't know why she asked this so suddenly. She raised her eyes and looked at Xihe.

"Isn't this just a picture album? What's there to like or not? If I say it's not, are you going to draw me one without clothes?"

Xihe's ears burned. He couldn't figure out what went wrong. Not only was this person not embarrassed, but he actually said something like that?

Who is she, anyway? Is her current composure just an act, or is she just naturally flirtatious and doesn't take it seriously?

She didn't say anything, but suddenly moved closer, put her arm around Lin Shanjuan's neck, and sat on her lap with a charming look on her face. She lifted her chin and looked into her eyes.

"I'm not good at painting, so why not discuss it with your Majesty right here? It would save us some time. What do you think?"

Lin Shanjuan was stunned. He never expected that this person would do this. He was at a loss and could only refuse with what he had just said.

"No... we don't need to put on such a big show, right?"

Xihe thought she was nervous and asked with a smile, "Who said that I was just pretending to marry you?"

Lin Shanjuan didn't notice her pride, and subconsciously looked at the windows on all sides. A reasonable guess popped up in his mind:

Could it be that someone outside is eavesdropping?

She suddenly remembered a clip she had seen where someone rocked the bed late at night to hide from others, and she suddenly felt enlightened!

Others may not know, but she herself doesn't know what this wealthy man is like. Normally, he'd show resistance if anyone stood a little too close to him, but today he took the initiative to sit on her lap. Someone must be peeping, and she needs to cooperate!

Lin Shanjuan felt that he didn't have any great advantages, he just had good vision!

She immediately displayed her limited acting skills, put her arms around Xihe's waist, and lifted her up sideways. She walked a few steps to the bed, put her on the bed, and pressed on top of her without saying a word.

If you want to peep, you can't just shake the bed. There might be a lot of people watching. How can you not do something serious?

Xihe hadn't expected her to take over. Few people could keep up with Lin Shanjuan's ever-shifting train of thought. His usually calm and composed tone now betrayed a hint of annoyance. "You... dare to offend me?"

Her serious expression caught Lin Shanjuan's eye, which confirmed her guess - this was obviously a reminder for her to get closer, otherwise why would her expression be so serious?

She immediately leaned over to Xihe's ear and whispered in her ear deliberately.

Xihe subconsciously tried to hide and accidentally felt the man's breath, and her earlobe, which had never been offended, suddenly turned crimson.

Lin Shanjuan was in no hurry to leave. Instead, he deliberately said some flirtatious words: "I am your consort. Now is our wedding night. How can I do something that would be considered offensive?"

Xihe bit her lower lip, feeling a little regretful that she had withdrawn the people outside. She forced herself to calm down.

"Lin Shanjuan, I order you to get down!"

Lin Shanjuan was a little confused when he heard the coldness in her tone.

Does this mean to continue, or...

She pressed down Xihe, who was as soft as a puddle of water, and looked at her blushing face, which was so beautiful and charming, and she felt an indescribable feeling in her heart.

This person really suits the color red. Such a bold and dazzling red actually serves as a foil on her. Especially this dignified and elegant makeup sets her off even more. She is extremely beautiful no matter how you look at her.

She gathered her thoughts, not knowing what to do, so she simply asked Xihe in a low voice, "Should I continue?"

Xihe didn't know what she meant, but she felt that this feeling of being suppressed was very bad. She turned her head away stubbornly, her eyes and eyebrows full of coldness: "If you do anything, I will kill you tomorrow!"

Lin Shanjuan looked at her in surprise. What did this mean?

Her eyes were pure: "Tonight...are you really going to sleep tonight?"

Xihe: ...

She really should have killed her long ago!

"Get down."

The intimidation of each word was too strong. Lin Shanjuan quickly climbed up from her, shook off his clothes, and looked around. He guessed that the person who was peeping might have left, so he breathed a sigh of relief and comforted Xihe, who was eager to call Yue Liu in to take action right away.

"Don't worry, I know it's just a casual affair and I don't have any thoughts about you. We are partners."

What is a partner?

Xihe quickly sat up straight, feeling confused and furious at her offensive behavior.

"Lin Shanjuan, do you think I won't kill you, so you become even more presumptuous?"

Why are you angry again?

Lin Shanjuan slowly took a step closer, and Xihe subconsciously moved a little. It was obvious that in her mind, Lin Shanjuan was already considered a dangerous person with a "criminal record".

Lin Shanjuan scratched his head, not knowing what to do. He bent down with his hands behind his back and put his face in front of her: "Are you really angry?"

Could it be that I suppressed her and she felt like a zero in front of others, so she was unhappy?

Yes, the eldest princess who usually controls the overall situation must be feeling uncomfortable now that she is suppressed. Does she want to be on top?

Xihe was a little bothered by her sudden approach, frowning and wanting to curse: "Lin..."

Lin Shanjuan thought he had completely guessed her thoughts. He stretched out his arms with a look of righteousness on his face, "Then I'll let you push it back. Anything is fine. Don't be angry."

Xihe took a deep breath and turned his head away, not wanting to look at her at all.

What else is there to investigate? There's no need to check any details! This guy is a scoundrel!

She turned her face away and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "Get out and wash."

Even the always polite and refined Princess started to curse. Lin Shanjuan knew that this meant she was no longer going to care about it, so he gave a flattering smile and quickly slipped out to take a shower.

Xi Heping took a long time to recover before calling out in a cold tone, "Yue Liu."

The gnashing tone frightened Yue Liu, who was eavesdropping... no, waiting outside. He shuddered and quickly climbed in through the window: "Your Highness."

Xihe gestured towards the small couch not far away: "Go get a blanket and put it there."

Yue Liu looked at the narrow couch, didn't dare to say anything, and went out to get some. She came back with the bedding a few moments later, put it down, and left quickly.

The room fell silent again, with the fiery red wedding candles making crackling sounds. Xihe's mind was filled with Lin Shanjuan's recent actions, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

Lead the wolf into the room!

What on earth is going on in her mind?

She was annoyed that she was offended instead of flirting with someone, but she became even angrier when she saw Lin Shanjuan's confused look.

What partner? It sounds like he's not interested in her at all, and he's even doing this to share her worries!

Xihe realized at this moment that her and Lin Shanjuan's brain circuits seemed to be completely disconnected. One was thinking about the city gate tower and the other was thinking about the hip axis. It seems that it is time to establish some rules!