The Killer's Cleansing Manual

The banquet lasted for more than three hours before it came to an end. Lin Shanjuan wandered among the crowd, fully acting as a "commoner" who was ignorant of the world.

The maidservant was more sensible and had replaced the wine with water. After a round of dealing with it, Lin Shanjuan was not really drunk, but instead just wanted to go to the toilet.

She pretended to be drunk and was taken around by her maid to be toasted as if she couldn't tell the directions. This action further increased the contempt of some people towards her.

After many days, Qi Yili finally saw his confidant again. Even though he was excited, he had to pretend to be calm.

Lin Shanjuan finally turned to Qi Yili. Qi Yili looked serious and solemn today, and indeed had some of the majesty of a young emperor.

She hesitated for a moment, poured out the water in the glass, replaced it with wine, and offered a glass to Qi Yili.

Although she didn't say anything, Qi Yili was very pleased with her little gesture and drank it all in one gulp with relish.

The moon was above the treetops, and the guests were slightly tipsy from drinking. They staggered and were helped back up by their servants.

Lin Shanjuan also pretended to be drunk and was helped inside by the maid, so he didn't have to see the guests off.

Only after entering the backyard did she calm down from her drunken state, rubbed her temples that were sore from the noise, and crossed out the idea of ​​"marriage" in her mind.

Wouldn’t such a noisy wedding really ruin the happiness of a happy couple?

Seeing that most people had left, the matchmaker came over with a big smile on her face, "My Lord! It's time to go to the bridal chamber and have the wedding ceremony with His Highness Xihe!"

Lin Shanjuan suddenly remembered this matter, sighed helplessly, suppressed his urge to sleep, and followed the matchmaker to the bedroom.

Xihe sat for a long time and the dates and longans on the bed made her uncomfortable. Just as she stood up to relax, she heard footsteps approaching outside, so she had to sit back down.

As soon as Lin Shanjuan entered the door, the first thing that caught his eye was a sea of ​​red.

She rubbed her eyebrows, walked to the bed, saw the bed full of dates and longans, and Xihe sitting upright.

Lin Shanjuan felt sorry for her buttocks and was about to pull Xihe up when Xi Po handed her a scale:

"My Lord, please help the princess take off her veil."

Lin Shanjuan had no choice but to withdraw his hand, instead took the scale rod and gently lifted Xihe's veil.

The veil fell to the ground, revealing Xihe's delicate face, which made Lin Shanjuan's breathing pause.

Xihe is already a beauty, and now with her exquisite makeup, all the details of her facial features are exaggerated, making her even more beautiful. She is so beautiful that people can't walk after just one look at her.

Lin Shanjuan was at a loss for words. She could only describe it as the beauty before her that surpassed every face she had ever seen, or in other words, more beautiful than spring, hotter than summer, more reserved than autumn, and purer than winter.

Even the beautiful scenery of the four seasons cannot be defeated by her every frown and smile.

Xihe raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, looked at Lin Shanjuan, and ordered the maids in the house, "Go out and claim your reward."

The old women covered their mouths and giggled, stuffed something into Lin Shanjuan's hand, and then happily left. Suddenly, there were only two people left in the room.

Xi Heyan looked at Lin Shanjuan with a smile, "Prince Consort, am I beautiful?"

Lin Shanjuan nodded blankly, then came back to his senses, coughed awkwardly, put the scale bar beside the bed, and then remembered what he wanted to do when he entered the room.

She frowned and helped Xihe up, and in the latter's puzzled look, she swept the dates and longans on the bed under the bed.

Xihe was puzzled. "What is the prince consort doing?"

Lin Shanjuan was still cleaning up, muttering, "We're not going to have a baby soon anyway, so isn't it uncomfortable to sit on something this hard? They don't even know how to clear a clean area."

Then she bit open a longan and looked at Xihe in surprise, "Wow! It's quite sweet!"

The touch Xihe felt at the beginning of her words disappeared instantly, and she twitched her lips. "If the Prince Consort likes it, I'll have someone bring some new ones to the palace tomorrow."

Lin Shanjuan picked up another one and said, "No need. These things are only interesting to eat once in a while, but it gets boring if you eat too much."

Xihe said nothing, sat down at the table, and poured two glasses of wine. "The prince consort is here to drink the wedding wine."

Do the whole show and make reasonable demands.

Lin Shanjuan nodded and walked over, put down the longan in his hand, sat down opposite Xihe, filled his own glass, and then poured another for Xihe.

Xihe didn't move, and looked at Lin Shanjuan with sparkling eyes. It was not that there was affection in her eyes, but her makeup today was rather gentle, so she looked as if she wanted to say something but couldn't.

Lin Shanjuan looked into those eyes and immediately remembered the Poyang Lake he had seen.

Clear and warm, it makes people fall in love with it.

She came to her senses, poured the wine, and put down the jug.

Xihe looked down at the few drops of wine in his glass and thought she was expressing her resistance. His face darkened instantly, "What do you mean, Prince Consort?"

Lin Shanjuan drank it all in one gulp, the sweet taste lingering between his lips and teeth. He couldn't help but pour another glass before explaining to her:

"Don't drink so much since you're on your period. We're just having fun anyway, so just a little bit will be fine."

Xihe was surprised by her answer, and a warm feeling surged in his heart. The playful look in his eyes when he looked at Lin Shanjuan also lost a hint of interest.

After drinking the wedding wine, the day's routine is completed.

Lin Shanjuan was reeking of alcohol and sweating a little. He had been spinning like a top all day. Now he just wanted to take a good shower and have a good sleep to make up for the sleep he had been woken up early in the morning.

She put down the cup, rubbed her eyebrows tiredly, and planned to ask the maid to bring some hot water for her to take a bath and go to bed.

Xihe saw her intention and smiled meaningfully, "Are you planning to take a shower and go to bed, Prince Consort?"

Lin Shanjuan was startled. "Is there anything else to do?"

Xihe looked at her with a smile. Lin Shanjuan felt as if he was being X-rayed and subconsciously covered his chest.

When she covered it, she felt something hard and remembered that it was something the old woman had stuffed into her before she left.

Thinking of this, Lin Shanjuan took out the thing out of curiosity, and it turned out to be a book.

"What is this? Why did you give me a book?"

Xihe was different from Lin Shanjuan in her curiosity. On the contrary, she knew very well what the content of the book given to the newlyweds on their wedding night was.

In the past, she would just look at her "husband" of the night with a mocking expression as he was brought to her, but tonight she inexplicably cared a lot and didn't want to see those contents.

However, before she could say "Don't open it", Lin Shanjuan had already turned a page.

Xihe immediately swallowed the words that were about to burst out of his throat, calmed down, and asked her pretending to be ignorant.

"What's inside?"

She had seen it many times, and she asked this question just to tease Lin Shanjuan.

She was 90% sure that Lin Shanjuan would show the little girl's behavior that she had never seen before, and then throw the book away like a hot potato, and then scold her for being "shameless" with a blushing face.

I'm used to seeing this person acting so carelessly, and I really want to see her looking ashamed and angry. It would be more interesting.

Xihe narrowed his eyes, waiting for Lin Shanjuan's answer.