Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 58: The terrifying makeup made Mrs. Lu dizzy and dazed.
"Stop, stop, stop, Xiao, Xi, Xi, you, you, you, stop it, stop it, don't laugh, it's creepy." Looking at Su Nianxi's creepy makeup, Madam Lu was dazzled and said tremblingly.
"This, this, this makeup, was it really created by the two of us? Is this the makeup we just put on Xiaoxi?" After calming down and calming down a little, Aunt Tian stared at Su Nianxi's face again. The shocking makeup made her turn sideways and exchanged glances with Madam Lu, then said in disbelief.
"Pfft-"
"Kekeke...hahahaha..."
Unable to bear it any longer, seeing Aunt Tian and Old Madam Lu both looking horrified, frightened and panicked, Su Nianxi laughed heartily.
"Grandma, Aunt Tian, this makeup you two helped me make is absolutely amazing. It's a masterpiece that will be hated by all the gods and ghosts."
"This makeup can be put on the door to ward off evil spirits, hahahaha..."
"Hehehe..."
"What did you call this makeup——"
"..."
"Life-locking makeup, yes, yes, let's call this makeup this, hehehe——"
"Aunt, you know, I was almost scared by myself in the mirror just now."
"I'll stand at the gate later. I'll definitely be the first god to descend to earth this winter—the Gate God of Exorcism."
"A combination of Shentu and Yulei."
……
Su Nianxi made a series of funny expressions to herself in the bowl-sized round mirror, which amused herself too much. She started to talk nonsense with her rosy little mouth.
Madam Lu: "Oh, my little Xixi——"
Aunt Tian: "Oh my God, bah, bah, shhhhhhh——"
Madam Lu: "My dear Xiaoxi, my dear granddaughter-in-law, now is the time when the whole country is getting rid of the old and establishing the new, sweeping away all evil spirits and eliminating feudal remnants. Aren't you just pushing yourself into the fire pit by saying this? Don't say another word. This is an era of science, remember."
Mr. and Mrs. Lu: "Do you know, Xiaoxi——"
Hearing Su Nianxi's unrestrained and inappropriate remarks, Mrs. Lu and Aunt Tian, who were both from the Red Army, were like frightened birds. Their expressions suddenly changed and they stared at each other in astonishment. Aunt Tian, who was indeed an old soldier, made a prompt decision and stepped forward as fast as the wind. She got behind Su Nianxi who was sitting on the stool, and suddenly grabbed Su Nianxi's head with her left hand, and covered Su Nianxi's cherry lips with her right hand, whispering.
Old Madam Lu was even more agitated and started giving Su Nianxi a lecture on the revolutionary cause.
Su Nianxi: “…”
Aunt Tian: “…”
Madam Lu: “…”
Su Nianxi, whose little head was held by Aunt Tian and whose little mouth was covered by her, had her beautiful eyes wide open. She blinked again and again with her crow-feather-like eyelashes; she grabbed Aunt Tian's arms with both hands, not moving.
Five seconds, six seconds... thirty seconds, one minute, ding——
"Aunt Tian, my dear aunt, please loosen your hands, please loosen them, my neck is almost broken, and my nose and mouth are covered tightly. Are you going to send me..."
Su Nianxi really couldn't bear it anymore. She stomped her feet on the floor, hit Aunt Tian's arms with her hands, blinked her bright eyes, and complained in her heart with a little grievance.
Su Nianxi: "Well, well, well..."
Su Nianxi: "Mmmmm..."
Suddenly, Su Nianxi's beautiful eyes were wet, and she was about to burst out with emotion——
"Oh, Aunt Tian, let go, let go, Xiaoxi can't breathe, quickly, let go." Seeing this, Mrs. Lu's heart suddenly sank, and she said to Aunt Tian in a hurry.
"Oh my God, I'm so strong—"
"Xiao Xi, no, are you okay? It's my fault, it's my fault..."
Aunt Tian blamed herself deeply and apologized with deep regret.
"Cough cough cough..." Su Nianxi, who was able to breathe freely again, suddenly had a bad cough.
At this time, Su Nianxi, who looked pitiful, patted his chest with his left hand and coughed lightly, while raising his right hand and waving it, indicating to Aunt Tian that it was okay.
Well, Aunt Tian, who was already blaming herself, felt softened when she saw how sensible Su Nianxi was, and she felt even more sorry for the delicate Su Nianxi.
"?Destroy the Four Olds and Establish the Four New???"
"Uh, I almost forgot, I traveled back to the 70s."
"Tsk, it's 1972, my brain—"
"1966 to 1976; that was the period of the W Revolution. Look at my bald mouth."
On June 1966, 6, Renri published the editorial "Sweep Away All Monsters and Demons," which put forward the slogan of getting rid of the "Four Olds." In August of the same year, the Eleventh Plenary Session of the Eighth Central Committee of the Communist Party of China adopted the "Decision on the Communist Party of China...", which clearly defined the elimination of the "Four Olds" and the establishment of the "Four New" as the key goals of the Communist Party's reform.
"Um~~~ Now is the time to crack down on old ideas, old culture, old customs, and old habits, and establish new ideas, new culture, new customs, and new habits? What have I been chattering about so early in the morning?"
"Huh~ I deserve to be slapped in the mouth by Aunt Tian." Su Nianxi, who had recovered, scanned the situation in his mind, recalled it, and suddenly realized it. He muttered secretly in his heart.
"Grandma, Aunt Tian, Xiaoxi just woke up and is confused. It's all my fault for speaking without restraint."
"Xiao Xi, never dare to speak nonsense again."
Su Nianxi, with a life-threatening makeup on her face, appeared like a good kitten, whimpering and apologizing in a baby voice.
"Well, you should blame grandma. It's all because of grandma. She pulled you out of your warm bed so early in the morning, before it was even light, and made you suffer like this—"
"Don't blame you, blame grandma, blame grandma..."
Seeing Su Nianxi's soft look, Mrs. Lu comforted her with a distressed look on her face.
……
"Well, Xiaoxi; oh, no, Aunt Tian."
"Auntie Tian, hurry up and get a basin of hot water. Take Xiaoxi to wash her little face. Stop putting on makeup. Look how much my darling granddaughter-in-law is suffering..."
"It's not worth it, not worth it—"
Mrs. Lu was smart and said with a worried look on her face.
"Um, wait, what the hell? 'That kid'??? Who? Who is grandma going to blame?"
After Mrs. Lu finished speaking, Su Nianxi was stunned and muttered to herself.
"Okay, okay, old lady, I'll go downstairs and get ready. Xiaoxi, do you want to go downstairs and take a shower, or should I bring the hot water up?"
When Aunt Tian heard what Mrs. Lu said, she was extremely happy and cheered repeatedly.
Auntie Tian, an outsider, actually didn’t approve of Mrs. Lu’s approach from the beginning!!!
This morning, when the old lady came to her bedroom and said that she wanted Su Nianxi to put on some makeup and look a little uglier to scare her unruly grandson, Aunt Tian felt that Old Lady Lu—
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