Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s

"What??? Not only are we not allowed to ask, but we're also not allowed to guess??? These two old guns violently broke into the little kid's bedroom early in the morning. How dare they, after failing to hold him hostage, resort to deception, trying to trick the kid into going to M North. They're going to get him a piece of their mind."

Su Nianxi, who had delicate eyebrows and fair skin, pouted her lips, wanting to say something but stopping herself, her slender eyebrows twisted into a caterpillar, and she complained in her heart.

"Oh! Well, forget it, Baozi, I won't ask any more questions. Let them do as they please."

Su Nianxi had been in the Lu family for some time and knew that Madam Lu was still young and childlike. She couldn't bear to spoil Madam Lu's mood, so she muttered in her heart, feeling both amused and helpless.

……

A long time passed.

"Apply more, apply more--"

"Hey! Aunt Tian, ​​give it to me, give it to me, I, I'll do it, I'll do it again; you keep giving it little by little, little by little, how long will it take? By the time you're done, those little bastards will have gone back to the army, and we'll have been working in vain."

Seeing that Aunt Tian was working as slowly and cautiously as an old ox in the fields, Mrs. Lu, who was impatient, got on the line and yelled in panic with a red face.

However, Su Nianxi, who was dug up by these two old hands early in the morning, was now leaning limply on Madam Lu's chest, continuing to sleep soundly, leaving Madam Lu and Aunt Tian to mess around.

"You, you come here and hold on. Hey, whose girl is this? How come she fell asleep in my arms? Hehehe..." Seeing Su Nianxin's peaceful sleeping face, Mrs. Lu looked at Aunt Tian who was busy and excited, and said with a doting smile.

"Little girl, you are so confident that you asked me to sell it without even knowing it—" Aunt Tian rubbed Su Nianxi, who was as tender as tofu, from Mrs. Lu's arms, and doted on her, pouting.

"Too much, too much, old lady, it looks like a monkey's butt. Too much, wipe it off a little! It needs to be more natural, oh, it needs to be more natural--"

Seeing that after Mrs. Lu quickly slapped a sponge on Su Nianxi's creamy cheek, a red monkey's butt immediately appeared vividly, and Aunt Tian stammered anxiously.

"I know, I know. Right away. Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. I'll try again. I'll do it a few more times and I'll definitely be better than you."

Old Madam Lu, while trying hard to make fun of Su Nianxi's face, gritted her teeth and competed with Aunt Tian.

……

Now it's the eyebrows' turn.

"Hey, I'm getting thicker, thicker—"

"Hey, I'll make the left side thicker. Right, right, that's it. Aunt Tian, ​​how come my hands are so dexterous? Are they better than yours?"

Madam Lu continued to make fun of Su Nianxi's face while happily boasting about herself.

Aunt Tian, ​​who was always kind to women, took one look at Old Madam Lu's unbearable masterpiece and twitched her lips in anger. It was really unbearable. There was nothing she could do with this old playboy of the Old Madam.

……

Aunt Tian: "Okay, okay, that's it. That's it."

Madam Lu: "Hey, it's not enough, add some more."

Aunt Tian: "Old Madam, it's enough, it's thick enough. If the width of the eyebrows is thicker, they will be as big as the giant earth dragons in the fields. That's enough."

Madam Lu: "It's still a long way from the Earth Dragon, please be patient, please be patient."

Su Nianxi: "Earth dragon, giant earth dragon... What the hell??? Where is it? Run, run, there is an earth dragon"

Aunt Tian and Old Madam Lu were arguing fiercely with each other. Su Nianxi, who was sitting in front of the mirror, lying in Aunt Tian's arms, offering a face to the two old hands, was suddenly awakened, stomped her feet and jumped up, then turned around and ran out.

"Hey, hey, hey—"

"Come back—"

These two veterans were quick-eyed and quick-handed. They each grabbed Su Nianxi's arm in tacit understanding, then pulled it back and pushed her back into the chair.

"Grandma, Auntie, Earth Dragon——"

Lu Nianxi was most afraid of earth dragons. Her cherry-like mouth pursed, her eyes were dazed, and she looked extremely frightened.

"There is no earth dragon, there is no earth dragon, Auntie is just making an analogy——"

"Yes, yes, it was grandma. It was grandma who drew your eyebrows to be as rough as a ground dragon. Aunt Tian was just making an analogy. Look at you, you're so scared."

When Aunt Tian and Old Madam Lu saw Su Nianxi, they were busy saying something to comfort her.

"hold head high--"

"What, eyebrows???"

"mine???"

“It looks like a ground dragon???”

After hearing this, Su Nianxi quickly picked up the small round mirror the size of a bowl on the table in front of her and looked at herself.

"I go--"

"This is definitely the ceiling of the 70s version of evil-repelling makeup, and it's a very rare one. It can last all the way to the 21st century, and I don't think anyone will be able to surpass it."

"Grandma and Aunt Tian, ​​what on earth do you want to do???"

“A makeup party???”

"The 70s are so trendy now, they're even having costume parties???"

Seeing the monster in the mirror, Su Nianxi was shocked, her beautiful eyes widened, she gasped, and secretly complained in her heart.

Madam Lu: "Ahem, ahem—that, I didn't notice it when I was applying it just now, but now looking at it like this... Aunt Tian, ​​you and I, our makeup skills, well, it seems, well, we're about the same, haha."

Aunt Tian: "Well - my hands are still suitable for holding a spatula."

Madam Lu: “Hehehe——”

Aunt Tian: “Hehehe——”

Knowing they had gone too far, Mrs. Lu and Aunt Tian had no choice but to bite the bullet and start the awkward conversation, laughing, in order to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Well, Xiao Xixi, yes, grandma wanted to put makeup on you, to make you look uglier; but, well, your Aunt Tian and I are not very skilled, and now, without paying attention, it turned out like this. Hehe——"

"Xiaoxi, you're the best. Don't be angry. I scared you. Grandma apologizes to your grandson's wife."

Seeing that Su Nianxi was still in a daze, staring at her and Aunt Tian's masterpiece in the mirror without blinking, Mrs. Lu hurried forward and said embarrassedly.

"Yes, yes, yes, Auntie apologizes too!!!" Auntie Tian next to her agreed with insight.

Su Nianxi: "Oh - Grandma, Auntie, I'm not angry, I just, just, just feel... uh, anyway, Xiaoxi is not angry with you. Hehe..."

Aunt Tian: "Oh my God, I was scared to death."

Madam Lu: "Oh my god, I'm so scared."

After Su Nianxi finished speaking in a sensible and sweet voice, the ending sound of "Hehe" made Aunt Tian hug Old Madam Lu as if she had come back to life.

Hmm, this look on Su Nianxi's face, the masterpiece of Madam Lu and Aunt Tian, ​​is already shocking enough when Su Nianxi is not smiling. If Su Nianxi smiles suddenly like this, my god, the life-locking makeup is so scary that it can scare people to death without any compensation.