Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 459: I peed in my back (the previous chapter has been added)
"Hoo ho..."
"This is one of the three. Which kid——"
"It all went into my back."
The simple Captain Qiao Zhihong lay on the right side of the living devil Lu Chenting. Although he felt a little disgusted in his heart and muttered silently, he was more happy for his comrade-in-arms who suddenly had so many lovely sons.
The other olive green elephants nearby secretly showed their eyes and stared at the three cute little elephants without blinking, their bodies trembling and trying not to laugh.
Well, seeing the three of them, Captain Lu Chenting, Captain Qiao Zhihong, and Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan, being drenched in boy's urine, their internal injuries were about to burst out——
Little Sibao Dangdang: "I can pee the farthest, hehehe——"
Sanbaomanman: "No, no, don't forget to drink an extra bowl of water when you come out."
Erbao Yuanyuan: "I'm second, hahahaha..."
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Hehehe, Yuanyuan, you are such a fool."
The winner will be revealed in a showdown. The little four treasures that he used to urinate on were Dangdang. He pulled up his panties and said with a proud smile.
"Fur——"
"It all went into my mouth, you stinky nephew."
Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan remained motionless, mumbling silently in his heart.
“It finally stopped.”
"Well, this pee is comparable to an adult's."
As the three little ones withdrew their troops, Captain Qiao Zhihong secretly cried out in his heart.
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Dangdang, don't be so complacent. If Tuantuan were here, who knows who would be first!"
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Humph! Even with Tuantuan here, I can still pee farther than you——"
Sanbao Manman: "Yuanyuan, Dangdang, what do you think of Xiaoxixi and Tuantuan? Are they coming back soon?"
Xiao Sibao Lu Dang: "Well, they have been gone for many days."
Suddenly.
"..."
"Sons—"
"Where's your mother?"
Hearing his three sons talking about their baby Su Nianxi not being with them on the mountain, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, became extremely anxious. He could no longer lie there and suddenly jumped up from the ground like a terrestrial dragon and asked in a hoarse voice.
“Oh my god—”
"Xiao Xixi——"
A living person suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and Sanbao was so frightened that he stepped back and called for his mother.
After the living devil Lu Chenting made this move, Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan and Captain Qiao Zhihong also exploded.
"what--"
Although Erbao Yuanyuan is usually a warrior and is very brave, he has never seen anyone play like this before and was so frightened that he took several steps back.
It would have been fine if it hadn't been overturned, but when Captain Lu Chenting, the Living King of Hell, took the lead, the other olive greens next to him also filed out and lifted it up from the ground.
"Whoohoo-"
"He's pretending to be dead—"
Little Sibao was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and said, "Haha."
"Xiao Lu, you scared the kids."
Captain Qiao Zhihong called for help immediately.
"You, you guys, don't be afraid, we are all good people."
"He, he is your father——"
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi also reacted and quickly stepped forward to comfort the three kids.
"Run-"
Erbao took a step forward with a round little basin, pulled up the little Sibao on the ground, and shouted loudly.
"Want to run—"
Battalion Commander Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment was quick-witted and stepped forward to pick up the second baby Yuanyuan in the princess' arms.
"Let me go—"
"You guys are playing dirty tricks."
The little fire leopard Yuanyuan started punching, kicking, and barking fiercely.
"Hey--"
"Little kid, how can this compare to you?"
Battalion Commander Chen Bin was so amused by the slippery Erbao Yuanyuan in his arms that he laughed and retorted.
“Hey——”
"Me too."
Luo Tao, deputy battalion commander of the third battalion of the first regiment, also came forward, hugged Sanbaoman, and said triumphantly.
"Wow--"
"How can you adults be like us little people, without any sense of martial ethics?"
"Let me down—"
"..."
Sanbao Manman, who took a while to recover, also began to struggle in the arms of Deputy Battalion Commander Luo Tao, cursing.
"you you you--"
"Don't come near me."
Little Sibao Dangdang, who was sitting on the ground, was startled when he saw his cheap father, Captain Lu Chenting, who was smelling of a fishy smell, approaching him. He immediately shouted to stop him.
"Son……"
Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was about to speak.
"Stop, stop—"
"I'm not running—"
"Don't come near me, you stink, you stink—"
"..."
"You, you, and you, all three of you stink. Stay away from me."
Little Sibao Dangdang, seeing that his cheap father didn't stop at all, continued to add in a baby voice, with his black little head bowed high and puffed up, looking very annoying.
"Hey-"
"You little rascal—"
"It's all your fault, and you're still complaining about it, ah——"
Deputy Head Gu Yiyan was so angry that he laughed, looked down at the cute little Sibao Dangdang, and retorted angrily.
"hey-hey--"
"This is mine."
"Little boy, uncle doesn't stink—"
"I hold—"
Well, such a cute baby, Wang Guobing's orderly was very curious about it. He crawled over from behind, grabbed the little Sibao on the ground, and picked him up, saying with great joy.
"Be careful--"
"What is he going to say..."
Well, the perceptive Captain Lu Chenting was the first to notice the movements of the little four treasures' Dangdang and little fat hands, and he said something.
But they were still slower than little Sibao Dangdang. In an instant, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan, Captain Qiao Zhihong, and the orderly Wang Guobing who was holding little Sibao Dangdang, all fainted on the ground.
"Oh my God—"
Upon seeing the situation, orderly Shen Xiaoqi rushed forward immediately and caught Xiao Sibao Dangdang the moment orderly Wang Guobing fell to the ground.
Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment said, "I'll go, Captain Lu..."
Battalion Commander Zhang Quanyu of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Captain Qiao..."
Xu Chunfei, deputy battalion commander of the first battalion of the first regiment: "Hey, deputy commander Gu!!!"
Fu Xiaosong, the company commander of the 3rd Battalion of the 1st Regiment: "Nuliang..."
Company Commander Hu Xiaowu of the Second Regiment's Third Battalion: "Hey hey hey..."
Li Jianhua, deputy battalion commander of the 1st Battalion of the 2nd Regiment: "Serviceman Wang—"
Yang Chunrong, the company commander of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Damn it!"
Caught off guard, the olive greens present exploded in silence, swarming forward to catch the fainted ones.
"careful!"
"Hold his little hand."
Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment looked at the little Sibao Dangdang in the arms of orderly Shen Xiaoqi, and saw his chubby little hands starting to reach into his trouser pockets again, and he screamed in surprise.
"Oh——"
"Caught."
No sooner said than done, orderly Shen Xiaoqi grabbed little Sibao's chubby little hand and said, "Haha."
"Baby—"
"What did you spill?"
"Give them the antidote quickly—"
"Will it be fatal?"
"I said, we are not bad people——"
"..."
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi asked in panic.
Are you kidding? What if the kid doesn’t know how to be careful and gives someone drugs and kills him?
"..."
"We are not bad guys. Why are you lying in ambush here and arresting us?"
"Let us go, and I'll give you the antidote."
Little Sibao Dangdang, seeing the worried look on orderly Shen Xiaoqi's face, pouted his little mouth and asked in a baby voice with confidence.
“No, no, no, no…”
"You three, hold all three of these kids tight."
"Especially Attendant Shen, you have to keep a close eye on the kid in your hand—"
"He would spread the medicine."
"And Captain Chen (Chen Bin), the one in your hand is also very powerful."
"We need the antidote, and don't lose the baby."
As soon as little Sibao's baby voice fell, Battalion Commander Zhang Quanyu of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment shouted in fear, like a cat with its fur standing on end.
"..."
"Uh--"
"So, I've been underestimated???"
Well, Sanbao Manman, who was held in the arms of Deputy Battalion Commander Luo Tao of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment, was unhappy and muttered silently.
How could this be possible? Sanbao reached into his trouser pockets with his full hands, and a bottle of chili water about ten centimeters in size appeared, and then -
"what--"
Uh, in an instant, Luo Tao, deputy battalion commander of the third battalion of the first regiment, let out a scream like a slaughtered New Year pig, and then the three treasures in his arms were full and escaped his control one by one.
Specially made, full of three treasures, it is a special anti-wolf spray made for his little Xixi. It won’t blind people, but the spiciness is definitely up to a high standard.
To everyone's surprise, who could have imagined that the speed at which the three treasures would be filled would be so fast.
Surprisingly, in no time, he rescued the second child Yuanyuan and the fourth child Dangdang.
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi and Battalion Commander Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment were also surprised. They covered their eyes and screamed.
Fu Xiaosong, the company commander of the 3rd Battalion of the 1st Regiment: "Oh my god—"
Company Commander Hu Xiaowu of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment: “…” What happened?
Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment said, "Fuck, this loach ancestor—"
Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Surround them..."
Li Jianhua, deputy battalion commander of the 1st Battalion of the 2nd Regiment, said: "Catch them! We can't let them escape."
Company Commander Yang Chunrong of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Go ahead..."
"..."
Well, after a fierce "battle", with the joint efforts of a dozen olive greens, they successfully controlled the three little ones.
Several olive green guys took off their coats and wrapped the three little friends, Yuanyuan, Manman and Dangdang, in three layers of layers, wrapping them like silkworm pupae, leaving only their three round little heads showing, which looked very cute.
The main problem was that the three little ones were too precious, and the rough men were afraid of breaking them, so they thought for a long time before coming up with this idea. But it took them a long time to finally succeed and wrap them up like pupae.
He was too defenseless against his own kids. Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, didn't even ask anything, but was knocked down again.
Fortunately, I brought a dozen elite comrades up the mountain, otherwise, the three guys would have escaped again.
Fortunately, serviceman Shen Xiaoqi closed his eyes in time and was only sprayed a little. He immediately rinsed his eyes with water from the military water bottle on his waist and escaped a disaster.
……
Orderly Wu Xiaosong: "Why is this kid wrapped up like this???"
Lu Dazhu: “…” Why is it wrapped like this?
Lu Erzhu: "What is this???"
Well, the three people who caught up from behind saw this funny scene, and their mouths twitched at the same time, seeming to want to say something but stopping themselves.
Lu Dazhu: "Why did you wrap my three nephews like this?"
Sanbao Manman: "Uncle, save us." He shouted in a very loud and crisp voice.
Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Hey, you two, don't go forward—"
Lu Erzhu: "Why?"
Lu Dazhu: "Let me tell you, the three of them are here not for you to wrap up my nephews like this. You are strangling them."
Lu Erzhu: "Yes, let us pass and let my three little nephews go."
The two uncles felt sorry for their nephew and said with a chuckle, disagreeing.
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi said, "Don't worry, we're very careful and can't strangle the three of them."
Yang Chunrong, the company commander of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment, said: "Yes, we dare not—"
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Uncle, Uncle, you two sold us out—"
Lu Dazhu: "I..." was speechless.
Sanbao Manman: "How could you do this, traitor——"
Lu Erzhu: “…”
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Uncle, Erzhu, you Erzhu, you traitor, you must have sold us out first."
Sanbaomanman: "Yes, it must be you——"
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Good uncle, I will never call you uncle again——"
Lu Erzhu: “…” It’s over, now they hate me.
In an instant, the three little ones exploded and spoke in baby voices, each one more fierce than the other, to their two uncles who were three meters away.
Yang Chunrong, the company commander of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment, said: "Haha! Even wrapped up like this, you still don't forget how fierce you are."
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: "Hey! Stop yelling. You three are prisoners now. Will you give it to me? Will you tell me?"
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Hmph——"
Lu Dazhu: "What do you want?"
Lu Erzhu: "You want my nephews to say, what do you want to say?"
After hearing what orderly Shen Xiaoqi said, Lu Dazhu and Lu Erzhu were confused and asked.
Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: "Sister-in-law, where is my sister-in-law?"
Captain Hu Xiaowu of the Second Regiment's Third Battalion said, "Yes, our sister-in-law is on this hill, but these guys won't tell us where she is."
Lu Erzhu: "My sister and Dabao Tuantuan are not in this mountain!"
Lu Dazhu: "Yes, they went to Beijing and should be back soon. Stop wrapping my nephews up and untie them quickly."
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Uncle, uncle—"
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Why did you sell Xiaoxixi and Tuantuan as well?"
Sanbao Manman: "You are bad, I don't want to call you uncle anymore——"
Lu Dazhu: “…” Sold, sold?
Lu Erzhu: “Uh…” He spoke too quickly.
Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment said, "Sister-in-law Su isn't in this mountain???"
Li Jianhua, deputy commander of the 1st Battalion of the 2nd Regiment: "Going to Beijing? Are you coming back soon?"
Yang Chunrong, the company commander of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment: "Then what about the antidote—"
Lu Dazhu: "What antidote..."
Lu Erzhu: “!!!” He was confused again.
When the olive greens collectively moved aside, what caught the eye of Wu Xiaosong, the orderly under Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan, was lying flat on the ground...
Lu Dazhu and Lu Erzhu naturally saw it as well. They were dumbfounded and stunned.
Lu Dazhu: "How did this knock down so many people?"
Lu Erzhu: "Did the three of them do this?"
Orderly soldier Wu Xiaosong: “…” No, that can’t be!
After a long pause, the three of them let out sounds of disbelief.
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