Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s

Chapter 458: Men and women accept or not kiss each other

"Same, long, they all look the same..."

The number of people counted was not enough, and the living devil leader Lu Chenting, who was in a complicated mood, became dazzled as he watched. He could not tell the appearance of his three sons apart.

Well, it’s okay that they look the same, but even their clothes are the same, which can really make people dizzy.

nature--

The other "secret guards" were also rubbing their eyes frantically, trying hard to find the difference.

But in the end, they all lost together - they were just too stupid to tell who was who.

Suddenly.

"..."

“Hohoho——”

"So much, so much, so fat, so fat."

"Well--"

“I can’t pick them all up, I can’t pick them all up…”

"This flower, this flower, and this flower, and this flower, all of them can be stewed with pheasant."

"You, you, and you, let Manman make me a portion of fried bacon with mushrooms."

"So many, so many, I can't pick them all up, I can't pick them all up——"

"..."

The cute little Sibao Dangdang, dragging his little backpack and shaking his chubby little butt, rushed towards a nest of mushrooms. With a plop, he knelt down and muttered to himself.

Little Sibao Dangdang, his raised little butt and snow-white butt crack are faintly visible, so pleasing and sexy.

"Pfft-"

Battalion Commander Chen Bin was hiding in the dense bushes, staring at a small, snow-white butt crack, which was swaying left and right.

The little baby was mumbling in a baby voice, and he suddenly broke down and spoke.

Well, fortunately, the orderly Shen Xiaoqi who was standing next to Battalion Commander Chen Bin was startled and immediately covered his mouth.

"Dangdang——"

"Butt, butt, pull up your pants, or you'll get bit by bugs."

Yuanyuan, the second child of the little fire leopard, who caught up from behind, was a warm brother at heart. He was picking wild black fungus in a hurry while reminding in a baby voice.

"Oh--"

"..."

"If a bug dares to bite my butt, I'll bite it back."

Xiao Ai's little fourth baby Dangdang was obedient and down-to-earth. He turned his hand back, pulled down the small underwear at the back, and then replied with a magical sentence.

"..."

"!!!"

Little Fire Leopard's second child Yuanyuan paused for a moment while picking fresh black fungus with his chubby hands. He tilted his little head, frowned his handsome thick eyebrows, and seemed to be thinking about something. He always felt that what his brother said was strange.

"Well--"

"A bug bites your butt where you poop every day, and then you bite the bug in return?"

"..."

"啕——"

"Dangdang——"

"When you leave the mountain in a few days, don't tell me that I am your brother."

Sanbao Manman came over slowly, put his backpack on the ground, and brushed his brother's sexy butt crack with the dogtail grass in his left hand, saying with disdain in a baby voice.

"Hey..."

"Brother Lu——"

"Is this the big one teasing the small one?"

"Still complaining about—"

"My eldest nephews, this is so cute!"

"How come the big one didn't realize that his little butt crack was also coming out?"

"Hehehe..."

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan, who was lying under the dense bushes, felt so curious that he couldn't hold it back any longer. He leaned over and whispered in the ear of Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil.

"Snapped--"

"Manman——"

The crack of her buttocks was suddenly tickled by the foxtail grass, which made Xiao Sibao Dangdang so angry that she turned around and slapped her sexy little butt hard, making a fierce sound.

I'm not done yet——

"..."

"The pants are too small. Don't you understand?"

"Isn't yours small?"

"hold head high--"

"If you have the guts, stop pulling up your pants all the time."

"I'm just a little lazy. I'm not as diligent as you and Yuanyuan."

"My uncle took the wrong pants, it's not my fault—"

"Stop teasing me about this."

Little Sibao Dangdang got angry and sat down on the ground. He lowered his head, pouted his mouth, and said in a fierce tone. At the end, he raised his little butt and pointed his left little hand at his butt.

"Men are allowed to accept each other without kissing each other."

"Master, I am straight—"

"Did you know."

"..."

Dangdang, the little friend, continued to yell and mutter.

"Pfft-"

"Men shouldn't touch each other!!!"

"..."

After hearing this, orderly Shen Xiaoqi was the first to lower his voice and murmur.

"puff--"

"Men giving and receiving..."

Company Commander Fu Xiaosong of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment also broke through the defense.

"Pfft-"

"Hehehe..."

“Straight!!!”

"What kind of kid is this? He's only three years old and still straight."

Luo Tao from the Third Battalion of the First Regiment also chuckled softly and muttered quietly.

"Hehehe..."

"This kid, also... also...straight..."

"Hehehe——"

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan was laughing so hard that his whole body was shaking.

"..."

Well, all the hidden olive green ones were so amused by Little Sibao Dangdang that their chests were heaving and they were laughing tremblingly.

The three little ones' cheap father, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was naturally also amused. He stopped crying instantly, and the corners of his mouth rose to the level of the sun.

"Pretentious—"

"..."

The three little friends suddenly crossed their arms across their chests and retorted in a persistent baby voice.

I thought this was the end, but——

"..."

"If you dare to tickle my butt again, I'll give you some itching powder too."

"Let me let you experience that itchy and stinging feeling—"

"Go to the hospital."

Well, Xiao Sibao is the king of bombs.

"What--"

"Itchy powder???"

"..."

“Fufufufu——”

Captain Qiao Zhihong was so shocked that his tongue dropped to his lips.

"Itchy, itchy powder—"

"..."

"My three-year-old son did it?"

“It itches and stings!!!”

Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, is so emo...

"..."

"what?"

“It itches and stings!!!”

“Itchy powder!!!”

"No, no way—"

"He He……"

"Three, three years old..."

"I……"

Deputy Head Gu Yiyan was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his voice, clicked his tongue, and stammered.

……

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: "Guo Bing, I, I didn't hear it wrong!"

Wang Guobing's orderly: "I guess, you understand it right."

Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment: "..." He looked as if he had seen a ghost and scratched his ears in disbelief.

Battalion Commander Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment: "No, you're not mistaken, are you?"

Li Jianhua, deputy battalion commander of the 1st Battalion of the 2nd Regiment, said, "We were admitted to the military hospital twice. Was it Captain Lu's three guys who did it?"

Company Commander Yang Chunrong of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment asked: "How is this possible?"

Luo Tao, deputy battalion commander of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment, said: "I've been terribly itchy twice. Both times, it was that three-year-old kid who did it."

Battalion Commander Zhang Quanyu of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment: “…” Who will slap me in the face and wake me up? I’m dreaming.

Xu Chunfei, deputy battalion commander of the first battalion of the first regiment: “!!!” What did I hear?

Fu Xiaosong, the company commander of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment, said: "This three-year-old baby with a leaky bottom, he, he..."

Company Commander Hu Xiaowu of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment: "..." He was stunned.

Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment said: "I was knocked over twice by a baby?"

In an instant, the olive greens under the lush bushes looked at each other, and a party started to break out on their faces, with all kinds of expressions such as disbelief, shock, and speechlessness appearing on their faces.

Well, it exploded, all of it exploded, and suddenly they started having a chat.

……

"You're so brave, you little bastard."

"Do you threaten me?"

"Be careful I won't cook you a big meal."

"Be careful or I'll stew your big black goose."

The clever Sanbao Manman picked up a freshly picked mushroom from his backpack, squeezed it hard, and retorted fiercely.

"you dare--"

The big black goose is now the favorite of little Sibao Dangdang. After hearing this, little Sibao Dangdang stood up from the ground, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to go to battle.

"Noisy, noisy—"

"Don't make any noise—"

"Are you two playing tricks again? Are you planning to leave me alone to pick mushrooms again?"

"Pinch me again and I'll hang you both from the tree."

The second child of the little fire leopard, Yuanyuan, heard it without hearing anything. He stopped picking the black fungus in his hands, raised his eyebrows, and bombarded in a fierce voice.

"..."

"hang!"

"Uh, I can't hang up."

"Stop arguing, stop arguing."

"I don't want to be like those guys the day before yesterday, hanging on the tree like bacon."

"Pick it up, pick it up. I'll pick it up right away."

"It's all you--"

"Pretentious kid."

The third baby, Manman, pouted his little mouth and responded to the second baby, Yuanyuan, while not forgetting to chirp the fourth baby, Dangdang.

"you still……"

"Medicine you——"

"..."

"A small explosive pack."

The cute little fourth baby Dangdang stretched his little neck and scolded the third baby Manman while complaining about the second baby Yuanyuan.

"..."

"Hang, hang on a tree?"

"Is it what I thought???"

Captain Qiao Zhihong, who had just recovered from the shocking news, was confused again.

"Uh--"

"The day before yesterday I was..."

"It was this little kid who hung him on the tree!!!"

"I--"

Luo Tao, deputy battalion commander of the third battalion of the first regiment, was shocked. He froze and felt ashamed.

Well, he is the deputy battalion commander——

But when he thought about it, dozens of his comrades were laid on the iron beds in the hospital. Deputy Battalion Commander Luo Tao seemed to have found the organization and felt a little comforted.

"No way!"

"How many children did our captain give birth to?"

"This, this, this is too close, it's scary."

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi twitched the corners of his mouth and secretly complained in his heart.

"..."

The orderly of the Kingdom Army, his brain has crashed, he lies stupidly under the bushes in disbelief, emo~~~

"Depend on--"

"how is this possible?"

"A baby over three years old!!!"

"It's over. The A711 unit has lost all face."

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan looked at them with an unconvinced look. The three little ones not far away were gritting their teeth and gurgling softly.

"..."

Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, is even more emo now.

As the olive greens under the normal bushes fell into incredible contemplation, something unexpected happened—

"Yuanyuan——"

"What are you going to do?"

"Pee?"

As expected of twin brothers, Sanbao was full of energy. Seeing Erbao Yuanyuan walking towards the bushes on the right with his legs stretched out, he asked in tacit understanding.

"Um--"

"Go pee over there and water the 'little tree'—"

The cute little fire leopard Yuanyuan continued to cheer on his short corgi legs as he walked towards the low bushes on the right, responding in a baby voice.

Sanbaomanman: "Do you want to pee?"

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Well, pee——"

Sanbaomanman: "Wait for us to be together."

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Yuanyuan, don't pee yet. Let's pee together. Let's see who can pee the farthest."

Erbao Yuanyuan: “…” Farther than urine?

Sanbao Manman: "Yuanyuan, did you hear that? Competition."

Erbao Yuanyuan: "Let's compete. Hurry up, who's afraid of who?"

Well, the three little ones can even make a race track by just peeing.

“Pee, pee!!!”

Captain Qiao Zhihong, who was the first to react, felt a pang in his heart and stammered softly.

"Water, water the 'little tree'!!!"

"..."

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi shuddered, looked at the camouflage on his comrades - small tree "branches", and stammered in a low voice.

"Little Tree???"

The naive Wang Guobing orderly felt something was wrong and muttered to himself.

"Xiao, Xiaoshu?"

"Oops……"

Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment took a look at the group of people hiding in the bushes and felt something was wrong.

"Uh--"

"The target is coming towards us."

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan felt his back tense and muttered something.

"..."

The other olive greens were also at a loss.

"cough--"

"Xiao, Xiao Lu, what if we get discovered?"

Captain Qiao Zhihong said immediately.

"..."

At this moment, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil who had recovered from his shock, felt as if thousands of deer were running around in his heart.

Well, three years ago, the sons he almost aborted were approaching him. How could his heart not be beating faster?

"No, I don't want to go to the military hospital again."

"I've had enough of that itch."

"I want……"

Deputy Head Gu Xiayan pouted and said aggrievedly.

"Don't scare them."

"Wait until they're done peeing."

Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was so excited and nervous that he clenched his fists and spoke in a hoarse voice.

"Shh-"

When Deputy Battalion Commander Xu Chunfei of the First Battalion of the First Regiment booed, the olive green soldiers all fell silent and lowered their heads collectively.

In an instant, they turned into small saplings longing for water.

"Right here—"

"Let's compete right here."

Little Sibao Dangdang stopped not far away from Captain Lu Chenting, Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan, Captain Qiao Zhihong and others, and said in a loud voice.

"OK--"

"bring it on!"

Erbao Yuanyuan, a little friend, pulled up his pants to reveal his little elephant and said bravely.

"whee--"

"coming."

The three treasures are full and cute.

"And mine."

“This time, I want to be first.”

Little Sibao Dangdang also invited out his little elephant, and called out in a baby voice.

"Line up, line up."

"Prepare."

"Three, two, one, start—"

"..."

Erbao Yuanyuan was giving orders like an instructor, and as soon as he gave the order, three pillars of boy's urine spurted out at the same time.

"Wow—"

"Why are you targeting me?"

"Weren't those three guys just facing the small bushes nearby? Have they all turned around?"

Suddenly, Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan felt a cool sensation on his neck, and was so frightened that he started to scream silently.

"..."

"Are you holding it in so urgently?"

Little Sibao Dangdang was happily serving his father with his boy's urine. Captain Lu Chenting, who was like a living devil and whose heart was softened, felt extremely happy and endured it motionlessly.

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