"hiss--"

"You are the elite soldiers of our army. How come you are all so depraved?"

"Everyone is injured. Did they get infected?"

"Did the villagers do all this?"

"wrong--"

"This thing is designed—"

"It's like a battlefield, one thing after another..."

Political Commissar Jiang Daye is with the living devil, Captain Lu Chenting.

He glanced at the situation at the scene with a sharp gaze and spoke in disbelief.

"Um--"

Captain Lu Chenting responded in a deep voice with a serious expression and a dark light flashing in his eyes.

In fact, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, had already noticed something was wrong.

The traps in the deep mountains were so cleverly designed and secretive that even he couldn't guard against some of them.

Everything seemed to be designed to welcome them and had been prepared here long ago.

These small traps and mechanisms are not very harmful, but they are extremely insulting.

They either used bamboo clamps to pinch their feet and legs, or they were hit with mud balls and headless arrows.

There are also hard-to-defend wild boar traps, vine tripping vines and dung paste.

You’re welcome. I can even hang you upside down on a tree in the sky.

Well, it’s too damn exciting.

……

Sanbao Manman: "Did you see it?"

Erbao Yuanyuan: "I saw it clearly, um, it looks like——"

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Just like Tuantuan."

Erbao Yuanyuan: "That's our cheap dad, I think."

Sanbaomanman: "..." Either I said it or it is.

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Give him a hard time. If he moves two or three meters forward, Yuanyuan, you can use your slingshot to serve him."

Erbao Yuanyuan: "Okay."

Sanbaomanman: "Is this really necessary?"

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Nonsense——"

Sanbao Manman: "But he looks a little sad, and it seems that they are all soldiers."

Erbao Yuanyuan: "No matter what, we have to fight. The others will have to ask cheap dad to reimburse the medical expenses. He has abandoned Xiao Xixi for more than three years."

Little Sibao Dangdang: "That's right, this cheap dad is now aware of it. He suddenly appeared and picked up a ready-made son, and he picked up four at once, and all four are the same. He must not be allowed to get away with it."

Sanbao Manman: "Forget it, let's do as you say. He made Xiao Xixi suffer so much, so let's not be polite."

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Well, you're welcome——"

Erbao Yuanyuan: "Yes, don't be polite to him."

High up in the mountains, three little ones were lying in a hidden bush, talking to each other and biting each other's ears.

"Old Li, why do I feel like something is going to happen?"

Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment, who continued to advance, rubbed his big butt that had been hit by the headless arrow and spoke slowly.

"Don't be such a jinx—"

"My crotch still hurts!"

"It finally calmed down."

Li Jianhua, deputy battalion commander of the 1st Battalion of the 2nd Regiment, scratched his own part and replied aggrievedly.

"Manman, you retreat first——"

"Leave it to us here."

Little Sibao Dangdang, who was lying under the bushes, frowned and said seriously.

"It's an order—"

"Then I'll leave first and go back to stew pheasant for you."

"..."

The three little friends obeyed the order obediently, then quickly jumped up and retreated.

"Yuanyuan, the slingshot is ready, listen to my command."

As soon as Sanbao Manman left, Sibao Dangdang turned around and said to Erbao Yuanyuan, "Haha."

"Dangdang——"

"I'm ready."

Erbao Yuanyuan, with sharp eyes, was the first to respond.

The tense atmosphere seemed to fill the entire mountain.

Suddenly.

"Hit, Yuanyuan——"

Well, the little four treasures are good little friends who act decisively.

As soon as the little Sibao Dangdang finished speaking, the little fire leopard Yuanyuan completed the task.

A huge hornet's nest hanging on the tree just above Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was broken by Yuanyuan with a slingshot.

In an instant, hornets swarmed out of the nest and attacked the soldiers under the tree.

"Eh--"

"Fuck——"

"Horse, wasp——"

"..."

Suddenly, the olive greens started running around with their heads in their hands.

Captain Lu Chenting, the Living King of Hell: "Someone—"

Political Commissar Jiang Daye: “Ouch——” He was stung by a wasp.

Captain Qiao Zhihong: "There was clearly someone..." How come he disappeared?

Deputy Captain Gu Yifang: "Oh my god, damn..." His left ear was also stung by a wasp.

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: "Ouch——" He was hit on the right cheek.

"..."

Well, the scene was in chaos.

"Quick Yuanyuan——"

"Keep hitting, and sprinkle my newly developed itching powder on them."

After finishing a job, Dangdang quickly moved to another hidden place under the bushes and continued to give orders to Yuanyuan who was following him.

Well, Yuanyuan, who is serious about playing slingshot, is the most handsome guy in the mountains. He uses the itching powder to tie his little friend Dangdang to the tree, and he always hits the target accurately.

In an instant, white itchy powder began to rain down on the heads of the olive green girls, making them look like fairies.

"Dangdang——"

"You retreat first, I'll fall behind, and after we defeat the last two, I'll follow."

The decisive Erbao Yuanyuan saw that it was almost done and whispered in a milky voice.

"Hee hee hee……"

"Okay, Yuanyuan, I'll go find Manman first and get some chicken and mushroom soup."

After a series of victories, the smiling little Sibao Dangdang happily responded in a baby voice.

Dangdang, little friend, not long after retreating, Yuanyuan completed the task of spreading itching powder with the slingshot.

"That--"

"Twelve o'clock."

"hiss--"

“Whoa, whoa, it hurts—”

Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong's face was already bruised and swollen from being hit by mud marbles.

At this moment, my forehead was attacked by a wasp again, uh——

But he had sharp vision and hearing, and he immediately noticed the movement and spoke in a hoarse voice.

The late itch is the most fatal blow.

Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, naturally noticed it at the first moment.

He passed by like a flash of lightning—

But who knew that what served him was pain in the balls, and that sore feeling was something he would never forget.

Well, round little things are always treated equally.

Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was holding his legs together, feeling both pain and relief.

Because he saw it, saw a kid, shaking his sexy little butt, running away triumphantly!

That kid was one of the three kids he had seen before.

Lu Chenting could never forget that little figure! Nor did he dare to forget it!!!

However, the current deputy captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, is in trouble and cannot chase, while his comrades below are itching to catch up.

He himself also began to feel itchy all over.

"hiss--"

"Son, you are going to ruin your mother's happiness!"

"Stinky boy!"

Yes! That's his own child, Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was certain of it. He clamped his legs together in pain, scratched his body in itchiness, and muttered softly.

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