Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s

"have a look--"

The three treasures were full, and the milky sound echoed.

However, he followed behind Dangdang, and he could learn it at a glance, but he failed as soon as he started learning. No matter how he shook his chubby little butt, he could not get the carefree feeling of little Sibao Dangdang.

"..."

"Forehead--"

"Can't these two just walk normally???"

Erbao Yuanyuan showed a disgusted expression and muttered softly.

But he himself also has a sexy, round little butt that shakes happily when he jogs.

……

Yuanyuan, the second little Fire Leopard who loves mechanisms, combined his admiration for Lu Ban and Mozi with the 21st century mechanism science. This time, the little three-year-old baby brought his younger brothers to set up a mechanism banquet that took up half of the mountain.

He also made rational use of abandoned pits and reactivated several traps on the hill that were originally set by villagers for wild boars and other animals.

This is not——

"what--"

"what--"

"..."

The screams were continuous and resounded throughout the entire mountain.

"Oh my god—"

"Fu..."

Well, Deputy Battalion Commander Xu Chunfei of the First Battalion of the First Regiment stumbled heavily after being tripped by vines, and then successfully fell into a wild boar trap more than two meters deep.

"..."

"!!!"

"Xu, Deputy Battalion Commander Xu."

"Are you okay?"

Soldier A, who was making the Great Leap Forward with Deputy Battalion Commander Xu Chunfei, cleverly dodged the attack. He then leaned over the mouth of the pit and shouted to those below, expressing his concern.

"..."

“Hey, hey hey hey——”

"My uncle——"

Soldier A, before he could even say a few words of concern, was attacked heavily from behind by something.

My goodness! Deputy Battalion Commander Xu Chunfei, who was at the bottom of the pit, had just stood up while rubbing his waist when he was suddenly crushed by the overwhelming force.

Well, the two of them lay down obediently in the deep pit.

"..."

"You, I—"

Everything was fine originally, but the sudden pressure made Xu Chunfei, deputy battalion commander of the 1st Battalion of the 1st Regiment, who had twisted his waist, his eyes rolled back, the sky was full of stars, and he could not speak clearly.

not far away.

"what--"

"Whoohoo-"

"Feet, feet, feet, feet, feet—"

"It's such a pain for my daughter."

“Fufufufu——”

Chen Bin, the extremely cautious battalion commander of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment, kicked someone and caused a pain that was even worse than the pain of torture.

He stood on one leg in an instant, his face was of no use, and he began to howl miserably.

"Wow, wow wow..."

"Depend on!!!"

"Shen Xiaoqi——"

"Why is there still shit here——"

"啕——"

"My hand is broken, it stinks, it stinks—"

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan was almost tripped by a thin and resilient vine and knelt on one knee on the ground. When he supported himself with his right hand, shit got all over his right hand.

The round vines are full of shit, and the little friend Dangdang dug a hole that is neither too deep nor too shallow, just the right size.

"This this……"

"Which villager dug the hole and buried the shit?"

"The pit, why don't you dig it deeper?"

"啕——"

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi came over and looked at the down-to-earth shit paste in Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan's hand. He was disgusted and didn't dare to move forward, pretending to complain.

Well, orderly Shen Xiaoqi never imagined that this was part of the "mechanical banquet" specially prepared for the three little ones.

"Damn it."

"Shen Xiaoqi——"

"What's that expression on your face?"

"Your uncle's——"

"You are the only one who despises me, ah——"

"啕——"

The perceptive deputy commander Gu Yiyan noticed the disgusted expression on the orderly Shen Xiaoqi's face at a glance, and he became angry and said angrily.

“No, no, no—”

"Where, where can—"

"You, you, you, wipe it, wipe it——"

Shen Xiaoqi, a serviceman under the command of Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, shuddered, grabbed a handful of leaves from the bushes and threw them to Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan, who was covered in feces and stinking of feces, then turned around and ran away.

"Shen Xiaoqi, you——"

"Just wait for me."

"..."

"Forehead--"

"Hahaha……"

Well, before serviceman Shen Xiaoqi could run a few steps, he was hit by a vine and fell down with a bruised face. Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan was gloating over his misfortune.

Great front.

"Depend on--"

"Who hit me——"

"..."

Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment covered his butt and said something.

"Fuck——"

"..."

Luo Tao, deputy battalion commander of the third battalion of the first regiment, was also attacked unexpectedly and was hung upside down by a thick vine.

"Ouch——"

With a wail, Battalion Commander Zhang Quanyu of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment clamped his legs together instantly and screamed.

Well, his "brother" was attacked.

"..."

"elder brother--"

"Yes, or shall we go back first?"

"I have a strong feeling that these three are responsible for this."

Comrade Lu Erzhu, a 17-year-old boy, grabbed Lu Dazhu, who was following the olive greens into the mountains, and whispered in his ear in a low voice.

"..."

"!!!"

"The three of them?"

"Erzhu, are you sure?"

Lu Dazhu's heart skipped a beat and he asked in surprise.

"elder brother--"

"Think about it, think about that time in the Northwest when Erbao used a string to trip you."

“And shit—”

"In the northwest, I was once cheated by Xiao Sibao in the snow earlier this year and got a handful of shit."

"You, you forgot."

"..."

Lu Erzhu seriously recalled the time when the two brothers were pranked by the four little ones in the Northwest, and he talked about it nonstop.

"Oh——"

"No wonder these scenes feel so familiar to me."

"..."

"Okay, then let's go back first. If the three of them really team up, then we can't joke about it. Who knows, there might be even more powerful ones waiting for us later. We will suffer a lot."

"Yes, Erzhu, let's retreat first..."

"Go back and wait for the big black goose."

"..."

Lu Dazhu, after a shudder, began to chatter incessantly.

Lu Erzhu and Lu Dazhu are very action-oriented and will retreat as soon as they are told to.

"Hey!"

"Brother Dazhu, Comrade Erzhu, where are you going?"

Captain Qiao Zhihong, who was not far from Lu Dazhu and Lu Erzhu, was very alert. He immediately noticed that the two Lu brothers were about to turn around and leave the team, and immediately asked someone to tell them.

"..."

“Heh, heh—”

"Captain, we two brothers won't go up with you. It would only cause you a lot of trouble. Look at you..."

"Let's go back first and work in the fields."

Lu Dazhu pointed at the injured soldiers and laughed with a forced smile.

"..."

"That—"

"Brother Dazhu, you and Comrade Erzhu should go back first."

"Wang Guobing, send them back to Lujia Village safely."

Captain Qiao Zhihong looked at the situation on the scene and felt that they were indeed a little overwhelmed, so he spoke.

"Yes."

Wang Guobing, whose face was bruised and swollen by the unknown wild fruit, immediately responded.

Comrade Wang Guobing naturally understood the look his regiment commander gave him - he was just looking at the two brothers.