I have many powerful aunts, in stark contrast to my less reliable uncles.

Ever since I can remember, my third uncle has not been well-liked by officials.

Of course, he didn't care. It was said that his biggest wish was to marry a beautiful maid in Prince Guo's mansion. Unfortunately, he pushed the maid to a point of desperation and she poured a bucket of slop on his head, which made him a famous joke in the capital.

Not only that, my gentle and virtuous third aunt also stood outside Prince Guo's mansion with a stick in her hand and apologized personally.

I heard that in the end, Uncle Seventeen came out to mediate, but he was caught off guard and got hit with two sticks, leaving him with a panda eye for a long time.

My fourth uncle married far away and lives outside the Great Wall, but he is in good health.

Until later, when my third aunt's sister Luan Chong officially ascended the throne, my fourth uncle was still busy chasing his latest favorite male guest.

My fifth uncle is the weirdest of all. I can't even remember how many funerals he has held for me. He and my third uncle are like brothers. Everyone in the capital knows them. Anyone who sees them will take a detour.

If I have to pick out someone who is more reliable, it would probably be my uncle.

It’s a pity about my uncle’s appearance. He is obviously a handsome man, but he can never make it into the top ten handsome men list every year.

Because all the girls in the capital knew that he was a "sister's treasure boy".

All of my aunts have achieved great success, which makes my uncle look particularly strong and simple-minded. Most women would gossip about him behind their backs. He only knows how to "eat his sister" and talk about how great my sister is all the time, but he himself has no strength at all.

So my uncle was a bachelor for half his life, and finally followed Aunt Lingxi's footsteps and went to the other side of the ocean, where he finally found a wife who didn't despise him.

Oh, by the way, I also have an awesome mother named Uku.

Since I was a child, I have heard that Wuku's mother is in poor health. Her mood swings will cause headaches, and she needs to recuperate from time to time.

But no one would have thought that Mother Wuku would live to be 92 years old!!!

If I hadn't always been in good health, it would be hard to say who would send whom away.

Anyway, every year on my mother's death anniversary, I would habitually report on Wuku's mother's life when I burned incense and candles for her, including but not limited to the fact that she created her own font, adopted several children... and had several late-life romances.

But this is nothing too surprising.

After all, no one can break the third aunt's love achievements.

I heard that the third aunt was in power at the time and the court officials were powerless to resist, so they finally came up with the idea of ​​forcing the baby to give birth.

Firstly, the Qing Dynasty needed an heir, and secondly, it was very difficult for a woman to give birth to a child. I guess he didn't have the energy to keep controlling the government.

However, she did not expect that the third aunt was not an ordinary woman. She agreed on the spot without even asking the ministers to submit petitions again and again. She also directly asked the boy from the official's family to enter the palace.

The official had no idea that such a thing would happen, but he could not refuse. He could only go home with tears in his eyes and pick out a son with good appearance. After washing him clean, he stuffed him into a sedan chair and carried him directly into the palace.

Unfortunately, in the end, the third aunt still despised the man for being unclean, but for the sake of the man's reputation, she did not disclose too many details. Anyway, in the end, he was sent directly to the cold palace, where he spent the rest of his life in seclusion.

Later, the third aunt would randomly "call the roll" from time to time, asking each family to carefully train their own boys and not to do anything dirty that would bring shame to the family behind them.

For several years, my third aunt took in countless handsome men into the palace, but unfortunately, none of them stayed there permanently.

Some of them violated palace rules and lost half their lives, some were sent to the cold palace, and some were even sent home.

Their family members were dumbfounded.

No, you've already used it, why are you returning it?!

My third aunt only expressed her opinion on "pure love" and she was not responsible for whether it would be easy for men to find another partner after ending their so-called romantic relationship.

My third aunt is indeed a person who can accomplish great things. She is my lifelong idol and truly the most insightful woman!

For example, when the previous emperor passed away, Third Aunt was already the actual ruler. When faced with the ministers' proposal to hold a coronation ceremony, she smiled faintly and said, "I didn't realize you were quite so ceremonial."

"Without this ceremony, I can't control you?"

For example, my third aunt didn’t like being addressed as “Empress” and she expressed her impatience about it.

"Why should a man be the emperor, and a woman be called the 'empress'? Why don't you go home and call your father 'Ama'?"

For this reason, she ordered the civil servants to work overtime overnight to change all the records of the previous emperor to "male emperor", which made the civil servants angry and cursed.

Of course, they certainly didn't dare to scold the emperor, they could only scold the big fool who flattered the emperor too much and ended up flattering the horse's hoof.

The third aunt was in power for a total of thirty-seven years. After passing the throne to Luan Chong, she just left, rejected the proposal to build a palace for her retirement, and started a spontaneous trip.

Unfortunately, I can no longer be my third aunt’s lackey and accompany her around the world.

Because Luan Chong had directly and forcibly arrested me and brought me into the palace, and because of her tough attitude towards capturing coolies, I took the initiative to observe a three-minute silence for the ministers who secretly held a banquet at home to see off the retired emperor as he left the capital.

You are happy too early.

Although the big devil is gone, the new generation of devil PRO MAX has made a shining debut, and you will definitely have something to deal with!!

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