The wish of the Qing Dynasty is fulfilled
Chapter 260: Longyue Extra
My name is Aisin-Gioro Yuezhuo, and my mother’s name is Wen Yi.
I am not my mother's biological child. I have been very clear about this since I was very young.
Because my third aunt said that I was a divine deer given to my mother as a gift, I was happy for a long time.
As a result, when I was four years old, she was probably too busy and her memory was confused, so I heard another version. She said that I was a gift given to my mother by a ferruginous beast.
The four-year-old me was obviously not as easy to fool as the three-year-old me, but I was just a little smarter.
I returned to the princess's mansion crying and asked my mother what the secret was to attract creatures in nature and why I had never received any gifts from any animals?
Finally, amid my mother's laughter, a bird dropped its excrement on my head, and I received my first "gift", even though I didn't like it.
Later, my mother found that I was howling with my mouth wide open to the point of suffocation, and she panicked and urgently asked for help from her sister, Aunt Qionghua.
Aunt Qionghua is so awesome. She is the principal of the number one kindergarten in Beijing. No matter how naughty the children are, they will be obedient around her. I also rely on Aunt Qionghua the most.
Many people have been puzzled as to why she is particularly good at educating children. The third aunt explained that it is because Aunt Qionghua has studied abroad and has a wealth of knowledge.
Although I didn’t understand what studying abroad meant at that time, I couldn’t help but sigh from the bottom of my heart that people who have studied abroad are so amazing!
I chased my mother and asked if there were any other aunts who had returned from studying abroad. My mother looked at me with a strange look and finally forced a weird smile.
She said, I have an uncle who is also studying abroad, but his academic performance is not very ideal, so he has not returned yet.
As a little kid, I couldn't help but sigh and look forward to the day when that uncle would come back.
When I grew up and recalled this incident again, the only thing that came to my mind was "God damn it, he studied abroad."
I just mentioned that Aunt Qionghua is the principal of a kindergarten, but my mother is not bad either. She is not only the president of the Qing Daily, but also in charge of the management of several newspapers such as the Youth Daily and Science Daily.
Not only that, she even founded the annual Beijing's No. 1 Most Handsome Man Contest. After the contest, she would compile the portraits and information of the top ten contestants and publish them. This is the number one pre-sale sales volume in Beijing's entertainment category every year!
But Aunt Lingxi is also very powerful. When I was a child, I had conflicts with other children, as long as I mentioned Aunt Lingxi, we would immediately make up.
Because Aunt Lingxi has a very powerful mouth.
Not only can no one win an argument with her, but she is also very good at being sarcastic and swearing without using any foul language.
Unfortunately, she was later sent by my third aunt to work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and I haven't seen her for a long time. But fortunately, she would send back a lot of gifts during the holidays, all of which were novelties that were not available in the Qing Dynasty.
If you ask me which aunt I am most afraid of, it would definitely be Aunt Jinghe.
Because she can read minds!!!
Although my mother explained it to me many times, I still firmly believed it until I reached middle age.
Apart from mind reading, I have no other reason to explain why every time I do something bad, Aunt Jing and I will notice it at a glance and expose it in just a few words!
Fortunately, I am not the only one who is afraid of her. Her reputation has reached the point where it can stop babies from crying. As long as an adult threatens them with "If you don't admit it, Princess Jinghe will come to arrest you", even the most stubborn child will be scared to tears and confess directly.
I still remember when I was ten years old, during the last palace examination of the imperial examination, Aunt Jinghe suddenly appeared, glanced at the students present, and finally scared a contestant with weak psychological quality to tears.
In the end, she even cried and "surrendered" on the spot, revealing her past history of playing with the feelings of several girls from decent families. Even the money for her imperial examination was raised by two men with all their might.
When this incident happened, no one dared to talk to each other during the palace examination, but it quickly became the number one topic in the capital.
Some accused the woman of being ungrateful and playing with other people's feelings, while others said the men were incompetent and couldn't even take care of their own women.
But most of them laughed and said that the woman was "capable" and "lucky". Although it was a joke, there was a hint of envy in their words.
My mother took the opportunity to seize the hot topic and personally wrote a report, interviewing an official named Yan and his virtuous wife.
As soon as this report was released, it immediately received heated discussion.
Especially what Yan's husband said: "No matter how happy you are outside, as long as I appear, they have to be humble and subservient. They are the hotel outside, and I am home."
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