Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Master! No! This incense can kill people!"

Qiu Sheng looked pitifully at Uncle Jiu for help.

However, Uncle Jiu smiled coldly.

"Deserve it!"

"Hey! Master, don't go!"

Qiu Sheng wailed, but Uncle Jiu was too lazy to pay attention to him and went back to his room with his hands behind his back.

"Master is right, you deserve it!"

Wencai, who had just finished rinsing his mouth frantically, walked up to Qiu Sheng and said with relief.

"Hey! Wencai, how do I treat you normally?"

Qiu Sheng lowered his voice and said stealthily.

"Hmph, you still have the nerve to tell me how you treat me? I wish I could give you another one!"

"No way! I always think of you when I get something good. This time it was really an accidental injury. So, Wujiao, help me!"

Qiu Sheng winked and began to tempt people!

Five cents!

You can buy a lot of good things in town.

It is very tempting to a poor guy like Wencai who has no money!

"Ahem, we're all good brothers, so why bother talking about money? Well, how can I help you?"

Wencai also lowered his voice and looked around furtively. Seeing that Uncle Jiu did not come out, he felt relieved.

Qiu Sheng looked at the thick and long Gaoxiang.

"Help me blow it!"

"If you can just blow it for me, I'll give you a nickel!"

"You must be kidding! This one is so thick and long, it must be worth at least one dollar. Otherwise, find someone else!"

"Just one piece! I'll give it to you after I blow it. Hurry up!"

Qiu Sheng couldn't wait any longer.

"No, who knows if you'll default on your debt? I'm very skeptical of your character!"

Wencai's mushroom head shook wildly.

People say Wencai is stupid, but when it comes to money, this guy is smarter than a monkey.

hiss!

Qiu Sheng has a toothache!

When did this guy become so smart!

"Look, I have five cents in my pocket. Take it first. When you're done blowing me, I'll give you another five cents. Is that all right?"

Wencai wanted to shake his head.

Treat me like a fool!

What if you don’t pay the balance after the blow?

"Alright! Wencai, you're awesome! One dollar! It's in my pocket, take it quickly!"

Qiu Sheng's heart was bleeding, this was a huge sum of money!

It took him a long time to save enough money.

I was thinking about having the opportunity to visit Yihongyuan to broaden my horizons, but I didn't expect to be tricked by Wencai.

Just wait, until I get out of this predicament, I will definitely give you a good beating!

Wencai jokingly took a handful of coins from Qiu Sheng's pocket, counted them, and found that there was exactly one dollar.

"Hey! I'm not looking at the money. We're all brothers, so I'll help you blow it!"

Wencai collected the money, then came to the incense burner, took a deep breath, and blew it like a toad.

The incense head of Gaoxiang lights up instantly and then burns faster!

Qiu Sheng's foundation is indeed good. He squats in a horse stance with two wine jars on his legs, and his horse stance is still very stable.

"Hey, hurry up! Faster!"

"Don't rush, it's already very fast."

It’s still fast, if any faster I’ll roll my eyes!

"Don't talk, just blow it quickly."

What a pair of funny guys!

……

It's getting late!

In the yard, Qiu Sheng was sweating profusely and his clothes were all wet, but there was still half of the incense in the incense burner that had not burned out.

Wencai collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath.

This is because the brain is deprived of oxygen due to blowing for too long.

"Hey, don't rest, it's not over yet, keep going!"

Qiu Sheng urged.

He had been squatting there for an hour and still had two jars of wine. He had already performed exceptionally well today.

Wencai gasped for breath and waved his hands weakly.

"Bragging, bragging, I can't do it anymore, you have to work harder!"

Wencai said this, slowly stood up, and walked towards the kitchen unsteadily.

"Wencai! You're leaving now! You're leaving before you've finished playing the flute. Do you know that I need my money back?"

(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~

Let me return my money? Dream on!

"I'm going to cook for my master. If you want me to play the flute, I have to wait until the meal is ready!"

Wencai is very proud of his talent.

It's already dinner time, are you sure you want me to continue?

Qiu Sheng is numb.

Depend on!

When did this stupid mushroom head become so smart!

He delayed Master and Uncle's meals and was punished. What should I do now?

"Wencai, hurry up!"

"Got it, just wait!"

This wait lasted an hour!

……

Squeak——

The door of the morgue was pushed open.

Mushroom-headed Wencai walked in as usual, went straight to the table and picked up a bundle of incense sticks.

Wencai made a huge profit today and the smile on his face never faded.

Wencai lit all the incense sticks with the oil lamp on the table, then came to the door and greeted people outside.

"Dear uncles, brothers and sisters, come back for dinner!"

There are rules for charity cemeteries too!

In addition to cleaning every day and ensuring the accommodation environment, they also have to eat when people eat.

In addition, you cannot walk close to the wall, whistle, or say anything disrespectful in the charity cemetery, otherwise you will die without knowing how you died.

"You are the guests here, you guys should eat first!"

Wencai came to the row of customers where Taoist Simu was sitting, took a handful of incense from his hand and put it in the incense burner.

"My friends, you're welcome!"

As he spoke, Wencai saw the flame of the oil lamp on the table flickering, as if it would go out at any time.

The customers behind the desk were also staggering, which frightened Wencai so much that he felt a chill on the back of his neck.

Oh my god, if this is destroyed, these big brothers will run around everywhere and we will be in big trouble!

Wencai quickly picked up the wick with tweezers and pulled out a piece. The flame became much brighter and the customers behind him stopped shaking!

"Phew! Done! Master will definitely get mad again if we let these big guys run around!"

Wencai shook his head, took the remaining incense and began to distribute it to other residents in the house.

Outside the compartment, Lin Yi listened to the movement inside and looked at the pocket watch in his hand.

It’s almost twelve o’clock!

After twelve o'clock, he can sign in again.

I don’t know if the signed items will be different if I sign in to the same place repeatedly.

Lin Yi was looking forward to it and was eager to try it out.

Tick ​​tock!

The second hand moves one by one.

"Wow!"

Wencai's shrill scream was heard instantly.

Lin Yi moved quickly and rushed into the compartment.

In the morgue, a "zombie" was seen pouncing towards Wencai with its teeth bared.

Wencai was almost frightened to death. He ran around in panic and knocked over the table at the door with a bang.

It is the table where the oil lamps for Taoist Simu’s customers are placed!

The next second, the talismans stuck on the foreheads of the eleven customers fell off one after another, and their tightly closed eyes opened at the same time.

His emotionless, beast-like eyes instantly locked onto Wencai and the "zombie" in the room.

Here we go! It starts with the classic Mr. Zombie scene, with Qiu Sheng pretending to be a zombie to scare Wencai.

But this time Qiu Sheng worked extra hard.

Qiu Sheng was cheated out of a large sum of money by Wencai, so he must be taught a lesson tonight!

"Oh my god, Master, help me!"

"Wow!"

Qiu Sheng pinched Wencai's neck, screamed with a ferocious expression, and accidentally dropped the dentures in his mouth.

Wencai:? ? ?

Qiu Sheng: emm

"It's over, don't be afraid, it's me!"

"You bastard!"

Wencai was about to curse when he saw a group of customers surrounding him from behind.

"Mom!"

"I told you not to be afraid, it's me!"

Qiu Sheng laughed out loud. He knew Wencai was timid, but he didn't expect him to be so timid. Or was it that his makeup skills were top-notch and he scared the piss out of him just by his appearance?

The eleven big guys jumped around, getting closer and closer.

Qiu Sheng was forced into a corner by Wencai, but he was still happy and didn't notice that he was surrounded from behind.

When Lin Yi saw this scene, he threw the zombie ghost out without hesitation.

boom!

"Sign in!"

Swish!

The zombie ghost was taken back again, so quickly that it seemed as if he had never appeared.

Ding!

[Congratulations to the host for signing in to the charity cemetery and obtaining...]

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