Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Okay! After three days, everything will be up to Uncle Jiu!"

As Ren Fa was speaking with a smile, the waiter came over with coffee and tomato juice.

"Ayi, tomato juice..."

Ren Fayi turned his head and was startled.

I saw my daughter putting makeup on Lin Yi.

He was just a little boy with red lips, white teeth and crystal-clear jade, but now he has turned into a little monster with a small bun and a red face.

Lin Yi looked hopeless, but he didn't dare to be mean to Ren Tingting. After all, she was a big client of his master.

Just wait, if you put ugly makeup on me today, I will make you cry like an ugly person later!

At this moment, Lin Yi looked like a kindergarten kid going to a performance.

I simply couldn’t see it!

Cough!

Uncle Jiu also noticed Lin Yi's change and choked on his own saliva.

My goodness, where is my clean and cute little apprentice? How come he turned into a little goblin!

"Tingting, you learned this in the provincial capital!"

Ren Fa was speechless.

I thought I learned some advanced makeup techniques, but this is the result!

Is this also called makeup?

This is clearly called making an ugly face!

After being sent to a theatre troupe, he was able to perform the role of a clown on stage.

Ren Tingting smiled sheepishly and argued, "I've never put on children's makeup before."

"I think you should stop doing it. You're like a demon. Ayi is too embarrassed to see anyone."

As Ren Fa spoke, he took out a handkerchief from his arms and was about to clean Lin Yi.

"I'll come, I'll come!"

Ren Tingting snatched the handkerchief.

She simply treated Lin Yi as a doll and was very playful. To be honest, she even wanted to take Lin Yi home and have a good time with him!

Ren Tingting poured some water on the handkerchief and wiped Lin Yi's little face.

Lin Yi looked hopeless.

Forget it, there's no way to resist, so I can only close my eyes and enjoy it.

Ren Fa and Uncle Jiu looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

"Come, have some coffee, drink it while it's hot!"

“Please! Please!”

"One black and one white, which one do you want to drink first?"

Uncle Jiu stared at the milk and coffee on the table, raised his eyebrows, and subconsciously looked at Lin Yi.

Ren Tingting was rubbing Lin Yi's face like he was giving him a bath.

Forget it, you have to rely on yourself in life!

Uncle Jiu glanced at Ren Fat, then followed Ren Fat's steps to prepare the coffee.

Ah!

Bitter! And a little sweet.

What the hell is this? It doesn’t even taste as good as the tea I brew myself.

"Alright! Cleaned up!"

Ren Tingting finished her work with satisfaction and smiled with great contentment.

Lin Yi's little face regained its tenderness and fairness, but his eyes were dull, as if they had been ruined hundreds of times.

Ren Tingting, just wait, we are not done yet!

Lin Yi picked up the glass of tomato juice, rolled his eyes, and yelled.

……

Squeak——

The door of the charity cemetery was pushed open.

Uncle Jiu walked in front with his hands behind his back, smiling, while Lin Yi followed behind with two small bags on his back, still looking hopeless.

When he thought about the "abuse" he suffered in the cafe, Lin Yi wondered whether he should sneak into Ren Tingting's room tonight and give her a Chinese-style horror scare!

It will definitely be something Ren Tingting will remember for the rest of her life.

Forget it, she will cry when her grandfather comes out!

When the time comes, I must laugh at her, laugh at her hard!

"Master, you're back!"

"Wow! Junior brother, you brought back some good stuff!"

When Qiu Shengwen saw Lin Yi holding a bag in his hand, he rushed to Lin Yi and looked straight at the bag in Lin Yi's hand.

Wencai was drooling and rubbing his hands.

"If you have anything delicious, share it with me!"

Lin Yi glanced at Wencai and took out a piece of candy and stuffed it into his hand.

"The bag contains new clothes, so forget about food."

These clothes were Ren Tingting's compensation. She bought several sets of clothes, including inner and outer clothes, and spent more than ten dollars, which was the expenditure of an ordinary family for half a year.

Humph, you damn woman, don't think that you can use money to offset the sins you have committed!

We're not done playing with my body!

Wencai's face was almost filled with disappointment.

I thought Master would bring back something delicious after going out, but it turned out to be just a piece of candy!

When Qiu Sheng saw the candy, he seemed to think of something and suddenly stopped talking.

"Wencai, this candy is not..."

Wencai was afraid that Qiu Sheng would snatch his candy away, so he peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

After finishing the job, he looked at Qiu Sheng with a smug look on his face.

"Hey! It's already in my mouth, there's no yours..."

Before he could finish his words, Wencai's face twisted.

"啕~"

"What is this? Why is it so bitter? Ugh~"

Wencai's facial features were all tense.

Lin Yi: ???

"Hey, this candy was given to me by Qiu Sheng, it has nothing to do with me!"

Lin Yi rushed into the house carrying a small bag.

"Qiu Sheng, you~"

Qiu Sheng Xiao Xiong spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.

"I told you not to eat this, but you were afraid I would snatch it from you, so you stuffed it into your mouth before I could finish speaking."

"What the hell is this!"

"Liuwei Huanglian Pills, it helps to relieve internal heat!"

"啕~"

Wencai felt that he was about to die, so he rushed to the water tank and rinsed his mouth frantically.

Qiu Sheng smiled evilly, but the next second, a big hand grabbed his shoulder.

This strength, this feel...

Qiu Sheng slowly turned around and saw Uncle Jiu’s cold and ruthless face.

hiss!

"Teacher, master..."

"Liuwei Huanglian Pills, right? Haha!"

Finished!

Master laughed again!

Give your junior brother some Coptis chinensis the first time we meet!

You are very angry!

Master will help you cool down!

"You little bastard, squat down, squat right there!"

Uncle Jiu grabbed Qiu Sheng's shoulders and kicked his legs apart with two bangs, forcing him to squat down in a horse stance.

Qiu Sheng quickly squatted down!

"Master, just squatting in horse stance won't work, it's better to do something!"

Lin Yi came out of the house, holding a large wine jar in each hand.

Although empty, this ceramic wine jar is very heavy.

Uncle Jiu took it and placed it directly on Qiu Sheng’s thigh.

"Hold on tight! If a wine jar falls, you won't be able to sleep tonight. Squat till dawn!"

"Oh!"

Qiu Sheng was about to cry.

I'm so stupid, really, why would I want to play a prank on my junior brother!

Lin Yi chuckled and came up to Qiu Sheng.

"Brother, you really like to endure hardships, so always carry some coptis chinensis with you!"

Fortunately, I am a zombie and don’t eat, otherwise I would be in big trouble.

Qiu Sheng wanted to cry but had no tears, so he forced a smile on his face.

"How could that be, Junior Brother? I took the wrong one. I actually ate the Coptis chinensis myself."

"That's it!"

Lin Yi silently took out an incense burner from behind him.

"In that case, Master, please don't punish me too harshly. Just let him squat for a stick of incense!"

Qiu Sheng’s eyes lit up!

Good Junior Brother! You are indeed my good Junior Brother. I can get through this in just one stick of incense and grit my teeth.

Don’t worry, after I get through this today, I will definitely buy you a lot of candies!

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows.

Sure enough, this little guy is kind-hearted. Even when he was almost bullied, he still wanted to plead for his senior brother!

He is worthy of being the little zombie enlightened by Taishang Laojun himself, my beloved disciple!

"Okay, then one stick of incense!"

Uncle Jiu nodded.

"Hehe, thank you, Master, thank you, Junior Master..."

Qiu Sheng was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked him. Then he saw Lin Yi take out a thick and long incense stick from behind him.

This Gao Xiang is even better than Lin Yi!

"Then it's settled!"

Qiu Sheng's eyes almost popped out.

(wДw)

Uncle Jiu was also stunned.

o((⊙﹏⊙))o

I didn’t say anything just now!

This kid is not good at all!

Swish!

Lin Yi inserted the tall incense into the incense burner, then clapped his hands, hummed a cheerful tune and went back to the house.

"He's dripping his bladder, he's dripping his bladder, so anxious, so anxious, he's so anxious~"

If you want to mess with me, go pee your pants pocket!

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