You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

The two "evil-doing" ghosts screamed and ran away after they saw the pool of feces and urine.

Mr. and Mrs. Xu finally felt a little better and hurriedly pulled their son up.

A Ping wailed.

"It hurts, it hurts~"

"Damn it, don't pull me!"

After that, the Xu family was in chaos.

Aping's wife, with her big belly, was asked to fetch water to clean the floor. Her children were also not idle, and were asked to boil water.

The situation here lasted for about an hour, and the people who were watching the fun and eating melon seeds outside had already found out who had thrown the sewage.

"It's the old man from the Hu family."

"Hasn't his daughter-in-law given birth to three granddaughters before? When she got pregnant with this one, she thought she'd find a mother-in-law, but she knew she was expecting a boy. But now, as soon as she showed her pregnancy, she was afraid of being discovered, so she found a distant relative to stay with until she gave birth. Who knew this would happen with the Liu family?"

"I know that. That incident at noon caused a big stir, and I heard someone with a big belly was kicked out."

"I'm not going to kick you out, but I heard they'll charge you money and ask you to write a receipt. Anyway... some of it will be a hassle."

"Yes, yes, that's right. The relative that Old Man Hu had originally promised us a basket of eggs and a bag of rice wasn't enough, they wanted two hundred more. If it was someone else's family, forget it. The Hu family is already poor."

"I understand. Ping can get a thousand for causing trouble, but he has to pay two hundred because of this. Who can be so angry? If you ask me, two buckets are not enough. I will pour it every day!"

……

While they were chatting, the Xu family's door reopened and Aping was helped out and went to the health center.

The news came back quickly.

Aping's leg is broken.

Upon hearing this, Liu Chunhua, who was originally very happy, fell silent.

After a long moment, he finally spoke: "Although their blackmail is wrong, but a broken leg, isn't it... too tragic?"

The old lady and Liu Chunli nodded in unison.

"Of course, it's New Year's Day."

"It takes a hundred days to heal a broken bone, ah~"

Su Chen: "..."

Why don’t you think about that thousand dollars again?

Fortunately, Liu Chunhua quickly came to her senses and said, "That's why I say that there is retribution in this life. Look, they extorted money from us, and now they are in trouble tonight."

The old lady nodded: "That's right. Even though we gave away one thousand, it can be considered as spending money to ward off disaster."

A smile also appeared on Liu Chunli's old face.

"I can sleep well at night!"

Su Chen also had a good sleep, and when he woke up it was already bright.

While brushing my teeth, I heard a commotion outside. I asked Old Man Su who had come in, and he said happily, "I heard that several gambling gangs were caught in town last night. They said someone was cheating."

"……what?"

Is it such a coincidence?

Liu Chunhua asked, "Cheating in gambling? If you get caught, won't your hands be chopped off?"

"I didn't chop off my hand, I just chopped off three fingers. The matter became a big deal, so I was arrested."

Old man Su sighed as he spoke.

"Alei from our village was arrested. Aliang received a call and is going to the town to ask how to get out."

Liu Chunhua's scalp tightened, and she looked at Old Man Su warily: "You didn't tell them that our Ah Chen could rescue people, right? Don't tell them!"

"Do I look like a talkative person?" Old Man Su glanced sideways.

"Achen helped his uncle rescue someone, but things got into trouble. He even spent a thousand dollars. This is just a relative, so there's nothing we can do about it. Alei has nothing to do with us. If they find out what Achen is capable of, what will they do if they come to Achen for help?"

"Hey, I know, I know, please stop nagging me."

Liu Chunhua put her hands on her hips and said, "That's good to know."

Old Man Su picked up the hookah, twisted some tobacco into a small ball, and placed it on the pipe of the hookah. He sighed, "Axiong is really lucky. I heard that he and Alei had made an appointment to go to the town to gamble together last night, but they changed their minds at the last minute. Otherwise, Old Tan would be having a headache now."

Seeing him puffing out cigarettes, Liu Chunhua waved her hand in disdain: "If you want to smoke, go outside. Can't you see Xiaoxian'er is sleeping here? Don't choke her!"

Su Chen spat out all the foam in his mouth, rinsed his mouth, wrung out a towel and wiped his face, then went in to take a look at Xiaoxianer.

A little fatter.

After rubbing his belly, Squirrel Fairy turned over comfortably, with his belly facing up and his tail curled up.

Liu Chunhua said, "Ah Chen, go ask who can borrow tables and chairs for tomorrow. If there aren't enough, we'll have to go to town to get them. Mom will go ask about dishes and other things."

"Okay." Su Chen agreed, stroking Squirrel Fairy's tail reluctantly, then glanced into the house, "Honghong and the others seem to be awake. Mom, it's time to cook the instant noodles."

"Okay." Liu Chunhua agreed readily, but the water boiled and she scratched her head.

"Ah Chen, how do you cook this?"

"It says on the package..." Su Chen realized that she was illiterate, so he picked up the instant noodles and read it to her.

"It's that simple? Just boil the water, put the dough in, tear it up and add all the seasonings?"

"Then all the kids will be able to cook."

Su Chen nodded.

Otherwise, how could my third sister and her husband dare to go out and have fun, leaving Xiaoyu and Xiaoxuan at home to fend for themselves?

"Come on, tear it yourself!"

"Get a big bowl and make it yourself."

"Hey, cover the plate."

"Yueyue, grandma will help you."

……

Soon the Su family's house was filled with the smell of instant noodle seasoning packets.

It was also Old Man Su’s first time eating it, and he couldn’t help but turn over the plate and take a peek several times.

"Can I eat now, Ah Chen?"

"It said it would take three minutes, it's almost there."

Old man Su just stared at his watch motionlessly.

Su Chen realized it later: "Dad, I'll buy you a watch later."

"No, that thing is very expensive. Your dad doesn't need it." Liu Chunhua directly refused on behalf of Old Man Su.

Old Man Su felt a little disappointed, but he nodded: "Yes, your mother is right, I am old and can't use it."

Then the voice suddenly rose: "It's time, it's time!"

He couldn't wait to flip the plate over, picked up the pancake with his chopsticks, and laughed, "It's really soft! This one cooks much faster than ours!"

Liu Chunhua first helped Yueyue to open it, then she lifted her own, and then she couldn't wait to pick up a piece with chopsticks and put it in her mouth.

"Hmm, delicious!"

Su Chen smiled: "Really?"

"But Mom and Dad, this can only be eaten occasionally."

Liu Chunhua: "Nonsense? With such good packaging, it must be very expensive. Who can eat it every day?"

As soon as Aliang stepped through the door, he smelled a rich fragrance.

He sniffed, "Instant noodles?!"

At that time, everyone had finished eating. Su Chen was washing dishes, Liu Chunhua was wiping the table, and Old Man Su was holding little Ayun.

Hearing this, Liu Chunhua smiled and said, "Aliang, have you eaten yet?"

"Grandma, how is it possible that you haven't eaten yet so late?"

"Have you ever eaten instant noodles?"

"Yes, of course I have. I ate it with my classmates."

Liu Chunhua coughed lightly and said, "Forget it if you've eaten it. I was thinking of making you a packet to try. Ask your younger brothers and sisters if they've eaten it, and ask them to come over and try it."

A Liang waved his hand: "No, they will be here soon. Mom and Dad have said that they are having a birthday party tomorrow, and they will probably need to borrow dishes and chopsticks today. We all need to come and help."

"And grandma, my mom said that they've packed three quilts back home, and Fourth Aunt has two. When my aunt and her family come back, there should be enough space for three families to stay."

Liu Chunhua burst into laughter when she heard that.

"As long as your mother doesn't mention money, she's really sweet and considerate."

"Even your aunts, I don't know whether they will come today or tomorrow."

Su Xiaohua arrived at noon. At that time, Su Chen and his friends had already borrowed bowls, chopsticks, tables and chairs from all over the village and agreed to pick them up the next morning. They also took the children to take a bath.

When she heard that the arrangement had been changed and that 10 tables would be served, Su Xiaohua opened her mouth wide: "Do we have so many relatives coming?"