You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

There is a kind of hunger, when your sister thinks you are hungry.

Unable to refuse the kind invitation, Su Chen ate a bowl of instant noodles.

Apart from being too filling, it actually tasted pretty good.

When he was leaving, he thought about it, went to the convenience store, and took a box of instant noodles with him.

When Liu Chunhua saw him carrying a box back, she took a closer look and started complaining, "Did your sister ask you to bring it back? This box is so expensive, and she's willing to give it away. She's not afraid of what your brother-in-law will say to her!"

Su Chen: "...Mom, I bought it."

"You're spending money recklessly again... Well, just buy it, what is this?"

"instant noodles."

"Honghong and the others probably haven't eaten this before. I plan to cook this for them tomorrow morning."

Liu Chunhua asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Xiaoyu and Xiaoxuan both said it was delicious, so I think it's good too."

"Then cook. Our family is well off now. We should eat and drink as needed. Just don't waste anything."

Old Man Su looked at his wife carefully.

"What are you looking at? Did I say something wrong?"

Old Man Su curled his lips and said, "The sun is rising from the west."

"You old man, you make me sound like a stingy person."

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Su Chen pointed to the house and said, "I'm going to accompany the child."

"Achen, let Honghong and the others take a bath and change into clean clothes tomorrow."

"it is good."

When Su Chen entered, Honghong Apeng was surrounding little Ayun and teaching him how to speak.

"This is candy."

"Brother, this is hair. Look, my hair is longer than yours."

"Quilt, what you are holding is a quilt..."

……

Seeing him come back, Honghong and the others surrounded him happily.

Su Chen picked up little Ayun and kissed her, then asked them, "Are you tired today?"

Honghong shook her head and then nodded.

Apeng pointed to his calf and said, "Dad, it's sore."

"Acai and Yueyue fell asleep?"

"Yeah, they went to bed a long time ago. Grandpa took them to the next room."

Su Chen reached out and rubbed the calves of Honghong and Apeng. The two little guys giggled at first, then they closed their eyes comfortably and soon fell asleep.

He carried little Ayun to the next room and rubbed Acai and Yueyue as well.

Liu Chunhua sighed when she saw this: "Ahua used to love children so much, ah~"

After a pause, she asked, "Ah Chen, do you like Huanhuan today?"

"mom……"

"You don't like the shoes people make for you, so you wear them?"

"That was her way of thanking me for helping her."

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold. Mom, don't say that. You're ruining her reputation."

Liu Chunhua frowned: "Then she must like you too."

Su Chen: “???”

"My son is handsome and capable, how could she not like him?"

"mom!"

"Okay, okay, I know. I don't want to talk about it now. I understand and I won't force you."

Su Chen stood up: "I'm going to go to grandma's place."

Liu Chunhua was stunned: "No, it's already dark now, why are you going to your grandma's house again? Is your grandma sick?"

"no!"

In order to prevent Liu Chunhua from being startled again, Su Chen briefly explained the matter.

"He slipped after just one night, and you say it was accidental? Who would believe that?" Liu Chunhua immediately flew into a rage. "They just figured your uncle had some money and wanted to blackmail him."

"Mom, I know, and my uncle and grandmother know too."

This kind of thing is really clear to me.

But without evidence, I'm at a disadvantage.

If you don't pay the money, others will stab you in the back.

Su Chen explained: "I deliberately caused that scene in the town today. Firstly, I wanted to stop other people from blackmailing my uncle, and secondly, I wanted them to suffer the consequences of their actions."

Liu Chunhua frowned: "You gave money, how can there be bad consequences? It's like pie in the sky."

"Mom~" Su Chen looked at Liu Chunhua with a smile, "Can your son do something that he is not sure of?"

"Mom and Dad, do you want to go watch the fun together?"

Old Man Su wanted to nod, but looking at his sleeping grandchildren, he waved his hand and said, "Let your mother go and see them. I'll stay at home and look after the children."

Liu Chunhua: "You still have some conscience."

She couldn't wait any longer: "Let's go, let's go."

It's still early.

Liu Chunhua and Su Chen opened half a box of instant noodles and sent it to the old lady first.

When talking about the villa, Liu Chunhua's eyes lit up.

"Mom, when Ah Chen comes to pick you up, you can come and live with us for a while. I tell you, I used to think city people were hard to get along with, but I was wrong. They're all pretty easy to talk to..."

As she was talking, Liu Chunli peeled an orange for her to eat. The old lady thought it was sour, so Liu Chunli stewed an egg for her as a snack.

He said to Su Chen with emotion: "Your grandma couldn't eat anything before, but her appetite has improved in the past two days. I plan to kill another chicken and stew it tomorrow."

"Uncle, my dad's birthday party is coming. I'll pick you up around 8 o'clock the day after tomorrow. Would you like to go, aunt?"

"How can she be free? Your grandma and I can go."

"Where are cousin and the others?"

"If they dare not go, I will break their legs!"

……

After chatting for a while, there was a noise outside.

The old lady had sharp ears and immediately raised her hand to signal Liu Chunhua not to speak and looked at Su Chen.

"Grandma, let's go out and take a look."

As soon as I opened the door, I heard a scream from the front.

"What is this? It stinks!"

"shit?!"

This was followed by a burst of cursing.

"Who the hell did this? Who threw shit and piss on our house? Who did it?!"

This roar alarmed several houses nearby, and some people went out to check what was going on.

Under the street light, a drunken young man with a red face and dirty hands was wiping them on his clothes in disgust. He wanted to get up, but his hands subconsciously supported themselves on the ground, and got dirty again.

"vomit!"

After a burst of dry heaves, he started cursing again.

"Don't let me know who it is, or I'll call the police and put you in jail, ugh!"

Someone came forward to check and originally wanted to help, but when he smelled the stench, he immediately took several steps back.

"What are you standing there for? Can you lend a hand? Are you deaf?"

The drunk young man spoke very rudely.

It’s New Year’s Day, who would still pamper him?

The neighbor, who had originally wanted to hold back his nausea and let him grab the broom to help him get up, put the broom down immediately after hearing this.

The young man struggled for several times, and his clothes were almost soaked with feces and urine. Then two people came out of the room. They were his parents.

"Oh, Ping, you..."

"How much did you drink? Why did you have diarrhea?"

The old lady and Su Chen were hiding behind the crowd, and couldn't help grinning when they heard this.

"That look is even worse than mine. How could he poop such a big puddle?"

Someone nearby echoed: "That's right, I don't know who threw it, I'm afraid there must be two buckets of urine."

"I saw him coming from the west. I couldn't see his face clearly. He splashed water and ran away. He almost bumped into Ah Ping."

"Who has a grudge against Ah Ping? Or against Old Xu?"

"Then who knows?"

More and more people came wearing coats to watch the fun.

Aping's parents stood on tiptoe to pull Aping over, but Aping pulled them and they both fell down.

"Ouch~"

"Pfft! Ugh~"

"Ah! My legs!"

Liu Chunhua frowned: "Old Xu and the others are drunk too? No way? They don't even have this little strength?"

"Yeah, two people went up to pull it, but Ping still pulled it down. How strange!"

Su Chen raised the corner of his mouth.

If a person is unlucky, he may choke even when drinking cold water.

He just threw a few balls of Yin Qi over there at noon, so it was normal for him to slip and fall while trying to pull someone.