A chaotic house, a perfect couple

As expected, I really have too little experience!

Someone actually fell into the toilet!

She fell into the toilet. It was the first time she had seen such a spectacular scene in her two lifetimes.

This compound really lives up to its reputation!

Cheng Jiajia had a conflicted expression, a little disgusted and nauseous, but also a little wanting to watch the fun. She had loved watching the fun since she was a child, and she was always the first to watch the fun. If she didn't find out what was happening outside in the first place, she would feel very uncomfortable.

Yu Junsheng also had a weird expression on his face. Here it comes again!

There's really no stopping of troubles!

The talented people in their compound have started fighting again!

I just don't know who was responsible for this. If someone says that Chang Dafen accidentally fell into the toilet, Yu Junsheng would never believe it.

This public toilet wasn't a country cesspool; it wasn't easy to fall into it. Besides, everyone had been using it for decades, and no one had ever gotten into an accident when they went there in the dark. So how could Chang Dafen have fallen in there out of the blue? There had been a vague commotion at the Zheng family during lunch, and it was hard not to overthink things.

In the end, the desire to eat melons overcame reason. Cheng Jiajia pulled Yu Junsheng and followed Aunt Cao to the crime scene in a hurry.

When eating melons, how can we miss Cheng Jiajia, hehe!

……

When Cheng Jiajia and the other person followed Aunt Cao and came over excitedly, they saw outside the public toilet that Chang Dafen was holding a little girl with snot and tears flying and screaming.

Chang Dafen cursed obscenely, "You damned bastard, you rotten heartless thing, you have a mother but no mother to teach you. Your mother is a piece of shit, and the child she gave birth to is no good either. It's not your father's fault that he died early, it was all because of you two, mother and daughter!"

The little girl was no less furious. She glared at Aunt Chang fiercely while crying and yelled, "Old hag, let me go! You damned old woman, you deserve to die. Don't you dare curse my mother!"

Seeing that this troublemaker dared to curse her, Aunt Chang was furious and showed no mercy. She pulled her ears and slapped her twice, making the little girl's already red and swollen cheeks even swell even more.

"You little bastard, you dare to scold me? As expected, if the top beam is crooked, the bottom beam will be crooked. Your mother doesn't care about you, and I will teach you a lesson today on her behalf!"

"Wow wow wow... the old hag is killing the child, the old hag is killing the child, wow wow wow..."

The child cried miserably, and some people in the crowd couldn't bear to watch and asked, "Hey, what's going on?"

"Aunt Chang, what are you doing? How can you hit him so hard? He's not your child. What if he gets hurt?"

"Yeah, Aunt Chang, it's ok for you to play around with us normally, but why are you so mean to a child? She's only a little girl, why are you bothering with her?"

Chang Dafen was holding her breath. She spat fiercely at everyone and said viciously, "Bah! This damn bitch threw firecrackers into the toilet while I was squatting. Not only did it blow up all over me, but it also scared me into falling in. Tell me, should I beat her up? If it was you who fell in the toilet, would you beat her up?"

Uh, everyone fell silent. If that was the case, then this kid was indeed a bit naughty, and this girl really deserved a beating!

"How can you throw firecrackers into the toilet? How disgusting!"

The key point is that it is not only disgusting to Aunt Chang, but also to those who live in the same courtyard. This child is really too ignorant!

Everyone changed their tone and started blaming Bao Xinxin.

"How did the Bao family teach their children? Can firecrackers be thrown around casually?"

Everyone just thought that the child was being naughty and accidentally hurt Chang Dafen while playing with firecrackers.

Only Cheng Jiajia felt a sudden realization as she looked at the crying little girl.

She said, she said, that when she saw the child staring gloomily at the Zheng family that day, she felt something was wrong. Sure enough, Zheng Haiyang made a big move today when he got married.

Can we say that she is worthy of being a resident of this compound where many hidden dragons and crouching tigers are gathered? She is not an ordinary person at such a young age, and her killing power is so terrifying!

However, Chang Dafen had a fight next to a public toilet a few days ago, and fell in again today. She is really entangled with public toilets.

……

Chang Dafen, who was muttered by Cheng Jiajia, didn't want to get entangled with public toilets at all. She just felt that she was extremely unlucky.

It is said that after eating her black egg noodles, Chang Dafen had a severe stomachache and hurried to the toilet. Because she was anxious to solve the physiological problem, Chang Dafen didn't notice that there was a little tail following her when she came out of the house.

The little kid saw Chang Dafen go into the toilet and wait outside the wall for a while. She guessed that someone inside had started to deal with the important things in life, so she tiptoed to move a few bricks and lay down on the wall.

As for the public toilets in this alley, they were built before the founding of the People's Republic of China. After years of wind and rain, they have suffered a lot of damage. Look, there are several holes in the windows that have been stuffed with old newspapers.

Now the naughty kid had the advantage. She stood on tiptoe, quietly poked the newspaper ball away, and squinted her eyes to peek inside.

Aiming at Chang Dafen's position, with a whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, several smoking firecrackers were thrown into the hole one after another.

After throwing it, she didn't run away, but crouched down and hid behind the wall, ready to watch the fun.

Soon, a few muffled "bang", "bang", and "bang" sounds came from the public toilet, followed by a terrifying scream of "ao ao".

The little brat giggled and said, "Hmph, you old hag, I'll let you bully my mom and grandma!"

In the toilet, Chang Dafen was comfortably solving the important matter of life with "plop", "plop", when suddenly, a firecracker fell from the sky, oh no, it was several firecrackers, "bang", "bang", "bang" several times exploded.

"Ouch!"

Chang Dafen was so frightened that she rolled and crawled, forgetting to pull up her pants. She accidentally tripped and slipped, and unfortunately, Chang Dafen sat on it.

Chang Dafen: “!!!”

Chang Dafen's heartbeat stopped for a moment when he felt the strange sensation under his pants, "...Oh shit!"

She held her breath and glanced down cautiously.

My goodness, she almost vomited because of nausea.

Damn it!

Which bastard did such a wicked thing?

Chang Dafen's face turned dark green as she howled, "God damn it! Which wicked little bastard actually threw firecrackers into the toilet?! You uneducated bastard, you're showing off just because you have some firecrackers. Why don't you put them in your parents' bed?! You bastard, don't let me catch you, or I'll skin you alive!"

As the shouting and cursing died down, two more firecrackers were thrown in.

"Bang" and "Bang" two sounds rang out beside him, making Chang Dafen scream. "Ahhh!"

Now, even if Chang Dafen was slow to react, she realized that the bomb was aimed at her. Otherwise, how could this public toilet be so big, and why did it always explode right next to her?

Soon, she thought of the group of neighbors who overturned the table and left angrily at noon because they didn't have any meat to eat.

Yes, that’s right, it must be them. They were not satisfied with not having meat to eat at noon, so they came here to deliberately take revenge on me!

Damn, these useless guys!

Didn't they just not give them meat to eat? Not only did they overturn their own table at noon, ruining the feast, but they even threw firecrackers at themselves in the toilet. They all call themselves grown men, but their hearts are really smaller than the tip of a needle! Pah! Pah!

Chang Dafen was so angry that her nose was crooked. What was she angry about? She should go to her brother Haiyang. What kind of skill was it to play dirty tricks on a weak old lady like her?!

Chang Dafen had a dark face and was cursing while staggering forward with his pants held up.

Fortunately, there was no one in the toilet at the moment, otherwise if someone saw her falling into the toilet, she would be laughed at to death. Although Chang Dafen was shameless, she didn't want to be involved with these disgusting things.

When he came out, he saw the little loser from Bao Dayan's family in the front yard standing at the door, holding a few unlit firecrackers in his hand, staring at him and giggling.

The gloating in his eyes was not concealed at all. There was no one else around, so it was obvious who did it.

Chang Dafen suddenly thought of the conflict between her family and Bao Dayan a while ago. Blood rushed to her head. She didn't even bother to pull up her pants. She rushed forward with a roar, pulled the damn girl up, and slapped her hard on the cunt a few times. Bao Xinxin burst into tears, "Waaaaa... old hag, let me go!"

Chang Dafen cursed viciously, "You little bitch, you're just as cheap as your mother. You don't learn the good things, but only the bad. Your mother seduced my son, and you, a little bastard, actually dared to throw firecrackers into the toilet and blow me up! You fatherless bastard, you were born by a mother but not raised by her. If your mother didn't teach you, I will teach you how to be a human being!"

After saying that, another slap as big as a palm fan fell down, and Bao Xinxin's little face suddenly became red and swollen.

Not feeling satisfied after slapping her, Chang Dafen twisted Bao Xinxin's ears a few more times.

……

Chang Dafen pinched and twisted Bao Xinxin, completely ignoring the unknown objects on her pants.

A breeze blew, and everyone's nose was filled with an intoxicating smell...

"Fuck!"

"vomit!"

"...yue!"

"Aunt Chang, please go clean this up! This is disgusting!"

Everyone covered their mouths and noses, cursed, and retreated with disgust, fearing that Chang Dafen would touch them.

Facing such an impact for the first time, Cheng Jiajia felt nauseous and turned her head away to avoid looking at the dirty things, but she couldn't help it and turned back.

Suddenly, a warm hand gently covered his eyes. Yu Junsheng said considerately, "Don't look at it. You might not be able to eat later."

Cheng Jiajia, “…”

She was very moved, then moved her fingers away and continued to read with relish.

Yu Junsheng: "..." As expected, his wife is not an ordinary person.

Yu Junsheng looked expressionlessly at the angry Chang Dafen in the center of the crowd. Although he was happy that the old shrew was in trouble, he really couldn't say a word of "well done". The truth was, this thing not only disgusted the Zheng family, but they were also victims as they lived in the same compound!

in the crowd.

Bao Xinxin was beaten so hard that she screamed and swore, "You old hag, you dare to hit me? You still dare to hit me? Watch out, I'll make you fall into the cesspool and drown in it!"

This little bastard is really trying to hurt me on purpose!

Chang Dafen was furious, "Okay, okay, you little brat, you really threw firecrackers into the toilet on purpose to harm me! I'll beat you to death! I'm going to find your bitch mother now, and you can't leave if you don't give me an explanation today!" After that, she picked up the little girl and walked quickly to the yard.

The crowd was in an uproar, and everyone's eyes widened.

"What? This girl is deliberately trying to harm Aunt Chang?"

"why?"

Aunt Cao curled her lips and said, "What else could it be? She must be seeking revenge for her mother. Last time, Bao Dayan beat Aunt Chang and her daughter-in-law severely. But this little girl is not a pushover either." I don't know how Bao Dayan taught her child. She has such a vicious mind at such a young age. What will happen to her when she grows up?

……

At the Bao family's house, Liu Xiaohong was cursing while cooking in the kitchen, and Bao Dayan was helping to light the fire.

Liu Xiaohong originally planned to go to Yu's house for a good meal today. Since morning, she has been staring at the hustle and bustle in the Second Hospital, her saliva watering at the aroma of meat coming from there. She has been expecting Yu Junsheng to come and invite her to dinner, but who would have thought that this little bastard didn't come to invite her until the end of the dinner!

By the time the banquet was over, it was already two or three o'clock, which was long past dinner time for every household in the courtyard. The mother and daughter were so hungry that they started to cook in a hurry.

When Chang Dafen pulled Bao Xinxin and brought a group of people over, the mother and daughter were cursing Zheng Haiyang and Jiang Qiubai, and that Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia would sooner or later break up and get divorced.

Liu Xiaohong: "Bah, none of them are good. How can Zheng Haiyang ruin my daughter's reputation and still happily get married? Why didn't that little bastard Yu Junsheng invite us to the banquet? We have been neighbors for so many years, but there is no friendship or unity at all! God, please save these two families from getting married!"

Bao Dayan smiled complacently, "Don't worry, Mom, they won't be able to get married peacefully."

"I'll have Xinxin catch Aunt Chang going to the toilet and take her down. Wait until she's covered in feces and see how they can still be happy."

She was very satisfied with her arrangement. If it succeeded, it would not only disgust Chang Dafen's family, but also make Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia remember this day vividly, making them feel disgusted and unlucky when they thought about it.

Just as Bao Dayan finished speaking, the kitchen door was kicked open. Chang Dafen looked like a demon, staring at the two men fiercely.

The mother and daughter shuddered with fear.

"All right, all right, Bao Dayan, you vicious woman, it turned out to be you who ordered this! You female hooligan, you black-hearted, shameless whore, you cheap thing, you are jealous of my Haiyang and Qiubai, jealous that it wasn't you who got married to him today, so you deliberately let the bitch you gave birth to disgust my family! You black-hearted, vicious woman! I'm so old, and you actually let this little bitch drive me into the cesspool, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning!"

Bao Dayan's expression changed, and then she immediately lowered her head in grievance. "Aunt Chang, what are you talking about? I don't understand. You should just say that you have used up the 5 yuan last time. How can you slander me like this? Although my family is not well off, how dare I refuse you when you ask me? Just tell me how much you want, and I will give it to you even if I have to sell my daughter's food rations."

Damn old woman! It’s only 5 yuan. Bao Dayan’s heart is bleeding!

"It's just that my Xinxin has been sensitive since she was a child because she didn't have a father. How can you call her a bitch...ah!"

Chang Dafen pounced on Bao Dayan and he couldn't dodge in time. A strong smell of feces filled his nose and Bao Dayan was knocked to the ground by a large lump of something.

Chang Dafen smiled sinisterly, rubbed his hands on his pants quickly, then covered Bao Dayan's mouth and nose with his hands and smeared the dirty stuff all over her face.

You little bitch, I'll let you hurt me!

You make me sick!

I'll drag you to death with me!

"Fuck!!"

"Aunt Chang is such a ruthless person!"