A chaotic house, a perfect couple
Chapter 19 Wedding Farce
What the hell? !
Refund?!
This is really the first time in history that I have seen someone return money after giving a gift!
Zheng Haiyang and Jiang Qiubai were both furious and hurried to appease everyone, "No, no, neighbors, I didn't treat you well, but it hasn't come to this. Everyone, calm down, calm down!" If they really retreated, they would really become the laughing stock of the entire Xiaohuaihua Hutong.
But Chang Dafen was not able to think so far ahead. When she heard someone was asking for a refund, she immediately jumped up and down, pointing at the noses of those who were asking for a refund and hurling insults at them.
"You little bastards, you're screwed! You dare to cause trouble in my house? I gave you face, right? What's wrong with me giving you noodles? Such a precious thing, so many people can't even eat it! With the two cents gift you gave me, you expect to eat delicacies from land and sea?! I gave you noodles because I was kind and generous! Oh, now you've eaten the noodles and drunk the wine, you want to pat me on the butt and give me back my money? Why are you all so naive? I'm telling you, you want your money back, no way!"
Zheng Haiyang's eyes went dark.
Damn it, didn’t you hear him trying to comfort people and stop making trouble?
Why are you still fanning the flames? Why, huh?!
He's really holding him back all the time!
Zheng Haiyang was desperate. How could he have such a tyrannical and unreasonable mother?
Sure enough, everyone became emotional when they heard it and exploded on the spot.
What the hell?
They all started talking at once, "Aunt Chang, what do you mean?! Forget about whether your noodles with who knows what in them and your wine diluted with water are worth even a few cents. We didn't eat or drink either of them, so we didn't take advantage of you at all! Besides, if your Zheng Haiyang hadn't invited us, would we have come? We're coming to the banquet as a gift to give you face. If we had known you weren't welcoming to everyone, we wouldn't have come!"
For two cents, you can get a bowl of plain noodles at a state-owned restaurant and add an egg. Isn't that better than Zheng's stinky egg noodles? Since Chang Dafen won't give them face, why should they support Zheng Haiyang?
Chang Dafen doesn't care about face or not. Once the money goes into her pocket, you can never take it out again.
She snorted in disdain, "I didn't ask you to come! A bunch of beggars!" In Chang Dafen's mind, these people were just a bunch of starving ghosts who came to her house to beg for food. They wanted to have a table of meat dishes for two cents, which was simply a dream!
I have never seen such a shameless person. Everyone was so angry that their faces turned red and their necks were thick. It was obviously her family's wedding that was holding a banquet to save face, but now she turned the tables and said that these neighbors were beggars. This is intolerable.
They all shouted with dark faces, "Give us back our money, give us back quickly, or we won't be polite!"
"If you don't retreat, then don't retreat!!" Chang Dafen jumped up and cursed.
Want to take money out of her pocket? Just three words: impossible!
Zheng Haiyang was afraid that these people would really ask for a refund, and he would become the first person in North City to be asked to return his money by guests at a wedding banquet.
Then he was afraid that his mother had really angered everyone. After all, the whole family still lived in the yard, and it was not good to make things too awkward. He could only persuade both sides, but unfortunately, neither side listened to him. He was so anxious that he was exhausted, and a layer of sweat appeared on his forehead in the middle of winter.
Zhu Ziqiang could hear Chang Dafen's vulgar curses echoing in his ears. Looking at the bland noodles and black rotten eggs in front of him, he regretted not going to the Yu family for the banquet.
He could smell the aroma of meat coming from the east wing!
That’s right, the smell of meat didn’t actually come from the Zheng family!
Zhu Ziqiang cursed in his heart.
That's real meat, it's definitely better than this black pile of rotten eggs in front of me!
His 5 cents! He even gave 5 cents to curry favor with Zheng Haiyang!
Suddenly, there was a loud "bang" and someone overturned the table, and the noodles in front of Zhu Ziqiang were scattered all over.
Zhu Ziqiang, "!!!"
His 5 cents!!
The dishes on the table shattered to the ground with a loud bang.
No one expected how quickly things would develop.
Everyone was so scared that they hid aside.
"what!"
"Mom!
"Who is so wicked..." He said halfway and suddenly became as quiet as a chicken, staring at the person who overturned the table in shock.
This man is Zhou Tiezhu, a bachelor who lives in the backyard. He is a blacksmith in the machinery factory, swinging a hammer every day. He has a bad temper, is tall and strong, and has a lot of strength.
At this moment, he was full of murderous aura, staring with a pair of bull eyes, looking very intimidating.
Seeing this evil star, Aunt Chang, who was just shouting, immediately fell silent. She was a strong-willed person, but not stupid. Facing someone she obviously couldn't beat, of course she knew to give in.
Zhou Tiezhu came to Zheng's house to give gifts because they were in the same factory. At this moment, he just wanted to curse and say it was bad luck!
WTF? !
His face flushed and his neck thickened as he glared at Chang Dafen: "Aunt Chang, give me back my money!"
Chang Dafen: “!!!”
Chang Dafen didn't dare to move. She took out two cents from her pocket tremblingly and handed it over quickly, fearing that Zhou Tiezhu would hit her on the head with a hammer if she was a second late.
After Zhou Tiezhu took the money, he left without even looking at the Zheng family.
Seeing this, others also said, "Aunt Chang, we want our money back too!"
After the evil star left, Chang Dafen's expression changed rapidly. With his triangular eyes drooping, he said fiercely, "What are you refunding? Ask around. Where in the whole of North City is anyone refunding the gift money for a wedding?"
Zhou Tiezhu couldn't beat her, but Chang Dafen didn't take these little Karamis seriously. She would not retreat!
"You've already eaten at my table, and you still want a refund? You're dreaming!"
Someone said sarcastically, "We don't even know if your bowl of noodles is poisonous, we dare not eat it!"
Chang Dafen put his hands on his hips arrogantly: "I don't care, I won't retreat anyway!"
This arrogant look really makes people want to bite it.
"Great, great, your Zheng family is really great!"
Everyone was so angry that they didn't know who was the sinister one. Thinking about how Zhou Tiezhu had just received the money, they immediately took the lead and overturned the remaining tables.
"Dingli bangdang", "crackling"
"Ow!"
Chang Dafen was dumbfounded. How dare these people? How dare they?
"My bowl, my noodles!"
What is there to be afraid of? They don’t care whether there is a wedding banquet or not. It doesn’t matter if they can’t get the money back, but they must get out of the humiliation they suffered today!
The wedding banquet scene, which was bustling not long ago, instantly turned into a mess.
Chang Dafen felt a pang of pain at the thought of so many things being wasted. She sat down on the ground, kicking her legs and crying, "Oh my God, these beasts won't let me live! These opportunists who can't get enough of taking advantage of others, demolished my house before they even got to eat the meat. They have absolutely no conscience! How could they do this to us, neighbors of all years..."
"Enough!" Zheng Haiyang shouted angrily.
Chang Dafen wanted to curse a few more times, but seeing her son's dark face, her heart skipped a beat and she dared not say another word.
Although Zheng Haiyang was also angry at his neighbors for not giving him face, he was even more angry at his mother!
If his mother hadn't made rotten egg noodles for them, would those people be so angry?
How could the family be in such a mess if those people weren't angry?
It’s all his mother’s fault!
Zheng Haiyang blamed Chang Dafen in his heart. It was not like he hadn't given her money to prepare the banquet, so why did she do such a shameful thing!
This is not only an insult to the neighbors, but also an insult to him.
He had originally hoped to outdo Yu Junsheng at the wedding banquet, but now, his wedding had turned out like this. He was afraid that he would become a laughing stock in the entire compound!
Jiang Qiubai stood aside, his face pale and his whole body trembling with anger.
She never could have imagined that her mother-in-law would do such a thing at her wedding banquet. She didn't even dare to think about what would happen to her once this incident got out.
Thinking of that scene, Jiang Qiubai couldn't hold back any longer. He covered his face and sobbed as he ran into the inner room.
……
The Yu family was in a joyous mood.
"A happy marriage for a hundred years!"
"Have a baby soon!"
Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia accepted everyone's blessings. When they saw someone toasting, they helped Cheng Jiajia drink without her asking. "Jiajia doesn't drink, I'll take her glass."
Someone jokingly said, "Oh, Junsheng really loves his wife!"
Yu Junsheng smiled calmly and said, "That's true. If I don't love my wife, who will?"
Everyone burst into laughter instantly.
After drinking with others, Yu Junsheng's cheeks were flushed and he was a little drunk, but his eyes were still sparkling when he looked at Cheng Jiajia.
Cheng Jiajia wore a new cotton-padded jacket with pink and gray floral patterns that they had made together at the tailor shop. She put some red on her lips, which made her look even more charming.
He looked at Cheng Jiajia's fair profile and couldn't help but say, "Jiajia, let's live a good life." Don't be like in the previous life in the dream, where you are used as a stepping stone and kicked away when you are no longer valuable.
Cheng Jiajia was stunned for a moment, then she understood what he was talking about. She answered very seriously, "Well, our lives will definitely get better and better."
The two looked at each other deeply, and only they could understand what the other was saying.
In the eyes of the guests present, the two people had a deep affection for each other and were looking at each other affectionately.
"Ow!"
He Saner, the boy who helped Yu Junsheng buy lime, let out a strange cry of excitement and started to make a noise, "Give me a hug! Junsheng, give my sister-in-law a hug!"
Zou Qianjin's second son, who usually played well with Yu Junsheng, also joined in the fun, "Yes, Junsheng, give me a hug!"
Everyone was cheering, and in this ambiguous atmosphere, Yu Junsheng impulsively reached out and hugged Cheng Jiajia, but it was only a brief hug, and he quickly let go. After all, there were so many people around, and it would have a bad influence.
He looked at Cheng Jiajia deeply, "Jiajia, I will definitely treat you well." I will not let you work hard, get sick, and die early like in your dream.
Cheng Jiajia, who was rarely shameless, actually felt shy under his focused gaze, her cheeks flushed, and she glared at him.
"That's what you said!"
Suddenly, everyone's booing got louder.
He Saner, enjoying the fun, patted his chest and said, "I'll testify, sister-in-law, if Junsheng dares to treat you badly in the future, come find me!"
"We can testify too!"
"Hahaha……"
Aunt Hao looked at the young couple with a smile on her face. "They look so good together. It makes people feel happy just looking at them."
Zou Qianjin also smiled and said, "That's right."
Xiao Cheng looks like a well-behaved and easy-to-care-for girl. If there were more people like her, their yard would be peaceful.
Zou Qianjin didn't know that not long after, he would regretfully retract his evaluation of Cheng Jiajia, and felt that he was really naive at that time, too naive!
How can I expect there to be normal people in this courtyard where there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers?
……
Bao Dayan could hear the noisy noises from the second courtyard from the front yard, but she quickly lowered her head and went home. She didn't go to any wedding banquet.
Because of what happened a few days ago, she hated the Zheng family in her heart, so it was impossible for her to go to the Zheng family. Bao Dayan wanted to go to Yu Junsheng's house for a banquet, but Yu Junsheng didn't invite them at all.
Bao Dayan's eyes were full of jealousy. If it weren't for that despicable man Zheng Haiyang, she would be the one marrying Yu Junsheng in there today.
If it weren't for him, it would have been Yu Junsheng and me who were seen hugging each other outside the public toilet that day. At that time, for the sake of his reputation, Yu Junsheng would have had to marry me even if he didn't want to.
It’s all Zheng Haiyang’s fault!
Bao Dayan even suspected that Zheng Haiyang, that bastard, had some inappropriate thoughts about her and that was why he had deliberately replaced Yu Junsheng to take advantage of her. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case. After all, when she hugged him, he hadn't pushed her away, and he might even have enjoyed it.
Bao Dayan stared angrily in the direction of Zheng's family in the west wing in the house. When something went wrong, she put all the blame on herself. What a bitch!
Ever since the incident with Zheng Haiyang, Bao Dayan has become the silent and honest person she used to be. But the guys in the yard acted as if they saw a ghost when they saw her, and the aunts and sisters also whispered to each other, which made Bao Dayan very uncomfortable. All this was thanks to Zheng Haiyang!
Why can Zheng Haiyang happily marry a new wife when his own reputation is ruined?
And Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia, why do they look so happy!
Seeing his daughter running around with other children outside, Bao Dayan came up with a bad idea.
Bah, you want to get married? I’m disgusted by you!
……
Zheng's family, her son and daughter-in-law all blamed her and ignored her. Chang Dafen felt a little uncomfortable. She was doing this all for their own good, so how could they not understand her?
How could a son who used to be so filial become like this?
She was his mother, how could she harm him? How could he blame her?
Chang Dafen, who never looks for reasons in herself, quickly found the crux of the problem.
It must be because Haiyang got married. As the old saying goes, when a man marries a wife, he forgets his mother. It is indeed true!
You little bitch, wait till I get the job and I’ll tell you what to do with you!
But when Chang Dafen saw the bowls of white noodles on the ground, she felt distressed again.
Forget about the eggs, but those noodles are good stuff!
Chang Dafen couldn't bear to let it go to waste. She picked up whatever was edible on the ground with chopsticks, rinsed it with water, put it in the remaining bowl, and ate it alone with relish. As she ate, she cursed her ungrateful neighbors for not only not eating such good food but also wasting it. Aren't they afraid of being struck by lightning?
Chang Dafen ate everything she could eat, and her belly was full.
Suddenly, her brows furrowed as her stomach ached. Chang Dafen quickly grabbed a piece of old newspaper, clutching her stomach, and hurried out the door, heading straight for the public toilet.
Chang Dafen was in a hurry and did not notice that a small figure was quietly following him.
……
Yu family,
After the lively wedding banquet ended, Yu Junsheng sent the guests away, then quietly closed the doors and windows, took Cheng Jiajia's hand and led her to the inner room.
This eager look made it easy for Cheng Jiajia to think of something wrong.
"No, no, what are you doing?"
Cheng Jiajia was so nervous she stuttered. Since she'd decided to get married, she was already prepared for this. Besides, Yu Jun had the type of looks she liked and a decent figure, so she was naturally happy.
But isn't it still dark?
Coming now?
Is this so wild?!
What's going on? She's actually looking forward to this? Cheng Jiajia's eyes sparkled.
She had never had such an experience in her previous life, and was very curious about it. She also wanted to see what Yu Junsheng looked like, hehe.
Cheng Jiajia was ready to take off her clothes, but the man threw her aside and went to rummage through the drawers with his butt sticking out.
"Wife, please sit and wait for a while."
Cheng Jiajia: “…”
Soon, Yu Junsheng mysteriously took out a tin box and handed it to Cheng Jiajia like a treasure.
Cheng Jiajia was about to ask what was inside when she heard a mournful and angry scream outside, "Ah! Aunt Chang fell into the toilet!!!"
What, what the hell?
Chang Dafen fell into the toilet?
Fell into the toilet?!
The couple opened their mouths in surprise.
Mother!
How stinky that would be!
In the Zheng family's house, Zheng Haiyang finally coaxed Jiang Qiubai into submission. The two were in the middle of being affectionate with each other when they were startled by the shout.
Zheng Haiyang became useless on the spot, and his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
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