Quick Wear: I always have strange tricks to pass levels

It turned out that it was because Jiang Yu couldn't pronounce the words clearly, and he said that the pronunciation of "dad" sounded like "baba".

Jiang Yu was so angry that he almost turned over. Jiang Yiming thought Jiang Yu was just rolling his eyes for fun. Although it was not very pretty, it was okay for a child to play if he wanted to.

Later, he asked Ding Shu to buy some toys and send them over. Jiang Yu probably wouldn't play like this anymore.

Jiang Yiming's eyes turned loving: "This nickname is not good, let's change it, what do you want to be called?"

Even though he was a child, Jiang Yiming did not ignore his feelings and wanted Jiang Yu to choose a name he liked.

Jiang Yu learned his lesson this time, enunciating each word clearly and articulating: "Dad, Dad, I want to call you dad."

Hearing Jiang Yu calling him dad, Jiang Yiming's heart started pounding. After hearing the next sentence, he couldn't help but cover Jiang Yu's face with his hands. If he looked at him for another second, he would have to spank him.

I thought the kid had a change of heart, but the facts proved that it was too much. The kid in front of me is a heartless person. It is better not to give him the chance to name himself.

Jiang Yiming thought for a moment: "Just call it Jiji?"

Glancing at the angry Jiang Yu, he smiled and saw the takeaway on the table: "Don't want to? Then call me Maomao."

Jiang Yu: “……?”

The protest was ineffective, so Jiang Yu could only choose Maomao with tears in his eyes. After all, he didn't want to be the boss.

After eating and drinking, Jiang Yiming took Jiang Yu upstairs to sleep. He patted Jiang Yu's little butt and said, "Thanks to you, my dear. I will have to exercise for a long time tomorrow to burn off the calories I ate tonight."

Jiang Yu twisted his body and kicked Jiang Yiming maliciously, but he was caught and giggled when he was tickled.

Turning off the bedside lamp, Jiang Yiming covered Jiang Yu with the quilt: "Go to sleep!"

It had been a while since I last became a child, and Jiang Yu was a little nervous: "008, will others notice me like this? After all, I'm not a real child."

008: "...Host, you have become so childish now. I thought you knew already."

"what do you know?"

"You're just a child now." 008 pointed his finger at me. "You're nothing but a child now, except for the fact that you still remember what happened in the past."

No wonder he was always so excited. Jiang Yu thought it was because of his body. After 008 explained it to him, Jiang Yu suddenly understood.

The system must have taken a lot of considerations into account, otherwise Jiang Yu really wouldn't have the confidence that others in this world wouldn't discover his real age.

……

Jiang Yu touched his wet clothes and felt like crying. Why didn't the system tell him that he could wet the bed in this world?

With his weak arms and legs, he couldn't destroy the body without Jiang Yiming knowing. What should he do? He should wake Jiang Yiming up first.

But Jiang Yiming was sleeping too soundly. Jiang Yu just patted him at first, then kicked him, and finally lay on him, pinched Jiang Yiming's face and started making faces.

He didn't wake Jiang Yiming up, but he had the pleasure of playing it himself.

Jiang Yiming thought he was performing a stone-breaking chest feat, but when he woke up he saw his son's "masterpiece".

This can’t be blamed on the child. Who hasn’t wet the bed when they were a child?

It was all his fault. He should have let Jiang Yu go to the toilet after drinking milk. Jiang Yiming had lost his temper now. He made a phone call and asked Ding Shu to buy some children's clothes and send them over. Then he resigned himself to his fate and began to pack up his "masterpiece".

Ding Shu received a call from Jiang Yiming. Although he felt a little puzzled, he still did what Jiang Yiming said. After all, Jiang Yiming was the only artist under him.

"Jiang Yiming, the clothes you asked me to buy..." Ding Shu had the key to Jiang Yiming's house. When he opened the door, he saw a child wearing only a shirt on the sofa. "Sorry, I went to the wrong place."

Before Jiang Yu could speak, Ding Shu closed the door and left.

After waiting for a few seconds, the door was opened again.

"That's not right, who are you, kid?"

Jiang Yu stared at Ding Shu with dead fish eyes. He knew that this person should be Jiang Yiming's agent. He actually had a very good impression of Ding Shu.

After Jiang Yiming's death, news that Jiang Yiming was a mental patient spread from somewhere. If Ding Shu and Jiang Yiming's fans had not tried to clarify the matter, Jiang Yiming would have been falsely accused of being a mental patient.

I just feel that the person in front of me is not very intelligent and a bit silly.

"Hey, you kid." The kid in front of him looked so cocky that Ding Shu felt a little itchy. "What's your name?"

"Jiang Yu."

Jiang Yucai didn't want to admit the name Maomao, so stupid.

Ding Shu touched his chin and said, "Your last name is Jiang, that's not surprising."

He picked out clothes from the bag: "This is the clothes Jiang Yiming asked me to help buy. Do you want to wear it yourself or should I help you?"

It was embarrassing enough that Jiang Yiming dragged him to take a shower this morning. There was no way Jiang Yu would let a stranger help him change his clothes, so he just took his clothes and ran away.

……

When Jiang Yiming went downstairs, he saw Ding Shu sitting alone on the sofa. After looking around, he couldn't find Jiang Yu.

"Where's Maomao?"

"Maomao?"

"That's the kid."

Ding Shu's phone vibrated and he glanced at it: "Oh, the kid went to change clothes. He should be in the bathroom on the first floor."

Ding Shu was really generous enough to let a two or three-year-old child change clothes alone. Jiang Yiming walked to the bathroom door and said, "I'm coming in."

Contrary to what he thought, Jiang Yu was able to put on his clothes by himself and was now concentrating on buttoning them.

Jiang Yiming raised his eyebrows: "Do you need my help?"

Without waiting for Jiang Yu's answer, Jiang Yiming squatted down, buttoned up Jiang Yu's shirt, and tidied up his clothes.

I didn’t look carefully yesterday, but today when I got closer I realized that the child’s eyes are similar to his.

After returning to the living room, Ding Shu was still fiddling with his cell phone.

Hearing footsteps, he said to Jiang Yiming without even looking up, "Didn't you ask me to help you get an event? A variety show contacted me. It's about taking care of children. I happen to have Maomao right now..."

Jiang Yiming tightened his grip: "No, I don't want the child to appear in front of the public."

Ding Shu was full of confusion. Didn't Jiang Yiming have no feelings for the Jiang family? He thought that after he proposed this variety show, Jiang Yiming would quickly agree.

After all, there has always been a saying in the entertainment industry that no matter how bad a star is, he or she can't be that bad if he or she is liked by children and small animals.

Jiang Yu is very interested in this variety show. He wants to expose Jiang Yiming's true face in front of the public and let them all know what a bad person Jiang Yiming is.

He swayed his small body and stretched out his arms as hard as he could: "I want to go, I want to go."