Quick Wear: I always have strange tricks to pass levels

Jiang Yu's face was still turned to the side, but Jiang Yiming saw Jiang Yu's red ears, and there was a smile in his tone: "How do I know what to buy for you if you don't look at it?"

Jiang Yu maintained his posture, and his chubby hands fumbled around randomly, snatching Jiang Yiming's phone away. After finding that he couldn't unlock the password, he turned his back to Jiang Yiming and successfully unlocked it using facial recognition.

Jiang Yiming was so angry that he laughed. He originally thought that Jiang Yu would not say anything or be angry, and would at least say a few words to him. It turned out that this kid really had a way. He didn't know who he learned it from. He was so cunning.

He looked at the furry head on his chest, and his eyes became gentle.

He just didn't know who the child's original parents were. The child was quite to his liking, and Jiang Yiming didn't want anyone to come out and compete with him for custody.

"System, who are this child's biological parents?"

The Good Dad system said this question was very confusing: [Isn't it you, the host? ]

Jiang Yiming: “……?”

How could he not know whether he had children or not? He was aware of his own mental state and knew that he could not be a good father or shoulder the responsibilities of a husband.

Although his previous experiences were not very good, Jiang Yiming had high demands on himself, and starting a family had never appeared in his plans for his future life.

Jiang Yiming rubbed the head in his arms like a sea urchin. His current ability was enough. If someone really came out to snatch the child from him, Jiang Yiming didn't mind letting him see the dark side of society.

He snorted coldly. What kind of parents could abandon their children on the street? Now that the child was in his arms, he would not let her go easily.

Jiang Yiming's eyes became more and more dangerous, as if he was immersed in his own imagination. At this moment, a childish voice suddenly appeared and successfully dragged Jiang Yiming back from the darkness.

"Okay, takeout."

Jiang Yu still couldn't express himself clearly, so he shortened the sentences he wanted to say and spoke slowly, word by word. Although it still didn't meet his expectations, Jiang Yu was already very satisfied. His body was in great shape now!

"Oh? Let me see." Jiang Yiming came back to his senses and took the phone with interest. He was quite curious about what Jiang Yu was going to eat. "What do you want to eat?"

Seeing what was on the screen clearly, Jiang Yiming raised an eyebrow: "Maoxuewang? Fried chicken? Spicy mixed soup?"

Jiang Yu nodded as a matter of course. Yes, that’s what he wanted to eat.

He hadn't felt anything in the ancient world, but as soon as he opened the software, Jiang Yu's memory was awakened. Even though he hadn't actually put the food in his mouth, his saliva was flowing uncontrollably.

He, Jiang Yu, loves eating junk food the most in his life.

If he hadn't found it, he would have ordered some potato chips, cola, and lemonade...

Even if Jiang Yiming had no experience in taking care of children, he knew that a child as old as Jiang Yu could not eat such oily and salty food. But the child in front of him looked righteous and as if saying to him: That's right, give me some quickly!

"Okay, I'll give you some." Jiang Yiming smiled wickedly, "I'll give you some, and you can eat it."

Jiang Yu felt a little strange, but he didn't hear anything wrong, so he added, "I want some."

The child in front of him had a chubby round face, with a serious frown on his face. Jiang Yiming couldn't help but pinched him. He finally understood why people in the police station were like that. The touch was indeed good, so he pinched him a few more times.

Jiang Yu saw that Jiang Yiming had not answered his question, and his little face was smug. He really was right, right? Jiang Yiming was just feeling guilty. If he hadn't been so vigilant, he would have been deceived.

"Hurry up and agree to it."

Jiang Yiming nodded with amusement: "Promise, promise."

The kid was quite alert and ordered whatever was served. However, it wasn't for him to eat. He should eat what is appropriate for his age.

……

Jiang Yu's eyes lit up when he heard the knock on the door. He had been waiting for so long that the flowers were about to wither. Without waiting for Jiang Yiming to move, Jiang Yu jumped off the sofa and ran to the door.

Jiang Yiming followed slowly, and when he reached the door he saw Jiang Yu waiting there. He sneered, "What's the point of running fast? This little dwarf can't even open the door."

Jiang Yu was so anxious that he almost jumped up. This abominable mission target, doesn’t he know that children cannot be left hungry?

If there was nothing in his kitchen, would Jiang Yu have to wait so long for the takeaway?

Jiang Yu snorted angrily and pushed forward like a calf: "So slow, I want to eat!"

Jiang Yiming was like a mountain. Jiang Yu was unable to vent his anger for him and almost fell down. He was supported by Jiang Yiming. He was so angry that he was about to smoke.

……

Jiang Yiming put the takeaway next to Jiang Yu's nose and shook it, making Jiang Yu drool.

Jiang Yu slurped and said, "I want to eat."

Jiang Yiming took out a can of milk powder from the takeaway and placed it in Jiang Yu's arms: "This is your dinner." As he spoke, he adjusted the position of the milk powder can to make Jiang Yu more comfortable. "Hold on tight, maybe this will be your meal for the next few days."

Jiang Yu wrinkled his nose. This little question was too difficult for him. "I tell you, just order what I want. I'll do it."

Although he has become smaller now, he is not stupid. The takeaway just now definitely cannot contain fried chicken, Maoxuewang and spicy mixed vegetables at the same time. If Jiang Yiming had not ordered it, he could not guarantee anything.

Jiang Yiming ignored him, made the milk for him, and checked the temperature with the back of his hand before picking up the takeaway.

He placed the takeaway on the table, waving it in front of Jiang Yu's face as he did so: "Look, this is fried chicken, this is Maoxuewang, and this is spicy mixed. I've ordered everything. Now, drink your milk obediently."

Jiang Yu was almost mad, and mistook the pacifier for Jiang Yiming and held it fiercely. Jiang Yiming was even more hateful. He would describe the taste of everything he ate. Poor Jiang Yu could only look but not eat.

He rolled his eyes and thought of a vicious curse: "From now on, if you are stuck in the hospital bed, I will pull out your oxygen."

Jiang Yiming thought for a long time before he understood what the kid was talking about. He couldn't help laughing and reached out to ruffle Jiang Yu's hair, which he had just combed. He didn't stop until he had ruffled the furry little head into a sea urchin.

"What's your name?"

"My full name is Jiang Yu." Jiang Yu gave a wicked smile, "My nickname is Daddy."

This is how it should have been. If the system hadn't gone wrong, Jiang Yu would have become Jiang Yiming's father. He clenched his fists. If he could travel back in time, he would definitely spank Jiang Yiming hard.

Jiang Yiming's eyes widened: "Dad?"

He became even angrier. He originally thought that the biological parents of the kid were just irresponsible, but he didn't expect that the biological parents of the child would actually give the child such a name. This was no longer irresponsible, it was a grudge against the child.