Quick Wear: I always have strange tricks to pass levels

The system, which usually responded quickly, was unusually silent. Jiang Yiming seemed not to notice and kindly asked several times. In order to make the system hear more clearly, he spoke slowly, repeating every word for the system.

[Host, please do not discuss issues unrelated to the mission. ]

Jiang Yiming smiled and said, "I'm talking about something related to the mission. Answer quickly."

【…】

The system's act of pretending to be dead pleased Jiang Yiming very much. Even if it had not been confirmed yet, it should be similar to what he guessed.

"Is it because shocking me would harm others?" He added, "After all, the human body can conduct electricity."

Even though no one paid attention to him, Jiang Yiming still laughed happily, his chest vibrating constantly, disturbing the sleeping Jiang Yu.

But he just smacked his lips a few times and then fell asleep.

Jiang Yiming's body froze when he noticed the movement of the child in his arms. After waiting for a while, he realized that the child had fallen asleep again.

Jiang Yiming was speechless. Maybe all children sleep this well, but it's also good this way. He had heard that some children would cry loudly if they were accidentally disturbed.

In comparison, Jiang Yiming felt that the one in his arms was pretty good.

……

Jiang Yu woke up again in the middle of the night. The child was still too weak. He couldn't help falling asleep while watching the plot. If he hadn't felt hungry, Jiang Yu felt that he could sleep until dawn.

He sat up and touched his stomach: "I'm so hungry."

After looking at Jiang Yiming who was sleeping soundly, Jiang Yu decided to go to the kitchen to find something to eat. His legs were too short, so he could only hold on to the edge of the bed and slowly slide down.

In the end, I fell on my butt, but I managed to land on the ground successfully.

After going through a lot of hardships, Jiang Yu finally arrived at the kitchen. After searching the entire kitchen, Jiang Yu found that this kitchen was really clean!

Not only is there no garbage, there is no food either!

Jiang Yusheng sat on the floor helplessly: "008, do you have a way to conjure up food?"

008 was frantically spinning around in the system space, but he was just a system without a physical body, and the food he could conjure was just a stream of data, obviously not something the host could eat. "Host, wait a moment, I'll go ask a colleague."

Jiang Yu finally came down from the second floor. He didn't want to climb again, so he just sat down on the carpet in the living room: "Okay, 008, go quickly and come back soon."

The colleague 008 found was of course bound to Jiang Yiming's Good Dad System. The system was naturally implanted with the instructions of respecting the elderly and loving the young. In 008's view, Jiang Yiming should come down immediately to prepare food for the host.

However, the remote control cannot save the nearby host, so it is better to leave this matter to the more professional Good Dad system.

At this time, the Good Dad system: "Is there such a good thing?"

Ever since being ridiculed by Jiang Yiming, the Good Dad System has not made a sound for a long time. Now it just feels that the host has successfully handed the handle into his hands.

He pressed the electric shock button without hesitation, waking up Jiang Yiming from his sleep.

Jiang Yiming was completely dazed and obviously didn't understand what was happening. He moved his hand towards where Jiang Yu was, but felt nothing.

Jiang Yiming breathed a sigh of relief. He dreamed that he was bound to a system and there was a child who needed his care.

He patted his chest and thought it was just a nightmare. In the dream, the damn system would still shock him when he was not doing tasks, just like the feeling just now.

Just like the feeling just now? Jiang Yiming opened his eyes wide, so what was going on now?

[Host, please go downstairs and prepare food for the child. ]

Jiang Yiming: “……?”

In an instant, countless possibilities flashed through his mind. He hurried downstairs without even putting on his clothes. It was not until he saw the little one sitting in the middle of the living room that he felt relieved.

Obviously, they had not spent much time together, and he did not know why he was so nervous. He did not think much about it and attributed it to the fact that he was an adult who respected the elderly and loved the young.

"Why didn't you wake me up?"

Jiang Yiming gritted his teeth. This little brat dared to come down here alone to look for food. Wasn’t he afraid of any accidents?

Anyway, he was not afraid of the system shocking him again, so he stretched out his big hand to pick up Jiang Yu and let Jiang Yu lie face down on his legs.

Jiang Yu was a little slow to react when he was suddenly picked up, but he had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the next second his butt came into close contact with Jiang Yiming's big hand.

The Good Dad System made a sharp blast in Jiang Yiming's mind.

[Ahhhhhhh, host, what are you doing? Are you committing domestic violence?]

While beating the child, Jiang Yiming could still answer the system's questions: "Don't you know this behavior is dangerous? I'm teaching the child a lesson. Don't worry, I have my own ideas."

As expected of a top university student who could study and work at the same time, Jiang Yiming hit the nail on the head as soon as he opened his mouth. After all, their system was not a real person, and he was still learning to understand the rules of human society. What Jiang Yiming said did make sense.

[Well then, the host must exercise due discretion.]

Jiang Yiming nodded nonchalantly. Educating the child was one reason, but he was also really scared. In addition, he had been shocked several times today because of the child in front of him. Seeing him sitting leisurely on the carpet, Jiang Yiming felt a little itchy.

This was the first time in Jiang Yu's life that he was spanked, especially when the person who spanked him was supposed to be his son.

Jiang Yu was affected by this body and couldn't control his emotions well. He couldn't hold it back and started crying with his mouth wide open: "Wuwuwu..."

After all, Jiang Yu was no longer a child, so he couldn't cry out loud as he wanted. He could only cry quietly, wiping his tears with his arms while crying.

Jiang Yiming turned the child over and saw that Jiang Yu's eyelashes were soaked and his nose was red. He looked both pitiful and cute, and he felt like he had lost his temper.

He sighed: "Don't cry, this is very dangerous, do you know?"

Jiang Yu knew it, but he didn't want to admit his mistake. He turned his head away with sobs and refused to look at Jiang Yiming.

His sobbing made Jiang Yiming laugh. Because of the child, he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so ordering takeout would be just right.

Jiang Yiming shook his phone: "Do you want to eat? If you stop crying, I'll order you some takeout."

Jiang Yu curled his lips. He didn't want to bow down for a few pieces of silver, but at this moment his stomach growled: "Okay, I won't cry anymore."