Spring Drunk Chang'an

Liu Wenbai is really...

It's so miserable.

His face turned yellow.

There is a hint of green in the yellow, and black in the green.

He was unconscious and his lips were peeling.

It's obvious that he's been dehydrated.

"Doctor, call a doctor quickly... No, Liu Zhong, take my name card and go to the Imperial Physician's Office to ask for a doctor, quickly, quickly." Liu Xiu's face turned black from the smoke, but he was extremely anxious.

The whole room was spinning in circles.

Liu Wenrui had severe diarrhea and was unconscious. When the skin on his cheeks was touched, it felt warm. These symptoms were very similar to those of diarrhea.

It's dysentery.

This disease can be fatal.

And it's contagious.

Someone in the Liu Xiu clan had contracted the disease before, dying from diarrhea in just two days. Seven or eight years ago, a small village near the capital also suffered from diarrhea, spreading to more than ten villages. Finally, Emperor Yingwu ordered the sick to be gathered in the mountains, rounded up until they died, and their bodies burned to ashes. Only then was the disease brought under control and prevented from becoming a major epidemic!

Now, with Liu Wenbai like this, Liu Xiu looks very similar...

He was too panicked.

"Everyone, get out! Don't block us here! Liu Zhong, take two strong servants with you. Cover their faces, wrap their hands with cloth, move Wenbo to the couch, and then burn all his bedding and bury him!"

"Ah Xiu and Song, wash your hands, change your clothes, and go to the yard."

Old Mrs. Lai also got the news, her hair disheveled and she gave orders breathlessly.

After all, he is an old man. Even if he is not smart, he is confused. After all, he has experienced a lot and can remain stable.

"Mom, I, I want to accompany Wenbo. He has to take the imperial examination today!" Liu Xiu came to his senses and refused hurriedly.

Old Lady Lai was so angry that she hit him with her cane. "The child is already in this state, why should he take the imperial examination? Let's talk about it next time. If it really is diarrhea, then that's it, that's it..."

It's going to kill people.

It's contagious and no one in the mansion can escape.

"No one is allowed to leave the house until the imperial physician arrives."

Mrs. Lai ordered sternly.

The servants in the entire yard were so frightened that their faces turned pale as paper and their hearts were beating wildly.

When Liu Wenrui and Liu Qingru rushed over after hearing the news, Song stopped them outside the yard.

"Mom, what are you doing? My eldest brother is sick, why don't you let us go visit him? You're going too far, get out of the way!"

Liu Qingru widened her eyes, anxiously thinking of showing her courtesy to Liu Wenbai.

Liu Wenrui, however, lowered his head, huddled behind his sister, and said nothing.

"Qingru, your elder brother may have diarrhea, which is a contagious disease. You better be obedient and go back to your hospital!" Song was a little sad when she was accused by her daughter, but she still persuaded her with kind words.

"Ah? Diarrhea? I, I..." Liu Qingru was stunned and wanted to say "I'm not afraid", but...

Liu Xiu once told her about the epidemic in the suburbs of Beijing seven or eight years ago.

Thousands of people died.

"..."

She bit her lip and fell silent.

"Mom, has the doctor come? He examined my brother and found out he really has diarrhea?" Liu Wenrui asked her with a frown.

"Your father has already sent for the imperial physician, and the servant has also called the court physician. He should be here soon..." Song replied, "We'll have to wait for them to determine whether it's diarrhea or not. Right now, it just looks like it."

The palace physician is the doctor hired by the Ningguo Mansion, who lives in Juning Lane.

"Oh, there is no diagnosis!" Liu Wenrui stammered, with a flash of realization in his eyes.

I told you, that 'laxative' he gave me for fun turned out to be diarrhea...

Completely different.

Yes!

Liu Wenbai would poop like that, with a huge outburst of urine filling the entire room.

The Qingmei Tongue Tea that Liu Wenrui offered through Liu Qingru was the main inducement. He put some sesame leaf powder in the tea leaves...

That's convenient.

He didn't put in much, and based on that amount, it wouldn't cause any 'trouble' at all. Liu Wenbai's current effect was due to the combination of these two factors...

It was the fragrance that Liu Wenrui exuded when he came to see him last night~~

There is a fragrant medicine there that can increase the efficacy of the herb tenfold.

But it doesn't hurt your body.

Instead, it is used to cleanse the stomach and intestines.

It was one of Liu Wenrui's friends who told him that the combination of the two medicines would produce the current effect. They were planning to use this to play a trick on the beautiful girls in the building. It was just the bad taste of these playboys!

However, Liu Wenrui used it to harm Liu Wenbai.

Who would have thought?

It’s really useful.

The court physician arrived first. He entered Jishan Hall with his face covered with a white cloth, took Liu Wenbai's pulse, and determined that he did not have diarrhea but a stomach upset, so he prescribed him some anti-diarrheal medicine.

The servants went out to get the medicine, but before it was ready, the imperial physician arrived.

His diagnosis was exactly the same as that of the court physician, and the prescriptions he prescribed were similar. The servants boiled the medicine, and Liu Xiu personally pried open Liu Wenbai's mouth and poured the medicine into him.

At that time, the whole family, including Mrs. Lai, were standing beside Liu Wenbai's bed and watching this scene with their own eyes.

After all, it's not diarrhea, and it's not contagious. Everyone...

Well, everyone except Liu Wenrui, Song Shi and Liu Changan is worried about Liu Wenbai.

"Brother, is he going to miss the imperial examination? It's past the time to enter the examination room at this hour." Liu Qingru leaned over to Liu Wenrui and asked him quietly, "Will the Emperor show mercy to my brother and let him in later?"

"The imperial examination is so important, it concerns the foundation of the country. It's impossible!"

Liu Wenrui sighed, as if expressing regret.

Liu Qingru bit her lips hard, her face showing disgust.

The medicine prescribed by the imperial physician and the court physician was indeed very effective. After drinking two bowls of medicine, Liu Wenbai's "spraying" condition was successfully relieved. Half an hour later, he opened his eyes...

"Wenbo, my son, how are you? Are you feeling better? Where are you still feeling uncomfortable? Tell daddy!" Liu Xiu held his son's hand and asked anxiously!

Liu Wenbai: ...

Without saying a word, without even asking about the imperial examination, he pushed Liu Xiu and went straight to the toilet.

He squatted inside and wouldn't come out.

"Doctor Xu, what's wrong with my son?" Liu Xiu was dumbfounded. He pulled the imperial physician and asked repeatedly.

Imperial Physician Xu stroked his long beard and sighed, "Your son's diet is abnormal, which has damaged his intestines. He needs to be cleansed. Take the medicine on time and drink plenty of hot water, and he will recover slowly."

"He is young and won't leave any hidden dangers."

The implication is: You will definitely poop, and everything will be fine as long as you poop cleanly.

This pull...

Liu Wenbai had diarrhea for three days and lost seven or eight kilograms. He no longer had the air of a proud young man.

He was puffing and breathing out, but not breathing in.

Their faces are all green.

The imperial examination - not to mention it anymore.

"Wait three years, then you can go after three years!" Liu Xiu sighed and advised his son.

Liu Wenbai: ...

I felt so ashamed and painful that I almost wanted to die immediately.

He was the first person in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad, to delay his imperial examination because of gluttony and diarrhea.

The most embarrassing person!

He couldn't even see his classmates and teacher.

He was in a depressed mood.

Liu Wenrui and Liu Qingru came over to comfort him, but he jumped up and down and scolded them and sent them out.

Liu Qingru cried in grievance.

Liu Wenrui...

With a sigh on his face, he said, "Brother feels bad, I understand, I don't blame him, just wait until he figures it out."

"It's only three years. Time flies. Big brother is only in his early twenties. Three years is nothing. I'm waiting for you to pass the imperial examination in three years..."